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Stranger: hi

You: Hi! My name is Satan!

Stranger: hello satan

Stranger: how can i help you today

You: Tell me, do you believe in god?

Stranger: nope

You: good

Stranger: i’m an atheist

You: did you know one of the greatest moments in the history of man is the holocaust?

Stranger: well, that certianly an arguable point

Stranger: i’d say the moon landing, or prehaps decoding the human genome

You: and everyone should try to be like osama bin ladden

Stranger: thats also an arguable point

Stranger: i think there are better role models

You: evil is a beautiful thing

Stranger: there is no evil without the good, you need the contrast

You: i know that but good is for ****ing fabulous persons

Stranger: how very hardcore of you sir.

You: many of my awesome followers have already burned down over 3,000 churches and temples

Stranger: there is a peaceful way of getting rid of superstitons

You: i also am the person sole responsible for the creation of the internet

Stranger: through reason and ratioanlity

Stranger: you sir, are not al gore. you are nothing but a troll

You: speaking of the internet, have you ever been to Forumwarz.com?

You: Global warming already happened

You: and no i am much more than a troll, i am the devil

Stranger: as i do not believe in god, such i do not believe in the devil

Stranger: you seem angry

Stranger: i am all ears for your problems young one

You: not angry at all

You: i just enjoy the suffering of others

Stranger: that is because it is you, who suffer the most

Stranger: inside

You: it’s called schadenfruede

Stranger: it hurts, i know

You: it’s german for happiness at the misfortune of others

You: what are you, a god damn therapist?

Stranger: no not really

Stranger: simply another human

You: i don’t feel pain, i only create it

Stranger: like a schoolyard bully, you beat up and put down others. only to mask your own pain

Stranger: its okay

Stranger: really,

You: what makes i have pain

You: are you really one of those fabulous persons who thinks violence is another way of hiding torment and inside pain?

Stranger: yes, was your father an alcoholic? you mother, prehaps she was a whore?

You: because if you are

You: you are WRONG

Stranger: you and me, we are not so different my friend

You: we are very different

Stranger: here is my shoulder, for you to cry on

Stranger: weeps and let the emotions run

You: you sound like a ****ing preacher

Stranger: you seem to have anger toward authority figures, prehaps your mother was a whore

You: you don’t know a thing about the cruelness of humanity do you?

Stranger: oh yes i do

You: do you know how cold people are

Stranger: i have seen it

Stranger: yes i know

You: i embrace it

Stranger: i have felt it

You: like when i killed a man trying to enjoy me

Stranger: i have seen the horrors that lovers can do to each other, i have seen the horrors of war. the coldness of the human spirit.

Stranger: yet i choose not to be what plagues humanity

Stranger: i choose to be good

Stranger: or what you call “a ****ing fabulous person”

You: man’s inhumanity to man is what the meaning of life is

Stranger: the meaning you have found is not truth

You: i trap, i eat, i kill

Stranger: hunting for food is fine

You: how about cannibalism

You: i do that to

Stranger: in survival situations it may be needed

You: i also have eaten polar bear rib, and fried bald eagle

Stranger: both sound yummy

You: you see you seem like a fabulous person that likes twilight

Stranger: hate twilight ugh

Stranger: that **** is ****ing gay

You: and btw explosions make the world better

You: NOW YOU’RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE!

Stranger: maybe someday, you’ll see the errors of your ways

You: btw, i’m a 13 year old kid, just trying to troll you, a spawn of the awesomeness that is forumwarz.com

You: go there and sign up my friend! Log in to see images!

Stranger: we are trolls among trolls

You: it’s fun and funny as hell

You: that’s right, this was all a ****ing commercial

Stranger: ugh kids. GET OFF MY LAWN

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