MC Banhammer Posted:

****ing WIN!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi am a horny 20 years old m;) searching for women;) especially milfs;)
You: I'm a hot 45 year old woman looking for younger men
You: How well-hung are you?
Stranger: what do u mean??
You: How long is your male reproductive organ?
Stranger: 22cm babe
You: How many inches is that? I'm American and not good with math :(
You: Math is hard.
You: Like you, I hope! ;)
Stranger: 9.5
You: Ooooooh.
You: Nice
You: Mind if I touch it?
Stranger: emmm no feel free to do anything miss
Stranger: ;p
You: Mmmm.....
You: I pull down your pants and slowly run my hands over your hardening member.
You: It looks so good, I kneel down and begin to lick it.
You: I take it deeply into my mouth while playing with your balls.
You: After a bit of this, I stand up, turn around, pull my skirt up and my panties down, and bend over
You: I spread my bum and invite you it.
You: in
Stranger: mmmm do u have a picture?
You: hang on let me get one
Stranger: ok
You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg
You: What do you think?
You: Sorry my operation isn't complete yet. Only one more step until I'm completely transgendered.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AWESOME JOB MCB!!! *highfive*