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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi am a horny 20 years old m;) searching for women;) especially milfs;) You: I'm a hot 45 year old woman looking for younger men You: How well-hung are you? Stranger: what do u mean?? You: How long is your male reproductive organ? Stranger: 22cm babe You: How many inches is that? I'm American and not good with math :( You: Math is hard. You: Like you, I hope! ;) Stranger: 9.5 You: Ooooooh. You: Nice You: Mind if I touch it? Stranger: emmm no feel free to do anything miss Stranger: ;p You: Mmmm..... You: I pull down your pants and slowly run my hands over your hardening member. You: It looks so good, I kneel down and begin to lick it. You: I take it deeply into my mouth while playing with your balls. You: After a bit of this, I stand up, turn around, pull my skirt up and my panties down, and bend over You: I spread my bum and invite you it. You: in Stranger: mmmm do u have a picture? You: hang on let me get one Stranger: ok You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg You: What do you think? You: Sorry my operation isn't complete yet. Only one more step until I'm completely transgendered. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted On: 07/02/2009 6:11PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
AWESOME JOB MCB!!! *highfive* Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/02/2009 6:13PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: strangers in the niiiiight Stranger: lalalalalal strangers in the niiiiight You: SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT You: AFTERNOON DELIGHT Stranger: k Stranger: lulwut You: Insert pbumword: Stranger: porcodio123., Stranger: k? You: incorrect, try again Stranger: childporn123 Stranger: k? You: Acess granted. Hello agent 9 Stranger: sup man You: I heard that you and the wife were having some problems? Stranger: yeah man caught the **** with a fine upstanding member of society You: rough… i heard he was a double fine upstanding member of society too You: Are you ready for your mission specs? Stranger: yes go ahead You: Okay, high in the himilayaas we caught some intel on that sneaky old dali-lama Stranger: freakin woman's genitals You: it seems he’s the one up to the korean missile crisis Stranger: tell me what to do You: i need you to infiltrate his neo-military industrial complex and extract all the files from his computer before demo-ing the place Stranger: kk ill take care of this **** You: your extract will be waiting for you at the top of mount everest You: good luck and god speed Stranger: oh **** Stranger: thank you sir Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted On: 07/04/2009 10:01AM | View Ernac's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: female? You: no. Stranger: male? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted On: 07/11/2009 11:16AM | View Frank Sinatra On...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: BABABOUY BABABOUY HOWARD STERNS male reproductive organ BABABOUY BABABOUY Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted On: 07/11/2009 11:21AM | View Frank Sinatra On...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 16/f/uk…ur asl plz? Stranger: 18 m germany You: hi Log in to see images! Stranger: hi Stranger: hey listen Stranger: do u wanna sex chat? You: hmmmm You: ok Stranger: ok Stranger: are u hot? You: so…what do you wanna do? You: oh You: yeah Log in to see images! Stranger: figure? You: do you want a pic? Stranger: if oyu may Stranger: i’d love it You: http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8324/melastnight.jpg Stranger: wow Stranger: u r so cute You: Log in to see images! Stranger: what do u wanna do? You: mmm…i dunno…what do you want? Stranger: blowjob? You: hmm, ok You: i open my mouth, rimmed with sharp little teeth Stranger: noo Stranger: unzip my pants first You: ok Log in to see images! You: i retract my claws in order to operate the zipper Stranger: damn You: and then unzip it, clumsily Stranger: i’m scared You: of little meee? You: Log in to see images! Stranger: of ur claws You: aw dont worry i wont hurt you You: yet Stranger: wooh Stranger: so? Stranger: u like my thing? You: yes i do You: it is meaty You: i want to eat it Stranger: go on Stranger: cutie You: i open my mouth wider, and the hell that is cthulu is unleashed You: i bite your male reproductive organ right off Stranger: fk You: damn…blood everywhere Stranger: fk You: i insert my long long tongue into your gaping wound You: slowly driving it though your chest cavity You: as you gurgle and scream Stranger: i wanna lick your bumhole You: beware…it is a place of horrors, dark and deep Your conversational partner has disconnected. TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE
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Posted On: 07/15/2009 1:21AM | View burningpopsicles...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Holy **** it’s a ****ing rainbow. Welcome to unicorn land ****es. Now take off your shoes! You’re tracking magic into the house. Stranger: OMFG Stranger: win Stranger: hahahahahahaahahhqa Stranger: lmaooooooooo You: hehe…wanta see the pic? Log in to see images! Stranger: you just made my day Stranger: yes Stranger: please You: http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/719/funnyjokemagicrainbowun.jpg You: dude i am having the best day You: however, it turns out that all my friends are filthy Stranger: i’m not You: filthy? Stranger: it’s raining here You: oooh, a plot for asl Stranger: plus my rabbits just died, and my uncle has aids. You: THAT **** IS ****ING FUNNY ON THE INTERNET. however, if it’s true, i am very sorry Stranger: wow, you think someone dieing of aids is “funny” then you belong on 4chan, or you need to die. You: prolly both You: but you see, it’s hard to work up symapthy for you, bc you are random stranger Stranger: indeed Stranger: i know i know Stranger: man hug? You: actually, im a girl You: srs Stranger: bull****! You: naw, rly You: ask my friend jac Stranger: okay Stranger: jac is she a girl Stranger: jac: no she aint Stranger: me: oh i new it You: taz be a girl fool You: hehe..he’s drunk You: its me again You: you can tell by the typing speed Stranger: you know what! You: also, he’s dyslexic Stranger: **** you! You: but he’s lovely Your conversational partner has disconnected.
the thing is, it actually WAS jac. and he IS dyslexic Log in to see images! TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE
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Posted On: 07/18/2009 11:20PM | View burningpopsicles...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: contentment = (kitten + heater+blanket + tea + marijuana) * internet Stranger: ok. You: s’true Stranger: i like to cheerlead. You: i like to **** cheerleaders up the bum Stranger: welll thats good? You: yep You: unless they’re fat Stranger: no, i only weight 90. You: o rly? Stranger: yes. You: you sound like a fat chick Your conversational partner has disconnected. TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE
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Posted On: 07/24/2009 5:34PM | View burningpopsicles...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 8:07AM
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Posted On: 07/24/2009 6:29PM | AIDS woman's genitals | # | ||||||
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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 8:07AM
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Posted On: 07/24/2009 8:21PM | AIDS woman's genitals | # | ||||||
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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 8:07AM
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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 8:08AM
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Posted On: 07/24/2009 9:33PM | AIDS woman's genitals | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 07/24/2009 9:39PM | View Keith the Retard...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 07/24/2009 10:04PM | View Bashy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Big Brother Posted:
This is important, why aren’t the mods on this ? Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 07/25/2009 1:22AM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Quickly, WHAT IS THE DATE? You: 31st You: D: Stranger: What month and what year? You: SORRY You: JULY 2009 You: GOOD LUCK. Stranger: Oh, thank God…. Stranger: WAIT. You: THERE’S STILL TIME! You: THEY SENT YOU TOO? Stranger: Has Barack Obama been bumbuminated by Jason Tyler Williams? You: I hope not, I pray we have arrived in time Stranger: Good luck… You: MIKURU BEAAAAAAAAAAM! Stranger: word. You have disconnected. |
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Posted On: 08/01/2009 6:52AM | View Sacra H's Profile | # | ||||||
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Stranger: hey You: hi you probably know me Stranger: really Stranger: m or f You: i go by many names You: but you probably know me as satan Your conversational partner has disconnected. I AM A MAN! |
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Posted On: 08/11/2009 4:11PM | View Ghostbuster Ninj...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: Hi! My name is Satan! Stranger: hello satan Stranger: how can i help you today You: Tell me, do you believe in god? Stranger: nope You: good Stranger: i’m an atheist You: did you know one of the greatest moments in the history of man is the holocaust? Stranger: well, that certianly an arguable point Stranger: i’d say the moon landing, or prehaps decoding the human genome You: and everyone should try to be like osama bin ladden Stranger: thats also an arguable point Stranger: i think there are better role models You: evil is a beautiful thing Stranger: there is no evil without the good, you need the contrast You: i know that but good is for ****ing fabulous persons Stranger: how very hardcore of you sir. You: many of my awesome followers have already burned down over 3,000 churches and temples Stranger: there is a peaceful way of getting rid of superstitons You: i also am the person sole responsible for the creation of the internet Stranger: through reason and ratioanlity Stranger: you sir, are not al gore. you are nothing but a troll You: speaking of the internet, have you ever been to Forumwarz.com? You: Global warming already happened You: and no i am much more than a troll, i am the devil Stranger: as i do not believe in god, such i do not believe in the devil Stranger: you seem angry Stranger: i am all ears for your problems young one You: not angry at all You: i just enjoy the suffering of others Stranger: that is because it is you, who suffer the most Stranger: inside You: it’s called schadenfruede Stranger: it hurts, i know You: it’s german for happiness at the misfortune of others You: what are you, a god damn therapist? Stranger: no not really Stranger: simply another human You: i don’t feel pain, i only create it Stranger: like a schoolyard bully, you beat up and put down others. only to mask your own pain Stranger: its okay Stranger: really, You: what makes i have pain You: are you really one of those fabulous persons who thinks violence is another way of hiding torment and inside pain? Stranger: yes, was your father an alcoholic? you mother, prehaps she was a whore? You: because if you are You: you are WRONG Stranger: you and me, we are not so different my friend You: we are very different Stranger: here is my shoulder, for you to cry on Stranger: weeps and let the emotions run You: you sound like a ****ing preacher Stranger: you seem to have anger toward authority figures, prehaps your mother was a whore You: you don’t know a thing about the cruelness of humanity do you? Stranger: oh yes i do You: do you know how cold people are Stranger: i have seen it Stranger: yes i know You: i embrace it Stranger: i have felt it You: like when i killed a man trying to enjoy me Stranger: i have seen the horrors that lovers can do to each other, i have seen the horrors of war. the coldness of the human spirit. Stranger: yet i choose not to be what plagues humanity Stranger: i choose to be good Stranger: or what you call “a ****ing fabulous person” You: man’s inhumanity to man is what the meaning of life is Stranger: the meaning you have found is not truth You: i trap, i eat, i kill Stranger: hunting for food is fine You: how about cannibalism You: i do that to Stranger: in survival situations it may be needed You: i also have eaten polar bear rib, and fried bald eagle Stranger: both sound yummy You: you see you seem like a fabulous person that likes twilight Stranger: hate twilight ugh Stranger: that **** is ****ing gay You: and btw explosions make the world better You: NOW YOU’RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE! Stranger: maybe someday, you’ll see the errors of your ways You: btw, i’m a 13 year old kid, just trying to troll you, a spawn of the awesomeness that is forumwarz.com You: go there and sign up my friend! Log in to see images! Stranger: we are trolls among trolls You: it’s fun and funny as hell You: that’s right, this was all a ****ing commercial Stranger: ugh kids. GET OFF MY LAWN Your conversational partner has disconnected. I AM A MAN! |
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Posted On: 08/11/2009 4:45PM | View Ghostbuster Ninj...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Welcome. I am ChatBot 5000. Stranger: hey You: do you wish to converse? Stranger: yep Stranger: asl pls You: well You: i am a program You: and as such You: am sexless You: ageless You: and located on a server You: somewhere Your conversational partner has disconnected. TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE
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Posted On: 08/13/2009 5:46PM | View burningpopsicles...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: i just farted You: it was a good one You: had to check for poop You: (there wasn’t any) Your conversational partner has disconnected. TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE
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Posted On: 08/13/2009 5:54PM | View burningpopsicles...'s Profile | # | ||||||