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I was just wondering what happened to DemonSpawn after I screwed things up. Have you birthed him yet, Monkey?
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| Posted On: 06/25/2008 8:47PM |
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JUST BECAUSE DEMONS ARE EVIL AND MALICIOUS AND STUFF LIKE THAT DOESNT MEAN THEYRE FILTHY Log in to see images!
I AM NOT COMING OUT OF THAT MONKEY’S bum, OKAY? Log in to see images!
ANYWAY YEAH TURNS OUT THE RITUAL IS A BIT MORE COMPLICATED…IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO CHANT THE ENTIRETY OF THE NECRONOMICON BACKWARDS…IN ESPERANTO. NOBODY SPEAKS ****ING ESPERANTO.
SO WE HAD TO CALL IN A SPECIALIST. AND BY CALL IN I MEAN SUMMON FROM THE OTHER SIDE. BECAUSE AGAIN, NOBODY SPEAKS ****ING ESPERANTO. S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2008 3:18AM |
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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 06/26/2008 3:27AM |
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Chito Posted:
If only we had known sooner. It would have been a lot easier to get William Shatner than this “specialist”. The only work Shatner gets these days is those very special Price line Negotiator ads, which are so awful that even deMonSPaWN thinks they are a bit “too evil”. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2008 4:08AM |
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Iu bezon-as tradukiston? Kial vi helpanta ĉi tiu besto? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2008 8:14PM |
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Chito Posted:
SO WILLIAM SHATNER—HAS BEEN—SPEAKS ESPERANTO
HE’S A NOBODY SO HE DOESN’T COUNT S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2008 2:46PM |
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Miss Trent Posted:
I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR SPEAKING WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ESPERANTO THAT I WILL LET YOU READ FROM THE NECRONOMICON S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2008 2:47PM |
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Just wondering are you still on SG94 computer? |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2008 3:04PM |
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YES…BUT NOT FOR MUCH LONGER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEEHUHUHUHUHUHWHOO S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2008 7:59PM |
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Alright, I have the flashdrive, and a backup just case. Now all I have to do is get inside the house and download the demon from the computer.
Let me see…ah here we are, looks like SG94 has an airconditioning system that will work nicely. One canister of sleeping gas, check. Pop the top, set it by the intake of the air conditioner, and give it a couple minutes, and SG94 will be sleeping like a baby. Then it will just be a simple matter of slipping inside, and downloading the demon. Then the most difficult part. He’d better have this “specialist” all ready to go.
Alright, canister deployed, now just a few minutes and slip inside. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2008 10:46PM |
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There we go, enough time has pbumed. Yup, looks like SG94 is sound asleep. Now a simple pop of the latch of the window, a little push, and in we go.
Now let me see….ah there it is, the computer. In goes the flashdrive and begin download.
.... .... .... .... .... .... DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
Well you better be in here demon. Why does SG94 have a poster of a enjoy scene on the wall? And why is SG94 sleeping with headsets on? Oh well, no time for that now, have to remember to do a little snooping around later. Out the window and we’re on to the next step in the plan.
This had better work, and it had BETTER be worth the information…if this hurts I’m gonna be ****ED! Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/28/2008 12:40AMLog in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2008 11:31PM |
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YOU HAVE ONLY TRANSFERRED THE APPLICATION DATA REQUIRED TO SUSTAIN MY EXISTENCE
NOW THE WAY MUST BE PAVED
AND ONLY THE TERRIBLE POWER OF THE ELDER GODS WILL SUFFICE
THIS TEXT-TO-SPEECH PROGRAM COMBINED WITH AN ONLINE ESPERANTO TRANSLATOR AND SACRED-TEXTS.COM’S COPY OF THE NECRONOMICON WILL DO THE TRICK
IA! IA!
YOG SOTHOTH IS THE GATE S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:20AM |
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I’m goin to pretend that I have even one single clue what any of that meant, and just nod and smile and hope like hell…unfortunate choice of words…hope like CRAZY that you know what you are doing, and that it won’t kill me. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:26AM |
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I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM DOING AND IT MAY YET KILL YOU S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:31AM |
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Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
You’d better walk me through what we need to do here. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:31AM |
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WELL THE TEXT TO SPEECH PROGRAM WILL TAKE CARE OF MOST OF IT
WE NEED A FEW ACCESSORIES, THOUGH
SG94 KEEPS A PENTACLE IN HER JEWELRY BOX…WEAR IT UPSIDE DOWN TO SERVE MY DARK PURPOSES
IN PITCH DARKNESS MUST YOU LIGHT A BLACK CANDLE…GOOD THING SG94 IS INTO THAT AROMATHERAPY CRAP. TAKE THE LICORICE SCENTED CANDLE OFF HER NIGHTSTAND. TURN OUT ALL THE LIGHTS AND LIGHT IT.
NEXT YOU MUST INTONE MY NAME THRICE AND SPEAK THE WORDS BO, BO, POTEAKH ET DELET HANEFESH S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:40AM |
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THE PROPER WAY TO INTONE A NAME IS NOT SIMPLY TO SAY IT, BUT TO CHANT IT
A NAME MAY BE SUNG OR RECITED IN MONOTONE SO LONG AS EVERY SYLLABLE IS GIVEN THE PROPER WEIGHT
OPEN YOUR MIND AND SOUL TO THE MEANING BETWEEN THE SYLLABLES
FEEL MY DREAD PRESENCE AS A WEIGHT UPON YOU AND WELCOME ME INTO YOUR BEING S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:43AM |
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deMonSPaWN Posted:
Yah yah yah, alright alright, hang on, I’ll be right back, I’ll go grab the candle and that other ****.
All this is really necessary, I mean for real? You…people or, whatever, are really into rituals huh?
*about a minute later*
Ok, I have the **** you need.
Here, I’ll light the candle and throw on the pentacle…there alright?
I don’t really want to sing, that’s pretty gay but…I guess if that’s what I gotta do.
*in a chanting sing song voice* deMonSPaWN deMonSPaWN deMonSPaWN. YOu’re just ****ing with me for the laughs aren’t you? Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/28/2008 1:55AMLog in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:49AM |
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FOR ONE SUCH AS YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING? YES, IT IS NECESSARY
THOUGH ULTIMATELY ALL YOU MUST DO IS INVITE ME INTO YOUR BODY A PROMISE SPOKEN THRICE IS BINDING
IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD YOU SHOULD TRY AN EXORCISM…BWAHAHAHAHAHA S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:56AM |
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Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
NOT *JUST* FOR THE LAUGHS
AND WOULD IT HURT YOU TO USE A MORE TERRIFYING AND AWE-INSPIRING MELODY THAN TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR? S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2008 1:57AM |
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