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Fun Missionbuildr Part 1: Name That Hater (w/ BP bonuses)! [Ep 3 SPOILERS]

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

CrinkzPipe Posted:

BigBeth

Trying to quit Battlethreadz and Lamebait once by asking to be permabanned, she always ended up coming back. So she hopes that if Lamebait is pwned, she could finally leave the game for good.

Avatar: Still thinking of one.

Custom Title: I wish I could quit you Battlethreadz.

Parody of Fran for those who don’t get it.

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i made that

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 07/07/2009 6:56PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I laughed so hard at Smashy. That gets my winvote, along with yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

JagWithoutmale reproductive organ – Tired of being called a bulbsnorting ****head he tries a plan of making Battlethreadz Lamebait worse by having people from the klan WoChell post unfunny ****. He offers you a job of destroying the forum with them in exchange for ****ty art made in MSPaint.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

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Shii-Hulk

The faithful female furry wolf tends to get green when offended.

Aldo_Anything edited this message on 07/07/2009 8:38PM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Trout the good one Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

quangntenemy Posted:

Trout the good one Log in to see images!

or Benevolent Salmon? The hosting fee’s are too much, and he doesn’t want everyone flaming him, so he wants you to take it down by force?

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Fee

Some kids have too much free time on their hands. A combination of a sharp wit and ADHD is lethal when Fee decides to go on a rampage. Ban him for intentionally posting users personal information? Hells yeah do it again! Ban him for all caps in CD? OMG REVENGE MUST BE HAD!! Armed with a pile of personal info and bummilk he hires you to take revenge on the moderators who took away his favourite toy. He would do it of course if it weren’t, you know for the ban. (OMG 2 WHOLE WEEKS WITHOUT FWZ??!! WHAT WILL I DO??!! NO DANCING NAKED FOR YOU THIS TIME!! REVENGE MUST BE HAD!! I WILL RUIN SOMETHING HE LOVES!! OH SHINY THINGGIE I WANNA BE A SPACESHIP WHEEEEEEEE!!)

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

MISTER pantYs

twas edited this message on 07/07/2009 11:06PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

mymale reproductive organ

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

ParsleyFrank.

He can’t understand why his constant efforts to ‘improve’ BattleThreadz (by incessantly whining about everything) have finally resulted in him being banned. He wants you to use his account, Up suck enough to force Habanero bumcrack to unban him, and then, using the ‘Over 9000 (complaints)’ ability, overload the server for good.

Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 07/07/2009 11:47PM

thisnamehasa-
lreadybeenta-
ken

Avatar: 186403 Wed Jul 01 20:19:39 -0400 2009

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

MC Banhammer Posted:

L’EMPEREURREICH

or

LEROYAUMED’EMPEREUR

Tired of getting banned for spamming pictures of Napoleon.

LeCésarEmpire?

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

uhm p sure Im already doing this mission IRL so just contact me and I can give u my plans hth

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Or, for a more complex experience, how about you have 2 paths you can choose?

2 people approach you, both wanting the untimely demise of BattleThreadz, but for vastly differing reasons.

Eur0fabulous person – A site moderator, Eur0fabulous person has secretly been plotting away. Now, in the fine tradition of his Germanic ancestors, the time has come to annex BTZ, with you acting as the spearhead of the takeover.

doblice – Tired of people ignoring his ‘awesome monthly contests’ doblice has heard of your pwning reutation, and thinks it would be the height of irony for you pwn the pwners. He also has a cool contest for you enter. Please?

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Scurvy, and his bumhole alt brigade, A.K.A., the Board of Erectors.

Ardent edited this message on 07/08/2009 4:13AM

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Bran

Keeps you regular Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Cranky Tramp (obviously based on Angry Hobo.) One too many instances of selective modding finally send him over the edge. Log in to see images!

I did laugh the most at Fort’s, but I think I might be biased there. Log in to see images!

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Two options:-


1. Quangntfriend (wants you to pwn BTZ so that he can claim that he hacked BTZ and demand ransom from BTZ owners)


SUPRISE SUPRISE
2.ANGRY TROUT (maker of BTZ, wants you to pwn BTZ in order to claim insurance money)
SuperSonic edited this message on 07/08/2009 7:41AM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I’m trying to think of something clever involving draginz, but that might be better suited to being a special use attack like Up-Suck, Martydom and Das Bloodhound. Call it ‘Post Draginz’, have it do what it says on the tin and elicit a response of half a dozen other people also posting draginz before you get booted/banned from the forum.

Or just have it as a standard attack that you pick up through doing the mission, like Ophelia’s Bad Poetry or Recipes for Disaster

For an bumociated NPC you could have the creator of DragCave, who of course is ****ed off with all the dragon-posting here eating their bandwidth for no good purpose, so he asks you to drown the forum with so many dragons that everyone leaves in disgust.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Aldo_Anything Posted:

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How about Alto_Nothing, a eurofabulous person moderator that nobody really pays attention to, and is therefore fed up with moderating lamebait? Log in to see images! Ricket edited this message on 07/08/2009 9:11PM

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Fall_Guy_94

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