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Gadolf Shmit-
ler

Avatar: Cockroach
3

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HI

You: **** you

Stranger: why

You: cuz your a dumb mf

Stranger: ok

Stranger: thats awesome

Stranger: XD

Stranger: so you are a girl

You: no I am pedobear

You: you should close your window tonight

Stranger: i kill bears

You: no you dont

Stranger: yes ido

Stranger: i’ve got mauser k98 for hunting

Stranger: and a g17 for protection

You: mauser ?

Stranger: yes

You: noob talkz?

Stranger: mauser is the brand

You: oh

You: sweet

Stranger: so where you from

You: israel

You: country of the bumholes

Stranger: hshs

Stranger: haahaha

Stranger: so you’re a jew?

You: yes

Stranger: lol

You: I also like hitler

Stranger: hahaha a Wazi

You: wanna be nazi?

Stranger: yeah

You: riiight….

You: and you are?

Stranger: so you like that your people where slaughtered?

You: from?

Stranger: im from Germany

Stranger: for real!

You: oh

You: And I am from israel

You: really

Stranger: and you’re a wazi right

You: sure kid

You: and “my” people are bumholes

Stranger: lol

You: have you ever lived in israel

You: ?

Stranger: nope

You: come live here from 12 years

You: and lets see

You: what wiil you say

Stranger: so hows the weather there?

You: a sec

You: the weather

You: well

You: it sucks

Stranger: why

You: its hot in the ****ing winter

Stranger: you should be happy you’ll freeze to death here

You: trust me i’ll be happy

Stranger: so have you ever been to europe?

Stranger: ?

You: no

You: my family is poor

Stranger: i doubt that

You: because my perantz spends all the money on kipas and jewish ****

Stranger: do you work? or do you go to school

You: WORK?!

You: HA!

Stranger: yeah

You: We dont work

You: we read ze holly bible

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i go to school

Stranger: if you you’re gonna work

You: I guessed that already

Stranger: search the most paying

Stranger: then

Stranger: make a bank account

Stranger: and dont spend for 6month

Stranger: then you’ll have more money then you putted on it

You: maybe

Stranger: it true

Stranger: im gonna go

Stranger: god bless you !

You: but not you

Stranger: i know, he doesnt like me

You: me neither

Stranger: sure he does he loves all people but not me

You: no

You: I dont like you neithe

You: r*

Stranger: i know

Stranger: bye

You: bye

Stranger: god still blesses you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Kill All Jews

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PwnMaster103

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Ello.

You: ...

You: o.0

You: **** if ya’ll don’t start talkin I’ll have to start talking like a stereotypical black person, yo!

You: Because I ****in love stereotypes!

You: And fried chicken!

You: ****.

You have disconnected.

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Ohhhhhhhh **** yeah…. XD


“The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.”

~ Samuel L. Jackson

_______________________________________________

There is always one thing to remember.

NEVER **** a giraffe. They have AIDS.

_______________________________________________

“The ca…? Cat in the haa..? **** this. I’m gonna be a stripper.”

PwnMaster103

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Lol!!!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI.

You: MY NAME IS ROB.

You: AND I ****ING HATE QUESTIONS.

You: Do you play Forumwarz?

You: If you don’t, I’ll **** you in the bum.

You: WANT SOME STEROIDS? Log in to see images!

Stranger: ****

Stranger: ****

You: ^_^

You: I love you.

Stranger: i dont wnt it

You: Well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? Log in to see images!

Stranger: m or f?

You: I don’t know >.>

You: f? Log in to see images!

You: *Log in to see images!

You: HEY HEY HEY! I got an offer.

You: Want some child porn? Log in to see images!

You: Or horse porn? I have both.

You: They’re so hot.

Stranger: you’re a maniac

Stranger: go take in your bum

You: Yeah, I ****InG know that.

You: Ooooh, you can’t have this bum.

You: I’m saving it for Satan.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


“The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.”

~ Samuel L. Jackson

_______________________________________________

There is always one thing to remember.

NEVER **** a giraffe. They have AIDS.

_______________________________________________

“The ca…? Cat in the haa..? **** this. I’m gonna be a stripper.”

SL

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!

Stranger: OH NO

Stranger: *runs away crying*+

Stranger: *comes back with a shotgun, kills captain*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wut

Toko

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

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SL

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

ok last time im posting

You: asl?

Stranger: 19/m/ill

You: 13/f

(Eventually)Log in to see images!

Stranger: what u look like?

You: im 4’10, i have long brown hair and hazel eyes, and im like 90 lbs

You: hbu?

Stranger: 6’1 blonde hair green eyes and muscular

You: o, do u have any pics? i have some but one is of me taking a shower

Stranger: sure do wonna trade

Stranger: ??

You: Your IP address is 87.196.3.96 and you have been registered as a sexual predator. Do not log off, the FBI has tracked your current location and will arrive in 10-15 minutes if you do.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Haha. Just got off omegle where I had a battle with bum burgers.

———————————-

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hey there

Stranger: where from

You: USA

You: use better grammar.

Stranger: why you understand what im saying and its faster this way

Stranger: what are you an english teacher

You: And it also shows that you’re a lazy **** that doesn’t know enough about english to care.

You: what are you, 12?

Stranger: i have an a in english

Stranger: and im 15

Stranger: u bumhole

You: And I graduated college.

Stranger: i bet you have gray hairs

You: Because I’m older than you

Stranger: because ur an uptight snop

Stranger: snob

You: ****ing immature fabulous person

Stranger: my sister goes too cornell

Stranger: where did u go

You: Good job

You: Maybe I’ve ****ed her. I dunno.

You: Is she hot?

Stranger: community college

Stranger: ???

Stranger: is that where you went

You: lol guess not then

You: I just got outta Lafayette

Stranger: i bet your a real bumhole

Stranger: i can tell

You: lol

Stranger: its not even funny

You: Because I can’t stand immaturity?

Stranger: your just horrible

Stranger: your the one being immature

Stranger: “maybe i ****ked her”

You: lolz

Stranger: “is she hot”

Stranger: yeah cause thats real mature

You: Seriously. Just trying to lower myself to a 15 year olds mentality

Stranger: lol isn grammer

You: Not that you’d understand that

Stranger: lol is what fabulous personots say

Stranger: its HAHAHA

Stranger: dumbbum

You: Jesus christ

You: The amount of failure

You: It’s suffocating

Stranger: do u say laugh out loud when u laugh

Stranger: i bet ur a scholarly bumhole jew

Stranger: am i right

You: You really are a very special little ****, you do realise this, right?

Stranger: are you jewish

Stranger: ???

Stranger: are you

You: I’m not a ****ing jew, ya snotnose little ****

Stranger: then ur a **** up all on your own

Stranger: you have no excuse

Stranger: go ****ing jump of a well

You: Lol

Stranger: down*

You: And you think you’re clever, too

Stranger: no i dont

You: Grow the **** up

You: And try again

Stranger: im just normal

Stranger: little bumhole retard

Stranger: where are u from

Stranger: new york?

You: “LOLOL I CAN SAY CUSSES TOO”

You: That’s pretty much all I got outta that

Stranger: where are you from!!!???

You: What the **** does it matter

You: You gonna come here?

Stranger: so i can figure out why ur so rude

Stranger: you were probably raised wrong

Stranger: maybe your mother and father were drug addicts

You: And you have ****ty grammar and spelling

You: I’ll say it again

You: Grow up

You: Then try again

Stranger: or you just came from some rich snobby neighborhood

Stranger: and i bet your real ugly

You: lol trying to justify someone’s hostility?

You: Welcome to the real world.

Stranger: cause thats what so much stress can do to some old idiot

Stranger: like you

Stranger: why are you such a male reproductive organ

You: Because little pricks like you don’t seem to know their place.

Stranger: i hate people like you

Stranger: i just want to snap their heads in two

You: Good luck with that

You: No really

Stranger: i bet your mommy pampers you like a baby

You: Come on and try it.

You: OH WAIT

You: YOU CAN’T

Stranger: does your mommy tell you your such a good little boy

Stranger: and does everything for you

You: No, I’m not you.

Stranger: “Oh son, this is fabulous, yet another A+!”

Stranger: ****ing loser

You: So did your mommy give you a present when you got that A in english that you can’t even ****ing use?

Stranger: the real real world beyond your eyes is independant

Stranger: i dont even get acknoleged for my work

You: And the real world doesn’t end in high school, sonny

You: And I do

Stranger: im a girl

Stranger: not sonny

You: HAHA OH WOW

Stranger: u dumbbum

Stranger: use your brain

You: So you’re just some **** with an inflated ego

Stranger: no

Stranger: i never comlemented my self here

Stranger: im just putting you in your place

You: Trying to vent out your teenage drama into some chatroom

Stranger: you disgusting bumhole

You: AND HOW’S THAT WORKING OUT FO YA?

Stranger: your on this chatroom too

You: Yeah

You: I am

Stranger: talking to ME

Stranger: what a waist of time

Stranger: you could be discovering new things

You: i’m not gonna let some teenage woman's genitals tell me what I’m worth

Stranger: and makeing money

Stranger: i bet ur from england

Stranger: no one in america says woman's genitals

You: I’m sure not

Stranger: oh scotland

Stranger: their all bumholes

Stranger: too

You: You have been astronimically wrong about EVERY ****ING THING you have said so far

You: You need teoread people better.

You: gah

Stranger: i cant idiot

You: ****ing typos.

You: And yet you expected me to somehow magically know you were a girl?

You: Oh wow

Stranger: i cant read pple because of my genius disorder that makes it hard to read ppl

Stranger: i have aspergers

You: You have bum burgers?

Stranger: so dont tlk about my ppl skills

You: WAHAHAHA

You: that’s awesome

Stranger: if you were smart u’d know what aspergers syndrome was

Stranger: but ur not

You: I know exactly what it is

You: nd I’m ****ing loling

Stranger: no u dont

You: *and

Stranger: ur a **** up

You: You’re just on the high end of the autistic scale

Stranger: that gets his soccer mommy to help u with everyone

You: I ****ING MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY.

Stranger: everything*

Stranger: so what

Stranger: thatn why are u an bumhole

You: I know what bum burgers is

You: And that explains you perfectly

Stranger: and not an understanding mature phycologists

Stranger: hmmm?

Stranger: answer that

You: Losers believe that having Asperger’s Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and ****ty self-absorbed bull****, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of “higher than average levels of intelligence”.

Stranger: im not an bumhole asperger ppl dont judge ppl like nerotypicals do

You: So I can’t find it in myself to take you seriously.

Stranger: nerotypical (you) judge meanly

Stranger: not critically

You: I judge honestly

You: Wait wait

Stranger: you judge meanly

You: Coming from the woman's genitals who said:

Stranger: and horridly

Stranger: what the hell is with the word woman's genitals

Stranger: ur definatly european

You: Stranger: i bet your mommy pampers you like a baby

You: Come on and try it.

You: OH WAIT

You: YOU CAN’T

Stranger: does your mommy tell you your such a good little boy

Stranger: and does everything for you

Stranger: what was the point of that

You: And way to use a ****ing nationalist stereotype.

Stranger: woman's genitals

Stranger: is

Stranger: not

Stranger: used

Stranger: in

Stranger: america

You: Then why the **** am I american and saying woman's genitals, woman's genitals?

Stranger: is not a ****ing sterotype

Stranger: than ur a weird american

You: Because i’m different?

Stranger: i never heard that word

Stranger: untill i got on hear

You: coming from the **** with bum burgers?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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lulz.


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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literally the only good post in this thread.


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Torstein

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[YouChewPoop]

Level 7 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey fabulous person

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hey guise

Torstein

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[YouChewPoop]

Level 7 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: dszfxikgjdrsiugjfu.dskjf,drshjzkgfdsjhbgrj

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Stranger: heey

You: llllllllllllllllllllllllæææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ

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Stranger: ?

You: ææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææåøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøæø

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Stranger: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//

You: æøåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøæåøåøæøæåøæøåøæøæøæåøæøæåøæåø

Stranger: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Stranger: ???????????!#%$&#%*^&$^%#$@%&*%(&^*&$%*&()(&^*&^%$@!~#!%^&^(*)&&(*$&%#

You: æøæåøæåøåæøæøæåøæåøæåøææåæåøåæøæåæøæåæøæåøæåæøæåøæåæøæåææøåæøæåæøåæøåæøæåøæåæøæåøæåæøåæøæ

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You: ななはじゃけいあけいあんさぁさちつ

You: well im glad we had this talk

You: bye

Stranger: Bye

You have disconnected.

Torstein edited this message on 01/10/2010 6:14PM

hey guise

Nagi Rinara

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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Blarg

Nagi Rinara

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Log in to see images! Need one? Cause all I hear are whiny little ****es.

*bored and trying to be punny while waking up*


Blarg

ALPhA_HacKEr

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: ehy

Stranger: m/f?

You: f

Stranger: sweet deal (;

You: YOU’VE JUST BEEN TROLLED ****

You have disconnected.


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UnknownFuzzy

Avatar: Deformed Child

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

HEY everyone check the new version of omegle with lots of new features http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/

Mod edit: Just in case there’s still anyone that doesn’t know, nimp.org is a browser hijacker. It’s not a hidden link and therefore not against the rules in RP.


Oberkommando Nationalsozialistische!! Crew #0 <ᴬᴰᴹᴵᴺ₍₆₉₎>

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

UnknownFuzzy Posted:

HEY everyone check the new version of omegle with lots of new features http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org /

Huh. More like Chatroulette, what with the webcam, but at least this one isn’t populated with brazilians and chinese.


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donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hello Log in to see images!

You: i am brizallian

Stranger: oh ****

Stranger: i ****ing hate you guys, **** off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

­

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: i am brizallian

Your conversational parnter has disconnected.

­

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

Stranger: how are you doing? Log in to see images!

You: i am brizallian

Stranger: um

Stranger: i have to go now

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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NO LOVE FOR THE BRIZALLIAN?! Log in to see images!

EDIT: Forumwarz made everything into one big wall of text, not pretty Log in to see images! donbee edited this message on 03/30/2010 11:12AM


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Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

ahahah ****ing Brazilians

Infecting our omegle. Them and chinese. Goddamn.


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Uchuamaru

Avatar: Middle Finger

[WeChall]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Green beans

You: corn

You: mashed potatoes

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: leave all vegetables

Stranger: tell me something about u

You: Pears

You: apples

You: graopes

You: tomatoes

You: sorry

Stranger: don’t do these stupid jokes

You: 47/m/Moscow

You: u?

Stranger: I’m also a male

You: o ****

You: ...

Stranger: bye

You: umm

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uchuamaru

Avatar: Middle Finger

[WeChall]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Green beans

You: corn

You: mashed potatoes

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: oooooooooooooooo

You: Pears

You: apples

Stranger: i need only two

You: grapes

Stranger: o—o

You: Porn

Stranger: do u have

You: ops

Stranger: 0—0

You: i have woman's genitals?

Stranger: i need mammary glands…....

You: i have mammary glands

Stranger: woman's genitals is also good..

Stranger: hahaha

You: BUt my mammary glands are actualy nuclear bombs

Stranger: r u virgin…..........

Stranger: hahahah

You: omglook at the timer!

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: no

You: Everything in a mile radius is vaporized!

You: OMG

Stranger: wow…....

Stranger: u r too hot…...

You: OMG MY male reproductive organ IS GETTING HARD

Stranger: hey wanna lick my 6 in male reproductive organ..

Stranger: open your mouth.

You: HOW CAN I LICK A 6!?!

You: ?

You: ?

You: ?

You: ?

Stranger: just open your mouth…

You: BALLS

You: WIENER

You: JUUUUGS

Stranger: i m putting my male reproductive organ.

You: IM MY male reproductive organ?

You: IN??

Stranger: hey lick it.

You: IN???????

You: BALLS WIENER VIGINA

You: LADY male reproductive organ HOLE

Stranger: i m ****ing your bum holw.

You: BALLS

You: MY bum IS TAING A CRAP RIGHT NOW

Stranger: bum hole

You: SO YOUR WIENER IS COVERED IN CRAP

Stranger: bum bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

You: Green beans

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: v bum hole

You: IM BRAZILIAN

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

You: SUCK IT

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: bum hole

You: STOP

Stranger: bum hole

Stranger: v

Stranger: bye…..

You: UR MOM IS MILF

You: I DID HER

You: AND YOUR DAD

Stranger: i love brazilian..

You: YOUR DAD I A DILF

Stranger: so u r gay…...

Stranger: **** your bro..

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: gay

Stranger: u r gay

You: IM NOT GAY IM HOMO

You: STUPID

You: GOD

Stranger: u r gay

You: JESUS CHRIST IS A GAY HOMO AND NEEDS TO DIE

You: I HATE GOD

Stranger: so u lick male reproductive organ

You: AND JESUS

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: becouse god **** u…...

Stranger: hahaha

You: BALLS WIENER woman's genitals LICK HOLE FUHRUR HILTER IS THE GREATEST

Your partner has disconnected.

PoopShooter

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

You sleep

You wake up

Stranger wanna get high

You get high

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