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MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Fixed:

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Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

MasterHaxxor Posted:

Fixed:

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Over9000Vibr-
atingDoldoes

Avatar: Donkey

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

You: Let’s troll each other

Stranger: hello

Stranger: raararraa

You: DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABIES

Stranger: woop wopp

You: fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society!

You: ARE U FROM FWZ?

Stranger: WHATT?!

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: .. australia acyuallyy

You: SWITTY IS THAT YOU?

Stranger: YESS PAPA


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Over9000Vibr-
atingDoldoes

Avatar: Donkey

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Fingerz Posted:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: do you like fried chicken?

Stranger: I’m not a fine upstanding member of society.

You: ok good

You: so what’s up, cracker?

Stranger: cracker?

Stranger: i’m brazillian

Stranger: HUEHEUHEUEHUE BR BR

You: Hahahahahaa

You: no way

You: Fran?

Stranger: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

You: lol MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: br

You: Idk wtf that means

You: Howcome you never say that in Flamebate?

Stranger: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR BR BR

You: Uhm

You: Fran?

You: I think your blood sugar might be low

You: maybe you should go eat some more

You: you’re not making much sense right now :s

Stranger: are you saying i’m fat?

You: Well duh

You: Fran is fat.

You: Moooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

EPIC BEYOND WORDS


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Over9000Vibr-
atingDoldoes

Avatar: Donkey

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Stranger: next time you come to china you find me

You: ok give me your telephone number

Stranger: give me your msn

You: I dont have msn

You: but here is my email: gaping@goatse.fr

Stranger: what do you do

Stranger: you from?

You: France

EDIT: dude actually gave me a phone number later

Over9000VibratingDoldoes edited this message on 06/23/2009 4:31AM

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Over9000Vibr-
atingDoldoes

Avatar: Donkey

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi there, what’s your name?

You: Lola

You: what’s yours

Stranger: Neat. I’ve never met anyone with that name before. Log in to see images!

Stranger: John.

You: what are you doing up at this hour John?

Stranger: Can’t sleep. It’s a common problem with me, unfortunately. What about you?

You: I’m up looking for trouble mainly

Stranger: My middle name just so happens to be Richard, but if it weren’t, it would be Trouble.

You: cool… wanna get into trouble with me?

Stranger: Of course!

You: what kind of trouble are you up for?

You: WAIT… how old are you first… I don’t want to do anything illegal

Stranger: Pretty much anything. Log in to see images!

Stranger: I’m 19

You: ah, good… I’m 27. I hope that’s okay

Stranger: And trouble usually entails at least one or two illegalities, at least the fun kind does, anyway

You: hahaha your right

Stranger: And yeah, that’s fine with me.

Stranger: I’m a guy who enjoys an older woman. ;D

You: then you will enjoy me! **** it let’s do this!

Stranger: Haha

You: I put on my robe and wizard hat…

Stranger: Hot

Stranger: Can you cast level 7 boner of the infinite on me?

You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into an actually good looking guy

You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 male reproductive organ of the Infinite.

Stranger: Oh, that’s right. Sorry, I haven’t read the bloodninja **** in a while.

You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.

Stranger: Although some originality would be nice to see ‘round these parts.

You: Don’t **** with me ****, I’m the mightiest sorceress of the lands.

You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Stranger: zzzz

You: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

You: You still there babe?

Stranger: Of course.

You: By the way my real name is Bubba

You: and I’m 42

Stranger: Obviously, since the name Lola inherently means “trap”

Stranger: Lo-lo-lo-lo-lola

Stranger: 8=======================D~~


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Stranger: hi asl

You: oh hi~

You: 20/a mystery/USA

You: I am amazed you haven’t disconnected yet~

Stranger: put your hands between your legs and tell me what you feel

You: jeans

You: >:3

Stranger: under the jeans

You: my chair

Stranger: between your skin and the jeans

You: underwear!

Stranger: between your skin and your under wear between your legs

You: um

You: a small patch of air?

You: I think you are trying to get at me describing my genitals

You: but my genitals have skin so

Stranger: yep

You: if you want between my skin and underwear, that is a small amount of air.

Stranger: underneath your underwear but not your jeans or the chair

You: my skin?

Stranger: yeah what does it feel like there

You: skin-like!

You: and a little hairy

Stranger: is it wet at all

You: no but FYI

You: woman's genitalss are not always very wet.

You: alternatively, I could just be touching my mons

You: which will be dry regardless!

Stranger: is there an extension there

You: Well

You: both clitori and male reproductive organes count as extensions

You: and labia do too I would argue

You: so, yes.

Stranger: which do you have then a clit or a male reproductive organ

You: well they both come from the same tissue

You: developmentally

You: so those are basically the same thing.

Stranger: just tell me your damn gender a guy cant wank forever on what youve given me so far

You: oh, you want my gender?

Stranger: yes

You: I thought you wanted my sex.

You: So wait which do you want

Stranger: f

You: ?

You: does f stand for gender

You: or sex

Stranger: gender male- m female- f

You: so you do want gender?

Stranger: yes

You: well I I’d say

You: about 25% feminine, 75% masculine

You: I identify as masculine

You: But I certainly have some degree of a feminine side!

Stranger: god damn

You: :3

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I can’t believe he stayed on for that long :3

Over9000Vibr-
atingDoldoes

Avatar: Donkey

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

ONE WORD: BLOODNINJA


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

my_father

Avatar: 96455 Sat Dec 13 10:22:59 -0500 2008

Level 3 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

btw hows it going mimmmlez (that is my nickname for you and theres nothing you can do to change it

nananananananananananananannananana

you can call me whatever you want Log in to see images!

i am moving to canada sooooon! i am totally gonna surprise you on your kansas doorstep. naked.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

my_father Posted:

nananananananananananananannananana

you can call me whatever you want Log in to see images!

i am moving to canada sooooon! i am totally gonna surprise you on your kansas doorstep. naked.

dude i totaly just moved to australia lol wtf


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

also i forgot to pack clothes and theres ****in spiders everywherrre


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NecroKickbum

Avatar: Ashtray

[WeChall]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I forgot how to use the computer is the littel arrow me?Log in to see images!

my_father

Avatar: 96455 Sat Dec 13 10:22:59 -0500 2008

Level 3 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

also i forgot to pack clothes and theres ****in spiders everywherrre

those arent spiders Log in to see images! (they are my fingers or somethin)

oh ps no one wears clothes here so its okay, it will make it easoier for us to have sex Log in to see images!

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

oh lol i heard you had an orgasm congratulations 8D btw


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my_father

Avatar: 96455 Sat Dec 13 10:22:59 -0500 2008

Level 3 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

oh lol i heard you had an orgasm congratulations 8D btw

YESSSSS just the one, once, it might not have been but im hanging onto the fact that it was.

NOW THAT I KNOW THE WISDOM OF THE ORGASM YOU NEED TO COME TO AUSTRALIA SO I CAN SHOW YOU Log in to see images!

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

my_father Posted:

YESSSSS just the one, once, it might not have been but im hanging onto the fact that it was.

NOW THAT I KNOW THE WISDOM OF THE ORGASM YOU NEED TO COME TO AUSTRALIA SO I CAN SHOW YOU Log in to see images!

i thought with orgasms it was pretty easy to tell because its supposed to be amazing

btw australia is full of convicts and spiders f that s


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Over9000Vibr-
atingDoldoes

Avatar: Donkey

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HAI LOL

You: LOL OMG LOOK TEH FUNNY VIDEO CAT PLAY PIANO WTF LOL

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J—-aiyznGQ

You: LOLWTFBBQ

You: Also, male reproductive organs

Stranger: **** this, i’m going to go cut myself

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 6:58AM

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Kold wad

Avatar: Turtle Head

[WeChall]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Stranger: hi

You: A wild pikachu has appeared!

Stranger: is that all you got

You: Wild Pikachu uses thunderbolt!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________________________________________________

Stranger: TrueBlood ?

You: A WILD SHINY PIDGEY APPEARS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________________________________________________

Stranger: hi random stranger

You: A wild pikachu appears!

Stranger: really? pikachu?

You: WILD Pikachu uses thunderbolt!

Stranger: WILD pikachu… uses whip and wears latex

You: Its super effective!

You: WILD Pikachu has fainted!


dkasjlasfl its whats for dinner

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hey.

You: Chatting in case there’s a peen.

You: An e-peen

You: Short for “electronic male reproductive organ”

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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