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Fun Missionbuildr Part 1: Name That Hater (w/ BP bonuses)! [Ep 3 SPOILERS]

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Cauliflowerbill

“I can has trolling now plz?”

After so many failed trolling attempts asks you to impersonate him (possibly) and prove that he can take down the entire forum with his vicious bumaults.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Wicked Bbum

Furious with the community he created he wants to reset the Lamebaters so hires you to get everyone to leave on their own accord by pwning his own forum.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

HaWK

The forums he used to like, where he made like a million of klans with his multiple alts, now terribly suck so he decides to pay you (because he has a lot of money and/or is willing to give you all of his fake money Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Log in to see images! Racket

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

PeruPearmellon: Bitter about the overuse of user-created content on the site, he decides the better approach is just to eliminate the site entirely.

His language is so unintelligencerized that part of the mission challenge is to understand exactly what he wants you to do.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Mother_Russia

The alt of some old fabulous person who wishes to remain anonymous but when they saw their beloved Lamebait attacked by a bunch of noobs flinging goatse and spamming pics everywhere they knew something had to be done. So they decided to implement the scorched earth tactic to drive them out since without angry noobs, the Trolls would starve and leave allowing them to once again to have the boards to themselves.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Smashy: Mad because he has been banned from the ThreadzCreator function of the site for crappy submissions, he want’s you to take revenge for him.

Skyman747 edited this message on 07/07/2009 5:16PM

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

BouffonAvecBouche

Pense de les enfants!!!

A French school teacher who believes that too many people’s feelings are being hurt on the internet. After many months of trying to be get everyone to play together nicely and spreading joy through pictures of puppies wearing hats, she decides that the site must be shut down. FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Fed up with the broken mechanics and lazy, slipshod updating of the game he once enjoyed, youuuuuuuuu contacts you and asks you to take down lamebait so he can finally move on with his life.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Nehebkau

HEY! LISTEN!!!

Tired with everyone ignoring his advice on how to “improve” the game, decides to prove that the game is **** by shutting it down once and for all.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

****ed Off Bum

Founder of Klan ‘**** OFF’ has been battling Klan ‘Atmospheric Troll Mafiosi’ for the distinction of the best Trolling Klan in all of Battlethreadz. Unsuccessful thus far, he asks you to join their Klan and prove once and for all that Klan **** OFF can beat ATM any day of the week.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Thumbz

Due to the failure of the “Griffenz” meme and after “MyPeen” battles wore off, Thumbz decides she needs to take lamebait into her own handz, err, Thumbz. With her trusty Advilol, she needs you to take down the lamebait and her rival’s klan, Mauve Mallard Gangsters (MMG) so that the horrors that are MMG and Lamebait cannot affect the rest of the internet.

Bonus: forum could include the “EaGLe” boss thread

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

SpecificHaxor

****ed off by the overwhelming presence of anonymity on the site, SpecificHaxor asks you to help him out. Since his reputation on the site precedes him, nobody ever pays attention to his concerns. SpecificHaxor wants you to take down the Anonymous forum. He also wants to hurt all the bumholes that ****ed him off, so he asks you to take down the entirety of Lamebait.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

BATHCUTIE

After ruling over Lamebait for some time, BATHCUTIE decided that the number of in-character trolls was too much for even Lamebait to contain and uses his Lordship powers to enable the destruction of the forum (Beacause as a Lordship/Mod, he cannot destroy it himself). He uses his powers to distract the other Lordships while you take it down by enlisting the help of ANGRY HOMO, Swerve (Veer), END-DESTROYING woman's genitals-MUNCHER and FLUNK to distract the majority of the posters

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

nitdobs

who?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Another vote for Wicked Bbum.

He wants the community to go into a uproar and support whatever decsion he makes to keep his fourm from being pwned.

ANother idea:

The Merc with a Annoying Mouth.

Getting tired of all the insults Lamebait is throwing at him, and to proove that trolls are the lowest tier of the world to every one, he asks you to pwn Lamebait to get the community on his side..of course it backfires in the end.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

hoebert blingily and elitezzzzzzwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfzzzzzzelite

There will be no “next ban is a perma Log in to see images!

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

BAAWZ – Because he’s bumhurt. Log in to see images!

U c wht I did thar? Log in to see images!

——————

Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

The folks at Bunsymmetric Productions are tired of Battlethreadz taking all the users from their game.(The Empire of Disgust) In hopes that if lamebait goes down, users will leave Battlethreadz and go back to their game. So they ask you to help.

Other ideas: You get a new ability called “shameless advertising” which you must post on Lamebait once per thread. What it does is, it advertises The Empire of Disgust so people new people know of the game.

This idea is a parody of The Kingdom of Loathing for those who don’t get it.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 07/07/2009 6:44PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

BigBeth

Trying to quit Battlethreadz and Lamebait once by asking to be permabanned, she always ended up coming back. So she hopes that if Lamebait is pwned, she could finally leave the game for good.

Avatar: Still thinking of one.

Custom Title: I wish I could quit you Battlethreadz.

Parody of Fran for those who don’t get it.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 07/07/2009 6:48PM
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