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sonichaos735

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I’m starting to doubt your promises Log in to see images!

Proof you have the brownie points or this thread never happened


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, OK. Small problem. Got the drive, replaced the pills, chanted the incantation, put the drive, you know, where it was supposed to go…

There were all these green lights, and a loud, booming voice yelling “AT LAST”, so deep it made the windows shake.

And then I realized IT WASN’T SG94’S HOUSE!

What do I do????


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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Esperanza

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Level 21 Emo Kid

You got BP? I will let you put it in my bum.

If you want to eat a soul, try baking a cake in the shape of the letter s, another in the shape of an o, one in a u shape, and one in an l shape. Now eat them.

BP please?


I was the alt of a ****ing fabulous person until The Suspender took me over.

U VIEWED MY ****ING DRAGONS fabulous person, NOW CLICK THEM.

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I say set the place on fire.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Hm.. I don’t know why I didn’t think of that. I mean, fire can’t hurt a demon, right?


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Who am I the Ghost Busters? Fire has always been my answer.

twas edited this message on 06/14/2008 10:22PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

1. set house ablaze

2. wait for firetruck

3. bless hose so the water becomes holy water


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

crayoncakes Posted:

1. set house ablaze

2. wait for firetruck

3. bless hose so the water becomes holy water

I think you misunderstand me. I don’t want to hurt the demon. I’m wondering if he wouldn’t mind a different host than SG94, since he’s already been implanted, as it were. I think I’m gonna just run.


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

well make the hose have sex with a goat so it’s unholy water idk


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xTROLLx

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Janie Posted:

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DONT WORRY JANIE I AM ON MY WAY! I WILL SAVE YOU!!


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

Janie Posted:

OK, OK. Small problem. Got the drive, replaced the pills, chanted the incantation, put the drive, you know, where it was supposed to go…

There were all these green lights, and a loud, booming voice yelling “AT LAST”, so deep it made the windows shake.

And then I realized IT WASN’T SG94’S HOUSE!

What do I do????

If the idea was to release the demon from the hardrive into a human, but you put the demon in the wrong human.

Kill the human.

Simple, problem solved.

The demon will now be free of the computer and its human host, and in it’s corporeal form can navigate its way to whatever new host it chooses.

Why do humans make things so complicated?


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

sonichaos735 Posted:

I’m starting to doubt your promises Log in to see images!

OKAY, LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN…

1) I’M A DEMON YOU DUMB ****

2) I NEVER SAID ALL WHO GAVE ME THEIR SOULS WOULD RECEIVE A BP…YOURS WAS NOT VERY TASTY AT ALL, SO I THREW IT OUT

I GUESS YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK IF YOU REALLY WANT IT BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO DIG IT OUT OF GEHENNA.

Janie Posted:

OK, OK. Small problem. Got the drive, replaced the pills, chanted the incantation, put the drive, you know, where it was supposed to go…

There were all these green lights, and a loud, booming voice yelling “AT LAST”, so deep it made the windows shake.

And then I realized IT WASN’T SG94’S HOUSE!

What do I do????

DO NOT WORRY CHILD

I AM TRAPPED—I MEAN, HANGING OUT IN—SG94’S COMPUTER…SO IF YOU WEREN’T AT HER HOUSE IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE’S COMPUTER AND THUS RELEASED SOME OTHER DEMON

PS ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SUBJECT YOU MAY WANT TO INSCRIBE A CIRCLE ON THE FLOOR AROUND YOUR DESK WITH VARIOUS DIVINE NAMES


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Overspammer

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2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

you are an idoit


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I stole a picture. Did anyone notice? Also, im advertising forumwarz here

And i made myself a wiki page, Contribute to it in the comments sectionClick here to veiw

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Damn damn damn. Now I’m on my way to FurCon to cut out Biff’s heart as a sacrifice to the Moon Goddess to get my poetry back, so it might be a few days. Is it ok to drink Holy Water?

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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

YOU CAN DO THAT IF YOU WANT BUT IT WILL BE TAINTED WITH THE ESSENCE OF MASCULINE DIVINITY WHICH REALLY ****ES OFF THE MOON GODDESS

ON THE OTHER HAND…SHE’S PRETTY HOT WHEN SHE’S ****ED OFF

SHE KNOWS IT TOO

WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY SHE’S ****ED OFF SO OFTEN


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

OH HEY AND AS FOR PROTECTING YOURSELF FROM THAT THING YOU RELEASED

IN THE OLDEN DAYS YOU WOULD MAKE A MAGIC CIRCLE BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS, IT’S NOT PORTABLE

SO, WHAT IF YOU INSCRIBED A MAGIC CIRCLE ON AN UMBRELLA?


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Random Black-
Guy

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 2 Re-Re

OH YOU WHITE ****ES AIN’T TAKING OUR SOULES AGAIN!

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Well, I didn’t get the heart, anyway. I have failed at everything I’ve tried today. I can’t impregnate SG94 with a demon seed, I can’t cut out Biff’s heart, and I inspired xTROLLx to a murderous rage.

I think I will go sleep on the train tracks and see what happens.


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