Alright, we had a quick meeting about what to do.

• The forum’s a funny idea. There are some good posts in there. So, let’s keep it.

• Just because the premise is an in-joke, it doesn’t have to completely suck. We don’t want every avatar to have the same name, so we fixed them for you. Don’t give them all the same name, as that’s a form of plagiarism. Allowing more plagiarism isn’t part of the petition, is it?

• We also buried the “franch ginger” seizure logos. Don’t copy other people’s submissions, even if they are terrible (sorry Fingerz).

• Since downvoting has gotten to compulsive levels, we decided to implement the third phase of missionbuildr (as mentioned here) next week! So look out for a formal announcement shortly (EDIT: here it is) and don’t bother posting forum ideas this week. You can still vote on the existing ones if you like (or dislike), of course.

• The wacky, zany and not at all pointlessly belabored nature of this protest has indeed caught the attention of the admins (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) and we’e going to try to do something about it as soon as we can. At the very least, the gameplay update should solve one small problem (table-breaking images).

There you go. The system works! Can I get a “Whoooooa, Crotch Zombie”?