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Ban Me MOD IDOL SEASON 2: Be the next Forumwarz moderator!

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

SanDyk Posted:

Neither was dobnits/cid/aldo. What’s your point?

You’re taking my comment too seriously. Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

This was too funny not to share:

MySpace Tom Posted:

Hi, I would like to apply to be a moderator! My character’s name is Bizarro Tom and I would make a good moderator because, first and foremost, I would never do anything controversial that would besmirch your good name. Second and secondmost, I would never do anything at all because apparently no matter how much I beg you are never, ever, going to listen to reason and do the right thing and unban Bizarro Tom (even though it would bring so much joy to so many people). So Bizarro Tom would be your only permabanned moderator, unable to do anything except provide a source of amusement to your users. See, there’s no possible downside! (And if you do go ahead with this, I promise to never, ever do anything unseemly to your site ever again!)

Your friend,

MySpace “He’s a dangerous, career criminal and he’s not to be trusted. I wouldn’t let a pedophile near a playground, and I damn sure wouldn’t let MySpace Tom anywhere near Forumwarz.” Tom

p.s. It would also be nice if you occasionally actually did something humorous with the MySpace Tom account. Otherwise what’s the point?

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Yeah, it gets even funnier when you realized the e-mail gave your computer 4729506 viruses while you were reading it.

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

I like humour. That mail was full of it.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

lol

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

oh Log in to see images!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Myspace Tom Posted:

what’s the point?

MySpace Tom

Avatar: MySpace Tom's Avatar
7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

I never said those things. It’s not fair to fake-quote people. Especially in Civil Discussion.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

MySpace Tom Posted:

p.s. It would also be nice if you occasionally actually did something humorous with the MySpace Tom account. Otherwise what’s the point?

Really, what’s the point? Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

MySpace Tom Posted:

What a twist!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

MC Banhammer Posted:

I’m sorry, we already have a dobnits.

I should be offended…but Im not.

Also, hi MySpace Tom.

stellar

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[WeChall]

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Do we get paid for being a MOD?

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

stellar Posted:

Do we get paid for being a MOD?

lol

Also, sent.

Techno_Viking

Avatar: 171243 2010-01-29 08:14:52 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 59 Troll

PRETTY MUCH MERC 2.O

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i think we need a new incit mod Log in to see images!

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Is this the demod Aldo auditions

I think I’ll participate

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

I am sorry JB but upon further examination you appear to have neither a toxx quote nor a BP Prize, both general guidelines for posting in the Contests forum.

I would like to formally request that this either be fixed or moved to Ayn Rands.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Master_Troll Posted:

I am sorry JB but upon further examination you appear to have neither a toxx quote nor a BP Prize, both general guidelines for posting in the Contests forum.

I would like to formally request that this either be fixed or moved to Ayn Rands.

rules Posted:

3) You MUST offer BP for your contests (or some other reward of legitimate value.

Is being a mod of legitimate value?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

We’re looking for a great mod or two. Are you up to the task?

It’s been about a year since we went on a mod-hiring jag, and the landscape has changed a bit. There’s not a ton of activity now that Episode 3 has been completed, which also means there are fewer banning incidents. We’d like to think the greater mod presence, new Charter-approved rules and a generally calmer mood across Flamebate has chilled things out as well.

Still, there are always issues, and we need a responsible, diligent mod to help us out. Duties include sorting help tickets, monitoring Flamebate, enforcing our rules, authorizing purchases and helping determine policy. There may also be a new, interesting challenge ahead when we institute our Advanced Role-Playing forum, meaning we’ll need someone strongly familiar with the community and culture.

Are you mature, rational, fair, knowledgeable of our rules? Do you want to make Forumwarz a better place? Do you want the cachet and prestige that comes with a “MODERATOR” title, as well as future retirement Peen? Then we want to hear from you!

Just like last time, there will be a probationary period involved. If you abuse your powers or simply waste our time, we will de-mod you and possibly ban your account.

Email us at modidol@forumwarz.com. Tell us why you’d be the right person for the job. Don’t forget to include your main character’s name!

We’ll keep this thread open until we’ve received enough applications to make a decision. The admins and moderators, with input from the Charter crew, will make the final decision.

Note: Please do not post your application in this thread. If you have any questions, fire away.

Hope to hear from you soon! Log in to see images!

and here’s a toxx

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2014-09-17 22:27:39 -0400
21

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

Skyman747 Posted:

Is being a mod of legitimate value?

This is actually a very fair question.

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