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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Dirty Birdy Posted:

i have spent the weekend working on a story about my affair w my self who wants to be the extras in the story i need at least 1femail and like maybe 4 others normaly i would just drop a name in there but im gonna change it up and ask if any one would like to be in my story

As Chief of Foreplay, I feel that I should be involved.

LeftToDie

Avatar: Sneakers

[WeChall]

Level 23 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

Human Target taken?

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

As Chief of Foreplay, I feel that I should be involved.

yeah I’ll add you I’m dumb and p much did the whole story on my cell phone because I didn’t have my laptop with me so it all in notes and emails that wouldn’t send to me and i cant put them on my sd card and idk why so back to the point

who would you like to be so far your options are

-in a home made sex tape

-the man that puts thing in his bum

-the person running the hot dog stand and donkey show

also looking for a girl for a small drop in the story

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Dirty Birdy Posted:

yeah I’ll add you I’m dumb and p much did the whole story on my cell phone because I didn’t have my laptop with me so it all in notes and emails that wouldn’t send to me and i cant put them on my sd card and idk why so back to the point

who would you like to be so far your options are

-in a home made sex tape

-the man that puts thing in his bum

-the person running the hot dog stand and donkey show

also looking for a girl for a small drop in the story

All inviting choices, but I’ll take the home made sex tape guy. I’ve always wanted to be a star. Log in to see images!

qada

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

[WeChall]

Level 9 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Log in to see images!

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Dirty Birdy Posted:

yeah I’ll add you I’m dumb and p much did the whole story on my cell phone because I didn’t have my laptop with me so it all in notes and emails that wouldn’t send to me and i cant put them on my sd card and idk why so back to the point

who would you like to be so far your options are

-in a home made sex tape

-the man that puts thing in his bum

-the person running the hot dog stand and donkey show

also looking for a girl for a small drop in the story

I think I’m the kind of guy who runs hot dog stand/donkey show combos.

Drinhkinn

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
5

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I will hereby offer my candidature to the prestigious position of “Bent Over”

As reference, I attest that my legs are of the perfect height so my pelvis reaches the average height of office desks, offering optimal bending and leaning on said desks. I will also infer that I have a luscious booty. Previous experience includes the Bush Administration as one of male reproductive organ Cheney’s aids, and a reference from my father who was an intern at the Harvey Milk administration.

I am available to offer formation to any new interns to the governing office.

Drinhkinn edited this message on 03/30/2010 11:54AM

SoronTheBeast

Avatar: 159958 2010-01-24 16:32:03 -0500
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

There's your 3 BPs. Now stop ****ing whining about THIRTEEN CENTS you pathetic no-lifer. - Fran

If Vice Presadent is still open, I’ll take that.

If not, I guess Street Sweeper works. It’s, like, the same thing.

Pandabrother

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

SoronTheBeast Posted:

If Vice Presadent is still open, I’ll take that.

If not, I guess Street Sweeper works. It’s, like, the same thing.

NO!

I’M STREET SWEEPER!!!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

SoronTheBeast Posted:

If Vice Presadent is still open, I’ll take that.

If not, I guess Street Sweeper works. It’s, like, the same thing.

Pandabrother Posted:

NO!

I’M STREET SWEEPER!!!

Duel to the death, I say! Or a Log in to see images!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Thank you for showing an interest in your Government, but one job that has gone unfulfilled is Official Petitioner.

Pandabrother

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Sneaky27 Posted:

Duel to the death, I say! Or a Log in to see images!

A Log in to see images! fight would work for me.

But if my Log in to see images! then…

they make a fireLog in to see images!

Kanye West

Avatar: 214905 2010-01-07 14:28:27 -0500
40

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Permanoob

I'mma let you finish, but x had one the greatest y's of ALL TIME!

was Posted:

Thank you for showing an interest in your Government, but one job that has gone unfulfilled is Official Petitioner.

Damn, fine upstanding member of society. I can take that. I got a fan base bigger then yo fatbum momma.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Kanye West Posted:

Damn, fine upstanding member of society. I can take that. I got a fan base bigger then yo fatbum momma.

Okay, the first petition that needs to be made is a petition to inaugurate me as Governor.

Do you think you are up to the task?

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

I’ll be your Chief of Staff Governor-elect was. Someone needs to start weeding out all this dead wood you’ve hired.

In future you should really just leave these things to me, you have more important things to worry about.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Malaise Posted:

I’ll be your Chief of Staff Governor-elect was. Someone needs to start weeding out all this dead wood you’ve hired.

In future you should really just leave these things to me, you have more important things to worry about.

Excuuuuse me, but MY position is mandatory.

bigbear12

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

I’d like to be God Secretary of War in this regime, Is that kind of position available? If not I’ll just be Secretary for Cruelty (Hopefully that wouldn’t be taken aswell)

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Malaise Posted:

I’ll be your Chief of Staff Governor-elect was. Someone needs to start weeding out all this dead wood you’ve hired.

In future you should really just leave these things to me, you have more important things to worry about.

I believe Adapt already has that position.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

was Posted:

I believe Adapt already has that position.

He’ll be the first one on the chopping block then. Anyone who doesn’t realise that Governors don’t deal with international relations and don’t have departments of defense and weapon development has no business in the position.

If you are serious about being inaugurated and putting forth a meaningful platform it is time for amateur hour to be over.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Malaise Posted:

He’ll be the first one on the chopping block then. Anyone who doesn’t realise that Governors don’t deal with international relations and don’t have departments of defense and weapon development has no business in the position.

If you are serious about being inaugurated and putting forth a meaningful platform it is time for amateur hour to be over.

You know Malaise, I think the only fitting place for you in my administration is Lieutenant Governor. So how about it? Do you want to be in charge when I am no longer available?

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