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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

was Posted:

You know Malaise, I think the only fitting place for you in my administration is Lieutenant Governor. So how about it? Do you want to be in charge when I am no longer available?

Suddenly I regret having voted for you…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I am sorry. Were you interested in the position?

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Hell no, I don’t crave power. I’m just a concerned citizen.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Amasius Posted:

Hell no, I don’t crave power. I’m just a concerned citizen.

This would be more believable if you were of any other nationality.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Malaise Posted:

This would be more believable if you were of any other nationality.

Wait, Amasius is German?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I think Celerysteve is much more deserving of Lieutenant Governor

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

In the unlikely event that some tragedy were to befall was, I’d prefer to have fine upstanding member of society leading us in our hour of need.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

In the unlikely event that some tragedy were to befall was, I’d prefer to have fine upstanding member of society leading us in our hour of need.

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

Kanye West

Avatar: 214905 2010-01-07 14:28:27 -0500
40

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Permanoob

I'mma let you finish, but x had one the greatest y's of ALL TIME!

was Posted:

Okay, the first petition that needs to be made is a petition to inaugurate me as Governor.

Do you think you are up to the task?

Damn straight I am.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

In the unlikely event that some tragedy were to befall was, I’d prefer to have fine upstanding member of society leading us in our hour of need.

And Coleman –

after years of service, this betrayal.

I don’t understand it.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

was Posted:

You know Malaise, I think the only fitting place for you in my administration is Lieutenant Governor. So how about it? Do you want to be in charge when I am no longer available?

I had hoped that the rumours about was being ‘unavailable’ were false.

I suppose that I will – reluctantly – take up the reins of power until his return.

My first act will be to review this thread and confirm those people who I think are actually competent to do the jobs they have applied for.

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

I’m done with my story and have done my best to proof read it and spell check and add some grammar to it. but as none of that being what I’m good at it is still really poorly written and prob sucks. Ive had it done for awhile now just getting it tweaked has taken me days

I need to use a better word for enjoyment and don’t feel like looking up a synonyms for it so you guys can help me think of one that would be cool.

I’ll post it when I get home tonight but if any one wants to take the time and tell me how much I suck at telling story’s and proof read it for me that’s cool with me.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Dirty Birdy Posted:

I’m done with my story and have done my best to proof read it and spell check and add some grammar to it. but as none of that being what I’m good at it is still really poorly written and prob sucks. Ive had it done for awhile now just getting it tweaked has taken me days

I need to use a better word for enjoyment and don’t feel like looking up a synonyms for it so you guys can help me think of one that would be cool.

I’ll post it when I get home tonight but if any one wants to take the time and tell me how much I suck at telling story’s and proof read it for me that’s cool with me.

I don’t mind proofreading it if you need me to.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

The following people can retain their positions:

donbee

Sergeant Cid

Raffle Ticket

Spot

Sneaky 27

Master Troll

mterek

Pandabrother

chammisan

fine upstanding member of society

KARR

Bandaney

cheese man

Stumpy Mike

Kanye West

Adapt – I don’t believe you are up to being Chief of Staff just yet but I will let you intern under Scully so maybe you will be ready when was returns.

The rest of you should be very disappointed in yourselves. You should try harder in the future.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Your rule is false, I have already seized control

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

I am no longer Secretary of Racism? What is this, affirmative action?

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

I will be hiring an administrator for the re-education camp that these dissidents will be spending some quality time at.

Please post here with your qualifications.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Your refusal to recognize my established role on this site only reaffirms my commitment to hating you.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

I was supporting you by giving you extra fuel for your hatred.

If it is any consolation I hate far more people here than you do.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I’m sure Adapt has had plenty of experience manipulating a staff and needs no help from me. Log in to see images!

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