This was too funny not to share:

MySpace Tom Posted:

Hi, I would like to apply to be a moderator! My character’s name is Bizarro Tom and I would make a good moderator because, first and foremost, I would never do anything controversial that would besmirch your good name. Second and secondmost, I would never do anything at all because apparently no matter how much I beg you are never, ever, going to listen to reason and do the right thing and unban Bizarro Tom (even though it would bring so much joy to so many people). So Bizarro Tom would be your only permabanned moderator, unable to do anything except provide a source of amusement to your users. See, there’s no possible downside! (And if you do go ahead with this, I promise to never, ever do anything unseemly to your site ever again!)

Your friend,

MySpace “He’s a dangerous, career criminal and he’s not to be trusted. I wouldn’t let a pedophile near a playground, and I damn sure wouldn’t let MySpace Tom anywhere near Forumwarz.” Tom

p.s. It would also be nice if you occasionally actually did something humorous with the MySpace Tom account. Otherwise what’s the point?