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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Say hi!

You: Say hi!

Stranger: No u

You: No u

Stranger: ahh whats the use

Stranger: the thread 404d

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: gay fabulous person baby

You: Log in to see images!

You: fucing FWZ

You: Needs to 404 less

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: hopefully someone gets it back up

You: IDC needs to lag less

You: Yep.

Stranger: Spread the word !

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: lol

You: loli?

Stranger: last guy asked me if i believed in god

Stranger: i said no and he left

Stranger: did i do something wrong ?

You: yes

Stranger: what

You: You forgot to say “But I like to lick your male reproductive organ”

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

This is too normal.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u ?
You: Pretty good. Fairy tired.
You: You?
Stranger: i'm so angry
Stranger: sorry i'm french and i don't talk very well english language
You: Ah thats fine.
You: Im American and I can't speak any french.
You: Why are you angry?
Stranger: my computeur it's big ****, and firefox bug
Stranger: i need macbook =)
You: Ah.
You: I run vista.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FWZ

Stranger: FGY

You: FWZ

You: IS fabulous personGY

Stranger: HAMSTERS

You: **** POSTERS

Stranger: YOU ARE

You: BE THERE

You: BETHERE

Stranger: NO

You: BE THEREEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: YOU BE THERE

You: my male reproductive organ is hard

Stranger: -pokes it-

Stranger: no it isn’t

You: i stick it in your bum

You: it fels good

Stranger: ....that’s the cat

You: hi fine upstanding member of society

You: GOATSE

You: MEATSPIN

You: TUBGIRL

Stranger: Hey fine upstanding member of society

You: FUNNELGIRL

Stranger: ...Newfabulous person

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: This is the last one I swear!

You: What.

You: Who.

You: Where.

You: When.

You: Why?

Stranger: You forgot Which

You: I poop myself.

You: it feels squishy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Too normal.

You: Hey.
Stranger: hello, how r u
You: Pretty good.
Stranger: thats good to hear
You: Are you good?
Stranger: yes, sort of.
You: Whats not good?
Stranger: just some personal problems
You: Ah.
You: Mudkip.
Stranger: lol
You: Yep.
Stranger: FUBAR
Stranger: lol
You: You pbumed the test.
Stranger: really, thank you
Stranger: what was the test?
You: In Verden Chickasha, Oklahoma there is a Denny's.
You: Above the farthest left stall in the mens rest room is $5,000.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: Hi! a/s/l?

You: 18/female/USA

Stranger: 17/f/tx

Stranger: what state

You: oh

Stranger: that’s cooool

You: Yep.

Stranger: so okay question, do you have a boyfriend?

You: no, ii’m a lesbian you whore!

You have disconnected.

I tried to pull a cutiepie.

Eligor

Avatar: Leather Boots
4

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Stranger: i’m naked.

You: i’m clothed.

Stranger: and alone.

You: so am i

Stranger: I cried a little earlier.

You: oh no… why?

Stranger: Everybody disconnects.

You: Oh.

You: I promise I won’t.

You have disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

roflzors

Avatar: 88382 Mon Dec 22 16:43:13 -0500 2008
25

[Island of Avalon]

Level 36 Emo Kid

DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABI ES

requesting sticky.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

WARNING THERE ARE HIJACKER LINKS IN THE FOLLOWING LINES DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK ANY OF THEM

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: elvis or the beatles?

You: Beatles easily.

Stranger: terrible answer

You: Probably.

You: I don’t listen to either of em.

Stranger: better answer

You: big fabulous persons imo

Stranger: whats up my friend

Stranger: rockin out on the internet?

You: nothing just makeing my bumhole bigger to preform a goatse.

Stranger: really now

You: yep

Stranger: what would your mother say

Stranger: if she saw you on ther internet like this

You: I dunno.

You: She liked me in bed.

You: So I don’t know if she would disapprove of this.

Stranger: come on now

Stranger: a little creativity never hurt anyone

You: I plan to do 1man1jar also.

You: Cept with 3 bottles.

Stranger: i’ll make sure to youtube my reaction

You: coo.

You: here is my progress so far

You: nobrain.dk

Stranger: thats a lot of progress

You: yep

Stranger: did you play in high school

You: nope.

Stranger: pure talent

You: goatse.on.nimp.org great fapping material imo

Stranger: totally

Stranger: but kinda old dont you think?

You: eh.

You: Oldies but goodies

Stranger: i’m ready for the next generation

Stranger: goatse is like the elvis of the internet

You: Pretty much.

Stranger: more of a monkees man myself

You: No one is shocked about it anymore.

You: Yet Forumwarz.com bans you for it.

You: You should go play.

You: It’s p. ****ty

Stranger: i’d rather do it on real forums

You: it has the biggest forums of bumhurt people you’ll ever see.

Stranger: sounds like the opposite of fun

You: Then you sir do not know a good time.

Stranger: the internet is the best time

Stranger: read any good books lately

You: Indeed.

You: Nope.

Stranger: not even some goosebumps

You: last time i seen a book was eating it for this fat kids pizza

Stranger: i’m sure that sentence makes sense to someone

You: Yep.

Stranger: thrilling

You: bye

You have disconnected.

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Wow looks like you guys are having more fun with this than I did Log in to see images!

you get the odd epic one, last night I had some fabulous person thinking that 4chan made my gf do goatse.

I’ll do some tomorrow (i need sleep now)


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Take a moment to enjoy an awesome song mixed with clips from The Watchman(since youtube is useless for proper music videos now)

Eligor

Avatar: Leather Boots
4

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Stranger: <sigh> We never talk anymore.

You: I know…

You: I’ve been so busy.

Stranger: I know, but you could at least find time to call.

You: I’m so ashamed.

You: I really do miss you, Martha

Stranger: I wish things hadn’t gotten to this point, Stanley.

Stranger: I’m afraid I have to tell you something.

You: Oh god, what?

Stranger: I’ve been … seeing someone.

You: ...what?

You: what?

Stranger: I just got so lonely!!!

You: I-I don’t know what to say!

Stranger: You were never here, I didn’t know else to do!

Stranger: I have NEEDS, Stanley! I am a woman!!!

You: Oh god…

You: Baby I know I’ve been neglecting you, but this?

Stranger: I’m sorry.

You: You did THIS to me?

Stranger: I never wanted to hurt you!

You: Oh that’s what they all say.

You: I’m truly hurt.

Stranger: I’m hurting too, Stanley! That’s what brought us to this point. Hurt … and neglect.

Stranger: I’m leaving you, Stanley.

You: Oh, no no!

Stranger: Rick and I are moving in together.

You: We can make it work, hun

You: We’ll get through this.

You: You know we’re meant for eachother

Stranger: It’s … it’s too late. <wipes away a tear>

Stranger: I left spaghetti sauce thawing in the sink for your dinner tonight.

You: You moved in with him, didn’t you

You: Did you?

You: Oh god.

Stranger: I needed to be HELD, Stanley! To be LOVED!!!

You: I would’ve made time!

Stranger: But you never did.

You: Oh all you had to do was tell me.

You: Baby, I can’t lose you!

You: Not again.

You: Not again…

Stranger: I TRIED!!! I just don’t know what to say anymore.

Stranger: I’m sorry.

You: Neither do I.

Stranger: Goodbye, Stanley. <kiss on the cheek>

You: I’m sorry… that you feel that way.

Stranger: <walks out the door>

Your conversational partner has disconnected


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

roflzors

Avatar: 88382 Mon Dec 22 16:43:13 -0500 2008
25

[Island of Avalon]

Level 36 Emo Kid

DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABI ES

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: whats going on?

Stranger: bored!

Stranger: lol how did u find out about this site?

You: I know what you mean

You: <_<

You: forumwarz

You: ever heard of it?

Stranger: o ok…have no idea what it is

You: browser-based web game about the internet

You: some guy linked me to this

You: people are trolling everything and posting the convos in a thread

Stranger: oh ok…yea a friend told me to go to omegle.com and when i asked what its about he just said check it out

Stranger: so here i am now talking to you

You: ok

You: ok

You: I should post this on that thread I was talking about

You: want a link to it?

Stranger: ummm yea ill check it out later i guess

You: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/31073-this-is-a-****ing-easy-and-funny-pace-to-troll-have-fun

You: look for this convo there

You: then make account and laugh at yourself

You: its very funny

Stranger: interesting lol

Stranger: ill do that later

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I bet this was one of you guys:

Stranger: ASL

You: m49russia

You: u?

Stranger: f/16/cali

You: really

Stranger: yep Log in to see images!

You: what r u doing

Stranger: guess Log in to see images!

You: taking a ****

You: amiright?

Stranger: nooooooooo

Stranger: that is dirty

You: ok then what

You: what r u doing fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: nothing


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Dreadnuts

Avatar: 70961 Fri Dec 26 15:56:07 -0500 2008
3

Level 35 Hacker

I'm made of alcohol and cheap sex.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: aids

You: whoops

You: wrong window

Stranger: haha

You: I mean, HI! Wanna cyber

You: ?

You: ...

You: I’ll take that as a maybe

Stranger: no, i’m good

You: good at getting aids maybe

You: come here

You have disconnected.

Boy, this IS fun!


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Also:

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Stranger: i am black

You: really

Stranger: yes

Stranger: **** off

You: well in that case…

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roflzors

Avatar: 88382 Mon Dec 22 16:43:13 -0500 2008
25

[Island of Avalon]

Level 36 Emo Kid

DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABI ES

THIS GUY STAYED IN THIS CHAT FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: how are you my homosexual friend

You: im a girl ^_^

Stranger: yeah right

You: no really!

Stranger: i’ve talked to 20 “girls” today

You: I can show you picture of my woman's genitals!

Stranger: ok

You: I’ll upload it now

Stranger: don’t leave me hanging

You: it will take a little while so please wait

Stranger: i AM waiting

Stranger: time is ticking away

Stranger: my connection is about to time out

Stranger: ***Connection Timed Out***

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aristrofl

Avatar: 143382 Fri Mar 20 18:13:55 -0400 2009
3

[League of Internet-
Superheroes
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: how are you my homosexual friend

Stranger: im a girl ^_^

You: yeah right

Stranger: no really!

You: i’ve talked to 20 “girls” today

Stranger: I can show you picture of my woman's genitals!

You: ok

Stranger: I’ll upload it now

You: don’t leave me hanging

Stranger: it will take a little while so please wait

You: i AM waiting

You: time is ticking away

You: my connection is about to time out

You: ***Connection Timed Out***

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**** NEVER CAME THROUGH

Aristrofl edited this message on 03/30/2009 8:26PM

Life is what you make it. My mom told me that. Also, it’s about weed, ****es and money. Snoop taught me that one.

XpiK drew me.

Moniker

Avatar: 132630 Thu Mar 26 18:33:33 -0400 2009
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

^ lol

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

roflzors Posted:

THIS GUY STAYED IN THIS CHAT FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: how are you my homosexual friend

You: im a girl ^_^

Stranger: yeah right

You: no really!

Stranger: i’ve talked to 20 “girls” today

You: I can show you picture of my woman's genitals!

Stranger: ok

You: I’ll upload it now

Stranger: don’t leave me hanging

You: it will take a little while so please wait

Stranger: i AM waiting

Stranger: time is ticking away

Stranger: my connection is about to time out

Stranger: ***Connection Timed Out***

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aristrofl Posted:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: how are you my homosexual friend

Stranger: im a girl ^_^

You: yeah right

Stranger: no really!

You: i’ve talked to 20 “girls” today

Stranger: I can show you picture of my woman's genitals!

You: ok

Stranger: I’ll upload it now

You: don’t leave me hanging

Stranger: it will take a little while so please wait

You: i AM waiting

You: time is ticking away

You: my connection is about to time out

You: ***Connection Timed Out***

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**** NEVER CAME THROUGH

LMAO FWZ VS FWZ

futhermocker edited this message on 03/30/2009 8:41PM

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