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Fix It Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win

SuperMonkeyM-
an

Avatar: Ron Paul
19

Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

First Wish: I wish I knew and could do all Kung Fu styles like they do in the movies. In other words, a Kung Fu Mega Master!!

Second Wish: To be omnipotent.

Third Wish: The ability to turn people into Haddo-Gay at will. “Hey that guy ****ing cut you off man.” “Don’t worry.” ::zap:: “Holy **** that same dude is now waving his male reproductive organ out the window. Jesus man. Just Jesus.”

Lord Boxtop

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

My first wish is for a girlfriend. Someone who is kind, loving and understanding. Someone who’d listen without making judgments. Someone who I can confide into while knowing that she won’t go around telling everybody my secrets. Someone who would enjoy such pleasantries as a walk in the park or a slow dance under the stars, someone who won’t hurt me; who would hold me when I’m down, share tears and laughter with me. A gentle face, deep blue eyes, a playful smile. Oh, how I wish.

[/wrists]

My second wish is for the **** who cheated me out of almost 10 years of my life to be hit in the face with a flying donkey.

My third wish is for brownie points, so gimme.

spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I wish Duke Nukem Forever was released.

I wish 4chan ceased to exist.

I wish i acquired the Entity’s powers,then send him off to be forever sealed into Robin Ward’s body lacking any powers at all.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Eh, I would probably do the whole “unlimited money” thing, which would take care of anything else that I would have wished for.

Heavy rain to be released on the 360, that would be a good one.

And the third would be for the ability to fly. Tell me it wouldn’t be hilarious to drop random **** on people.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

First of all, I’d wish for Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Freddie Mercury to resurrect, and that The Doors, Nirvana, Queen, together with Aerosmith and Radiohead to sing every single minute at my huge house for free.

Secondly, given the fact that I’m visiting a god and the world is most likely ending, I want it to end being sprayed with antimatter.

And finally, I want to witness my own funeral.

Teh Cezar edited this message on 02/08/2010 3:55AM

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

The contest still continues, and I’m sharing another bunch of bonus BPs for a great and creative wishes!

BONUS 5Log in to see images!:

I wish good luck to all future contestants!

freemasochist

Avatar: 111140 2010-02-14 18:40:37 -0500

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I wish:

1. For the guy I had the best Log in to see images! with ever to come back from OR

2. An underground fully equipped 15-seat movie theater under my house

3. A laptop

Fae the Doll

Avatar: 226561 2010-03-01 22:10:21 -0500
8

[Island of Avalon]

Level 26 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

My wishes:

Become a fairy.

Cover the citys with forests.

And I wish, live on a castle.

Lady_Gaga

Avatar: 93840 2010-02-07 01:11:33 -0500
11

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

1. I wish that I could be a better poster. Log in to see images!

2. I wish I had taken a better picture of myself Log in to see images!

3. I wish that said picture would replace my current avatar.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

I wish:

– that Tubs was awarded an E-Peen for clearing WeChall

– that my wife’s car hadn’t caught on fire a few months ago so I didn’t have to drive her everywhere (pic below)

Log in to see images!

– that I could warn my younger self about the stupid mistakes I would later make

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

OrsonScottCard Posted:

- that I could warn my younger self about the stupid mistakes I would later make

I wish I could go back in time and give my younger self a slapping for being such an idiot.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

man-man Posted:

I wish I could go back in time and give my younger self a slapping for being such an idiot.

This is truly a great wish, but unfortunately you’ve already used up your chance.

Adaptus

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Insert Klan Name H-
ere
]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

I wish that I never ran that kid over with my car; I got arrested for it.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

My wishes:

1. That every child in the world had something to eat.

2. That I could go back to when I was in high school to work harder and get a bigger advantage in college and more importantly, to try and make things right with a girl I was absolutely in love with.

3. Most importantly, a free pbum on any statutory enjoy charge.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Inconnu Posted:

This is truly a great wish, but unfortunately you’ve already used up your chance.

My chance to slap my younger self, or the x wishes per alt rule.

‘cause I can hop across to an alt real quick and repost it if you want to give me stuff for a good wish… Log in to see images!

Svameno

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 15 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

I’d wish triforce to rule teh world!

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smileyrandom

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

I wish that:

1. ^This dumbbum would learn to post triangles (j/k, I don’t really think you’re a dumbbum. NONETHELESS! Fix those triangles!)

2. I had the remotest inkling of spriting talent so I could start animating a story I came up with some time ago.

3. The other 99 people I get bunched in with come up with REALLY lame wishes.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Svameno Posted:

I’d wish triforce to rule teh world!

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Hey, raging4chan4chan, I wish you could at least triforce properly

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Mazzon

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
10

[Too sexy for membe-
rs
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Wishes then. Mmkay I think I got a few:

1. I wish to create something beautiful unbumisted, on merely my own ability

2. I wish for a momentary sense of achievement untarnished by guilt, shame or regret

3. I wish for a meaningful death.

Sm4sHm4s7eR

Avatar: Sad Face

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 15 Emo Kid

Hamster Smasher

I wish I have enough Brownie points to buy a new color Log in to see images!

and my 2. wish is enough Brownie points to change that stupid title!

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