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Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!


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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: elvis or the beatles?

You: Beatles easily.

Stranger: terrible answer

You: Probably.

You: I don’t listen to either of em.

Stranger: better answer

You: big fabulous persons imo

Stranger: whats up my friend

Stranger: rockin out on the internet?

You: nothing just makeing my bumhole bigger to preform a goatse.

Stranger: really now

You: yep

Stranger: what would your mother say

Stranger: if she saw you on ther internet like this

You: I dunno.

You: She liked me in bed.

You: So I don’t know if she would disapprove of this.

Stranger: come on now

Stranger: a little creativity never hurt anyone

You: I plan to do 1man1jar also.

You: Cept with 3 bottles.

Stranger: i’ll make sure to youtube my reaction

You: coo.

You: here is my progress so far


Stranger: thats a lot of progress

You: yep

Stranger: did you play in high school

You: nope.

Stranger: pure talent

You: great fapping material imo

Stranger: totally

Stranger: but kinda old dont you think?

You: eh.

You: Oldies but goodies

Stranger: i’m ready for the next generation

Stranger: goatse is like the elvis of the internet

You: Pretty much.

Stranger: more of a monkees man myself

You: No one is shocked about it anymore.

You: Yet bans you for it.

You: You should go play.

You: It’s p. ****ty

Stranger: i’d rather do it on real forums

You: it has the biggest forums of bumhurt people you’ll ever see.

Stranger: sounds like the opposite of fun

You: Then you sir do not know a good time.

Stranger: the internet is the best time

Stranger: read any good books lately

You: Indeed.

You: Nope.

Stranger: not even some goosebumps

You: last time i seen a book was eating it for this fat kids pizza

Stranger: i’m sure that sentence makes sense to someone

You: Yep.

Stranger: thrilling

You: bye

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