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Eligor

Avatar: Leather Boots
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Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Stranger: <sigh> We never talk anymore.

You: I know…

You: I’ve been so busy.

Stranger: I know, but you could at least find time to call.

You: I’m so ashamed.

You: I really do miss you, Martha

Stranger: I wish things hadn’t gotten to this point, Stanley.

Stranger: I’m afraid I have to tell you something.

You: Oh god, what?

Stranger: I’ve been … seeing someone.

You: ...what?

You: what?

Stranger: I just got so lonely!!!

You: I-I don’t know what to say!

Stranger: You were never here, I didn’t know else to do!

Stranger: I have NEEDS, Stanley! I am a woman!!!

You: Oh god…

You: Baby I know I’ve been neglecting you, but this?

Stranger: I’m sorry.

You: You did THIS to me?

Stranger: I never wanted to hurt you!

You: Oh that’s what they all say.

You: I’m truly hurt.

Stranger: I’m hurting too, Stanley! That’s what brought us to this point. Hurt … and neglect.

Stranger: I’m leaving you, Stanley.

You: Oh, no no!

Stranger: Rick and I are moving in together.

You: We can make it work, hun

You: We’ll get through this.

You: You know we’re meant for eachother

Stranger: It’s … it’s too late. <wipes away a tear>

Stranger: I left spaghetti sauce thawing in the sink for your dinner tonight.

You: You moved in with him, didn’t you

You: Did you?

You: Oh god.

Stranger: I needed to be HELD, Stanley! To be LOVED!!!

You: I would’ve made time!

Stranger: But you never did.

You: Oh all you had to do was tell me.

You: Baby, I can’t lose you!

You: Not again.

You: Not again…

Stranger: I TRIED!!! I just don’t know what to say anymore.

Stranger: I’m sorry.

You: Neither do I.

Stranger: Goodbye, Stanley. <kiss on the cheek>

You: I’m sorry… that you feel that way.

Stranger: <walks out the door>

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