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Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

I paid for it. I also:

– Paid the full sticker price for my car

– Never use coupons

– Only browse the clearance racks as an afterthought

Let the mocking commence!

bourgeois

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

How about you throw in a web spiders that dishes out two moar files per forum thread. Such a price NEEDS some proper advantage, and I really would like a new web spider.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

$30 for forever. That’s not as bad as 360 bp sounded at first. I’m planning to get it by buying 2 of the $14.99 packages.

Trogodor

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

[Facepunch]

Level 59 Troll

“Grendel”

I just wish the extended ability bar was a default feature, the rest you can take away.

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

i swear the toolbar expansion was being talked about for months anyway

do you know how ****ing annoying the game is as a hacker if that’s taken away

Veist

Avatar: 35066 2012-11-21 18:44:47 -0500
45

[I hate you all]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Chawin Posted:

i swear the toolbar expansion was being talked about for months anyway

do you know how ****ing annoying the game is for everyone if that’s taken away

Fixed that for you… I’m pretty sure everyone would rather have the expanded toolbar than not because the old toolbar was barely adequate before ep2.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Veist Posted:

Fixed that for you… I’m pretty sure everyone would rather have the expanded toolbar than not because the old toolbar was barely adequate before ep2.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. What non-hacker uses any other keys other than 1-2?(Maybe 3-4 for status meds)

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 02/18/2010 8:04AM

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

hackers – 12345678901237640238741892730781647628342734087234

other clbumes – 1212121212121212121212121212121212121

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. What non-hacker uses any other keys other than 1-2?

Have you played through Ep3?

With the constantly-changing sensitivities, the tougher forums, and the high secondary stat cost of the highest-ended attacks, I don’t have a single non-cheating character who doesn’t have at least 4-5 slots taken up for each type of attack they have available. (Except the perman00b, as he has so little to work with.)

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

MC Banhammer Posted:

CoreyJess Posted:

Entire game = $15

 

Add-ons to make the game enjoyable = $36

ET values his programming twice as much as he values the efforts of the entire rest of the creative team put together.

 

ET is charging himself consulting fees because he had to bring himself in to fix the mistakes of the original programmers (himself). Consultants are overpriced and he must pbum it on to the consumer. That money’s gotta come from somewhere, and the pockets of the CEO are off-limits.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

ET is charging himself consulting fees because he had to bring himself in to fix the mistakes of the original programmers (himself). Consultants are overpriced and he must pbum it on to the consumer. That money’s gotta come from somewhere, and the pockets of the CEO are off-limits.

that makes so much sense it’s painful Log in to see images!

100bp and a free non-anon avatar/title prank. that’s a totally reasonable deal.

you can go out to a decent dinner, or a dinner for two at sit-down chain restaurant for the price you’re charging. you could buy a half eighth of good weed and snacks. you could buy gas for your car. you could even buy some cheap Log in to see images!

it’s a ridiculous amount of cash for what you’re paying for as everyone else already said. just wanted to be the 100th-something person to tell you i won’t be buying this at this price, and wouldn’t consider it at all until it’s halved Log in to see images!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Dear ET,

I fully support the price you chose and understand why you did so. I personally do not find it that big, but it just may be because of the fact that i have not had to scavenge in trashcans for my food and clothing.

Best regards,

Professor Commie PhD.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

I don’t understand problem. Log in to see images!

I am certain Evil Trout did lot of market research (in fact, I was part of said research and I agreed that price is competitive); you must realize that using formula “(time invested) * (hourly salary) / (amount of potential buyers)” is valid for Crotch Zombie Productions enterprise considering how high market price of Mr. Robin Ward is.

30 USD is less than one coke at decent strip club, so who cares.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Okay, I’ve had some time to ruminate, and this is what I’ve come up with.

If I look at “forever” as 2.5 years, then I’m being asked to pay one dollar per month for the extra functionality. That’s — not too bad, actually. BUT — and it’s a big BUTT — here are the problems with the way this was presented:

1) When lumped together into one sum, the sum seems to much. There’s no guarantee the site will BE here in 2.5 years, so we’re being asked to pay in advance for something which could very likely disappear. If it were presented as a “we will debit your account 10 BP per month for the next 36 months, and the functionality will disappear if you can’t pay”, that would probably have flown better.

2) The features aren’t worth that kind of money to a consumer. ET may think he’d be getting back the cost of the time he spent implementing them, but given that entire episodes took WAY longer, and gave you so MUCH more, that’s a very unbalanced view.

3) The timing could not be worse. ET JUST got a job, so FW isn’t his main source of income any more. Along with that, he’s indicated that updates are going be MUCH LESS FREQUENT going forward, and they weren’t exactly rolling out before. With all that he’s asking for more than twice as much money as 2+ YEARS of development work. It’s a good thing ET’s new job is in programming, not marketing.

4) Along those lines, really we’re at endgame. And there’s not much to do at endgame that justifies the use of the current Orange features. The only way this is going to be considered worth it, imo, is if you get MissionBuildr out, and let those who purchase Orange create and distribute their own missions.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

Dear ET,

I fully support the price you chose and understand why you did so. I personally do not find it that big, but it just may be because of the fact that i have not had to scavenge in trashcans for my food and clothing.

Best regards,

Professor Commie PhD.

Right this way sir; I have a stick that might be of interest to a man of such refinement.

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

As I suck at playing games, the TubMail is still my chief interest. So, in consideration of Oranges prices, what’s the load of 1-3 years of TubMails in real American Canadian dollars, and how do Orange’s various prices work to offset that alone (and/or everything that the site’s run from, sure)?

Aside: Damn Lunar and Pokemanz and incomelessness, that I have to figure a monetary game plan in less that two weeks.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

MC Banhammer Posted:

3) The timing could not be worse. ET JUST got a job, so FW isn’t his main source of income any more. Along with that, he’s indicated that updates are going be MUCH LESS FREQUENT going forward, and they weren’t exactly rolling out before. With all that he’s asking for more than twice as much money as 2+ YEARS of development work. It’s a good thing ET’s new job is in programming, not marketing.

This. It’s no surprise that the ET well-wishing posts fell off sharply when the price for Orange was revealed.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Evil Trout Posted:

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sup sellout-bum fine upstanding member of society Log in to see images!

ignoring that filter, what do you really think about this feedback, and did you expect it? Log in to see images!

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