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Ban Me Petition to preserve Fran is Fat

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Johnny Mac Posted:

I think you all just needed somthing to complain about. Log in to see images!

Isn’t that what Flamebate is all about? Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Johnny Mac Posted:

I still don’t see why one week out of a hundred others makes that much of a difference. I think you all just needed somthing to complain about. Log in to see images!

this.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Im going to avoid my tl;dr post this time to put a piece of philosophy in here.

Forumbuildr is just one big joke, and sometimes its just best to play along.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Petition for all enemies to be named fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

-MLF- Posted:

Petition for all enemies to be named fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society.

isn’t the voting trend basically doing this naturally?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Here’s a bit of news for ya: Go look at enemies now.

Apprentice_T-
roll

Avatar: 98069 Thu Dec 18 18:11:03 -0500 2008

Level 1 Re-Re

Johnny Mac Posted:

Here’s a bit of news for ya: Go look at enemies now.

oh noez

halp et fix this sson

NeoVid

Avatar: 174653 Fri May 22 01:54:45 -0400 2009
13

[WeChall]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Signed, this is the forum that got me most interested in contributing to Buildr since I started playing.

The community voted for it, so we’re getting what we deserve.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

dobnits Posted:

Im going to avoid my tl;dr post this time to put a piece of philosophy in here.

Forumbuildr is just one big joke, and sometimes its just best to play along.

If you don’t fall for the joke you get to be in on it

Torpeo

Avatar: 181382 Sun May 17 20:59:25 -0400 2009
3

[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
]

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

How is ‘Fran is Fat’ an obscure in joke? It’s one of (if not the) biggest Forumwarz homegrown memes. It took me all of like, a week as a noob to find that one out. I think the concept is a good one and could lead to a really neat ‘Battle Threadz’ style forum if done correctly. I see nothing wrong with having a forum that is a nod to the user base vs some website or meme I might not necessarily know.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Just noticed all of the fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society/Franch Ginger entries are gone. I would comment on that, but CD isn’t the place.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

I see nothing wrong with having a forum that is a nod to the user base vs some website or meme I might not necessarily know.

this. Dolphin Love is the exact same way. It’s a nod to the cooler (and much more popular) dolphin here (Manphin)

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Alright, we had a quick meeting about what to do.

• The forum’s a funny idea. There are some good posts in there. So, let’s keep it.

• Just because the premise is an in-joke, it doesn’t have to completely suck. We don’t want every avatar to have the same name, so we fixed them for you. Don’t give them all the same name, as that’s a form of plagiarism. Allowing more plagiarism isn’t part of the petition, is it?

• We also buried the “franch ginger” seizure logos. Don’t copy other people’s submissions, even if they are terrible (sorry Fingerz).

• Since downvoting has gotten to compulsive levels, we decided to implement the third phase of missionbuildr (as mentioned here) next week! So look out for a formal announcement shortly (EDIT: here it is) and don’t bother posting forum ideas this week. You can still vote on the existing ones if you like (or dislike), of course.

• The wacky, zany and not at all pointlessly belabored nature of this protest has indeed caught the attention of the admins (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) and we’e going to try to do something about it as soon as we can. At the very least, the gameplay update should solve one small problem (table-breaking images).

There you go. The system works! Can I get a “Whoooooa, Crotch Zombie”?

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 08/31/2009 9:47PM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

“Whoooooa, Crotch Zombie”

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Whoooooa, Crotch Zombie, what about all the scoops people got from the initial upvotes? Some brackets have mbumively changed.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

signed.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Torpeo Posted:

How is ‘Fran is Fat’ an obscure in joke? It’s one of (if not the) biggest Forumwarz homegrown memes. It took me all of like, a week as a noob to find that one out. I think the concept is a good one and could lead to a really neat ‘Battle Threadz’ style forum if done correctly. I see nothing wrong with having a forum that is a nod to the user base vs some website or meme I might not necessarily know.

Nor do I, and once I saw fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society early on I was hoping it would become a big homegrown meme/injoke/retard submission factory. I even submitted Kaisers (feel free to nuke those anyone) in the hopes of adding to the giant meme factory. I even agree that a lot of the older Forums are funier than anything coming out recently and wish I had been around for them, or that we could work on them some more (If no sub is +10 or higher, redo an old Forum with all current material autosubbed for free on behalf of the original creator? Or just new stuff added to make them more varied?)

I just disagree that there is inherent humor in any system that is broken. -To Fran, I never said it wasn’t voted in legit, I specifically said that’s why I don’t like universal voting systems, irony notwithstanding. The complaint seems to be that the system is broken because people vote in ****ty things while defending Fran is Fat because it was voted in Democratically. Yes submissions need balancing and perhaps more/less options with the build such as the layout, but other than that it’s entirely democratic and any issues with that probably shouldn’t be used as a defense.

I’d love to see funnier Forums to work with, the ones I think have potential don’t tend to make it but if you have a problem with the Forums, start upvoting the good ones, suggest good ones to get upvoted, make those parody sites. Hell make subforums for currently existing builds that could use expansion.

People saying “Fran is Fat” got me interested in Buildr? It wasn’t one person who made 600 fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society submissions, and the quality of the other subs isn’t somehow magically hilarious compared to before so unless it carries over to next week and actual attempts at humor I’m not seeing “This Forum can be trashed, WOOT!” as a benefit.

As for myself, I’m just an opinionated bumhole Log in to see images!

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

some fabulous person mod deleted all the fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society enemies…..

KING KING KING KING KING KING was banned for this post by Evil Trout

DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Fran is fat gets in but fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society doesn’t? Don’t get it. Both products of the broken system.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

DarkDespair5 Posted:

Fran is fat gets in but fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society doesn’t? Don’t get it. Both products of the broken system.

You mean Democracy?

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