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CarlieGotfin-
gered

Avatar: CarlieGotfingered's Avatar
3

Level 39 Camwhore

“Lingeriepist”

woman's genitals Czar?

failing that i’ll take any Missionary Position

Spot

Avatar: 34067 2011-11-01 00:35:29 -0400
46

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Re-Re

Singularly the ****!

Shii Posted:

Do we still need a mascot?

woof

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

CarlieGotfingered Posted:

woman's genitals Czar?

failing that i’ll take any Missionary Position

im cool with this if im still head of cam whore affairs

Flaming Alch-
emist

Avatar: 68873 Sat Dec 06 04:27:05 -0500 2008
14

Level 69 Troll

An opportunist: I pounce on Chance!

I would like to be Fuhrer. I’m not going to be fussy over exactly what that entails so long as it gives me the ability to enforce some sort of miniskirt ordinance.

Official high clearance head adviser

or

Grand Vizier

or

Anger manager

The nerd o powa edited this message on 03/28/2010 7:03AM

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Sergeant Cid Posted:

I usually only post in good threads started by good posters. Those are scarce these days.

Must be hard, never posting in your own threads.

Funny man, secretly mod-editing my post. What, did you think I wouldn’t notice?

Sneaky27 edited this message on 03/30/2010 4:18PM

KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

I wish to register as the Governor’s Official Transport because I am the only known automobile partaking in this game and I am bulletproof.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Dirty Birdy Posted:

so who wants to start my first affair with me

Your first affair with yourself? Sure, I’ll start it.

You meet yourself at a seedy hotel. You make sure no one followed you, and then ease into a kiss with yourself. You lock the door and look at yourself with lust in your eyes…

Let me know when you move on to two-person affairs. They’re more enjoyable. Log in to see images!

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Your first affair with yourself? Sure, I’ll start it.

You meet yourself at a seedy hotel. You make sure no one followed you, and then ease into a kiss with yourself. You lock the door and look at yourself with lust in your eyes…

Let me know when you move on to two-person affairs. They’re more enjoyable. Log in to see images!

omg sounds sexy i might have to take myself up on your offer

now to ask my self if im over 18 and std free

self

yes

are you over 18 and std free

why yes im over 18 and std free

oh sexy lets do it

im so down with this

b

brb getting sexy w my self

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Mr. Governor sir I would like to be Secretary of Awesomeness.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Fortunato Posted:

Mr. Governor sir I would like to be Secretary of Awesomeness.

As Program Recruiter, I am in support of this appointment.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I want to be Art Director or something like that.

cheese man

Avatar: 46138 2013-08-01 23:08:44 -0400
28

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 59 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

I would like to be Cheese Man.

Ledger

Avatar: harblgar
17

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I would like to be an Astronaut/space spy

Ledger edited this message on 03/29/2010 2:48AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Ledger Posted:

I would like to be an Astronaut/space spy

Great, you get prime position in the next Goatse launch.

Stumpy Mike

Avatar: 163003 Mon May 11 15:51:29 -0400 2009
26

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Secretary of the Inferior

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

Dirty Birdy Posted:

omg sounds sexy i might have to take myself up on your offer

now to ask my self if im over 18 and std free

self

yes

are you over 18 and std free

why yes im over 18 and std free

oh sexy lets do it

im so down with this

b

brb getting sexy w my self

i have spent the weekend working on a story about my affair w my self who wants to be the extras in the story i need at least 1femail and like maybe 4 others normaly i would just drop a name in there but im gonna change it up and ask if any one would like to be in my story

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

we still need a comptroller of the currency

P14Y4-PO747O

Avatar: Deformed Child

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Hey, I will control all of the games currency, I don’t mind. :3

emo-hermaphr-
odite

Avatar: Emo Girl 2
3

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I might, but might not, like to be the Secretary of Ambiguous Propoganda, because Ghandi possibly would have wanted it that way, but we’re not sure because he’s dead.

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