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Fun Missionbuildr Part 1: Name That Hater (w/ BP bonuses)! [Ep 3 SPOILERS]

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey buildrs,

This is Part 1 of an exciting tripartite “Missionbuildr” campaign!


Note: Some of the following could be construed as Episode 3 SPOILERS FROM THE FUTURE, although we’re considering them “open secrets.” If you want Ep 3 to be total surprise, avoid reading this series of threads.


• Part 1: Name that NPC

• Part 2: Slander the Crotch Zombie team

• Part 3: Forumbuildr takeover!


As some of you may have predicted, one of the forums in Episode 3 is going to be a parody of Forumwarz Flamebate itself. It’s going to be called Battlethreadz Lamebait.

To help build a mission around it, we’re asking the community to pitch in.

While we have an Apprentice team to help create content, they’re all working pretty hard as it is. Besides, since “Battlethreadz” is about all of you, we figured we should get the whole community involved.

Note: The final stage of this series involves rigging Forumbuildr for one week so that the Forumwarz parody is forced in. You’ll be notified when ahead of time, but consider this an early warning!

For this stage, we just have a simple request: Name the NPC who asks you to pwn our site. It should be someone who’s obsessed with the game, but loves to pick it apart. Eventually they ask you to take it down for good, so that others don’t have to suffer (and to prevent them from spending all their time there).


How it works:

• It will probably be based on an IRL player, but it could be anything.

• Just suggest a name in a reply here (and any supporting info you want), and people are encouraged to win/fail vote it. Therefore, one suggestion per post works best.

• The top suggestions will be put to a poll later. The poll will not necessarily be binding, due to the risk of abuse, but will be a good guideline for us.

• The winning entry will become a character in Episode 3 and an enemy in Lamebait. If it’s based on an IRL player, we will ask them for permission first.

• The runner-up entries will be named as the NPC’s many “alts” in a conversation, though this also may be dependent on getting permission.

• BP bonuses are available to people who come up with really good suggestions, or back it up with ideas for an avatar, custom title, etc. These will be informal rewards, as I’m not running this part as a contest. This partly because…

• The Apprentice team have already been notified about this and came up with some good ideas, which will probably end up here.


So, how about it? Who would want to pwn Forumwarz? Who’s the biggest hater?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Myspace Tom Log in to see images!

thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Sig Disabling male reproductive organ Mongler

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

yRAWR (based off iRAWR) – iRAWR has made tons of illegal alts (and is probably still creating them) and loves to torn flamebate apart by posting porn/shock all over CD.

Perhaps he wants you to shutdown Lamebait because he’s too obsessed with it? Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Habenero bumcrack

desiring to be head of battlethreadz maybe?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

L’EMPEREURREICH

or

LEROYAUMED’EMPEREUR

Tired of getting banned for spamming pictures of Napoleon.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 07/07/2009 4:13PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

borptubsie the insane/drunk moderator

he is full of loathing that the website he loves has degenerated into baked goods spam and boring posters. maybe he got demodded for banning an entire klan of crappy posters and seeks revenge.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 07/07/2009 4:21PM

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Acid Flux – he’s ****ed about his ’’stellar’’ advertising and JayZJay’s domination of the   boards

something like ‘Bases Flowing’

ghax edited this message on 07/07/2009 4:22PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

GS49 ‘cause Wicked Bbum never gave her a pony.

She could’ve heard about your skills from Li’l Billy on the Ponies forum.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

uncommonhaxxor

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

juanXPfriend

he haxx the interbums and runs a terrible klan and uses exploits to cheat and then his entire klan gets bumhurt. saw your skills on his newsgroups and figured you could help him pwn them for being mean about his klan

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Myspace Tom Log in to see images!

haha MST certainly wouldn’t need YOUR help to pwn the board.

(Where “YOUR” is the player’s character, not Aldo.)

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

SeagullSix

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Xamlei

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

FURIOUS WELFARE APPLICANT

Log in to see images!

though his GURPS campaign kept him entertained for awhile, he has decided that Lamebate has become boring and is beyond saving, just wants to wash his hands of the whole affair.

Damion edited this message on 07/14/2009 11:29AM

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

AnkhWithbum

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

FAcRifaliThiSt

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Falcon****er

Probably lost his grudge against FWZ by now (or whatever) and I saw him to be a persistent guy on Flamebate, even if I’m not that involved with everything here. Maybe as a plot he got unbanned from Battlethreadz, got (re)hellbanned for being more of a prick, and then wants grand ruin or something.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SKEEVE — Disgusted with all the newfabulous persons who don’t respect his oldfabulous person majesty, he quit the site entirely but can’t help following the forums. He’s getting more and more appaled with the low quality of posts by posters who are coming from other not-as-good troll sites and trying to make a name for themselves. So he hires you to put the few decent members left out of their misery.

(In case you didn’t know, Skeeve and AAHZ are the main characters in the late Robert Asprin’s Myth series).

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Pavilion Posted:

Falcon****er

Probably lost his grudge against FWZ by now (or whatever) and I saw him to be a persistent guy on Flamebate, even if I’m not that involved with everything here. Maybe as a plot he got unbanned from Battlethreadz, got (re)hellbanned for being more of a prick, and then wants grand ruin or something.

downvoted because falconfour already got a mission. that fool doesn’t need more attention

it was time sensitive a while ago.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 07/07/2009 4:50PM
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