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|Swines 70 BP Giveaway Extravaganza (Potentiallly NSFW)|
Okay, here’s the deal.
I recently came into a lump sum of beeps and, in a rare fit of altruism, I have decided to distribute them amongst the mbumes. What that means is, I’ll be giving away 10 (ten) sets of 7 (seven) brownie points. How does this affect you? Read on.
For players without EP2: Post in this thread the reasons why you think you deserve the cost of episode 2 handed to you. These can be anything. Karmatic justice? You’re just plain awesome? Because you said so?
For players with EP2: Post in this thread what you’d use these BPs for. Pranking a rival? Enhancing your game experience? Depriving new players?
Out of the 10 (ten) sets being given out, I will allow 3 (three) to go to players that currently have episode 2. Once those (3) three sets are gone, the well’s dry for those players.
I will be making judgment calls on each post to decide who receives one of these gifts. These will be subject to whim, but loosely based around three factors – Need, Creativity, and Hilarity. The contest will end when all 70 (seventy) BPs are given out.
Also, I reserve the right to ask for other players opinions when I feel indecisive. You’re allowed multiple posts, if you think they’ll pull my heart strings or sway me. Same with alts. You might win by re-posting with an alt.
Some advice: Flattery and nudity are both really good ways to get your name to stick out in my head.
I actually went ahead and upped the prize pool, because so many of you tugged my heart-strings and/or made me laugh. Good job.
I also failed to mention that I acquired a few more BeePs yesterday, so, I expanded my winner range. I’m sure y’all don’t mind.
To Everyone else, thanks for playing.
Also, A few of the “finalists” were kept on a list for reference, should I get my hands on another metric ****load of BP I don’t want.
Also, Also – Some of you noticed you got BPs for simply posting. Please note this is to entice you to keep quality posting, and to help keep flamebate **** free.swine edited this message on 03/21/2009 11:06PM
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:37AM||View swine's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:38AM||View swine's Profile | #|
Making new alts to kick
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:41AM||View Inconnu's Profile | #|
i do not require any bp’s at this time~
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:41AM||View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | #|
Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:45AM||View tucci's Profile | #|
I completed Ep.2 in only three ****ing days and now I want my money back.
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:48AM||View Robok's Profile | #|
I am fairly regular on this site so you know the bp aren’t going to some newbie who will just end up saying “**** it” and giving up because they
I need them so I can enhance my awesomeness and pretend I have a real job that gives my money to spend on a completely
Also, mammary glands.
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:49AM||View Context's Profile | #|
Also, I want to fill the whole array of community ads (which is being 23, if I’m not mistaken) with a link to this thread, which would ultimately make it cognitively dissonant.
Also, the basic idea of buying 23 community ads in a row (or renaming all the Dom teams into something funny) sounds as a worthy and righteous deed.Inconnu edited this message on 03/20/2009 10:50AM
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:49AM||View Inconnu's Profile | #|
Well, I’m charging on to the Episode 2!
Maybe because I’m so nice and all? Maybe because I can’t actually pay for them, living in Russia? Really want to continue, but there are no means but winning that I can earn brownies.
Once, there was a man who intended to get brownies… But got lost in his mind trying to find some hilarious answer. It’s quite hard to joke in the foreign language actually)
Maybe I could better tell you some story? Of my journeys to Sri-Lanka for instance, or drinking with some Bulgarians friend, or anything? You just ask)
And, i\ve got a fiancee – half Russian, half Japanese. Hentai at it’s best. Does that make me awesome?
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:53AM||View KoZaK's Profile | #|
I would use every single BP for bribing players to vote for my few INCIT wins. Pretty good reason imo
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:53AM||View Aldo_Anything's Profile | #|
I have a great idea for a few new alts and a klan that could be entertaining for quite a few of us old timers. As you know, I also have a lot of time to kill at present, with my journeys in and out of the hospital. I think I could put some BPs to really good use right now.
Also, as many times as I have given BP away, I’m not sure if any have ever been given to me. (Except by CZ, of course.)
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:55AM||View CoreyJess's Profile | #|
Sweet! Let’s do this – you give me 1 BP, I vote your wins, then I give you 1 BP and you vote mine… oh wait.
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:55AM||View Inconnu's Profile | #|
I deserve and I need some BPs because I wanna play EP2 but I don’t have money to buying BP’s and because I’m adorable human being. That’s it.
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:58AM||View Gotarda's Profile | #|
thx for the namedrop even tho idgi
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:00AM||View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | #|
I need 3(possibly 4) to test some stuff with clbum changeing, as well to make a decent RP alt.
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:02AM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
I will use 2 BP to change my name into something (I haven’t decided yet)
I will 3 BP to create a new super secret alt that I will use to infiltrate brainfreeze
I will use 3 BP to buy game dolphin for that alt to grind level 35 forums
I will use 1 BP to then uncheat and become a level 35 rere with 3.0” e-peen
I will use the remaining 1 BP to buy a custom avatar for this alt.
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:07AM||View Inertia's Profile | #|
step 2 is sooo detrimental
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:11AM||View Inconnu's Profile | #|
I will change my IDC color seven times in a row.
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:20AM||View Oleg's Profile | #|
give me the bps, i need to use them for my tubmail writing contest Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:22AM||View EVIL TROUT IS A ...'s Profile | #|
With those 7 bps, I would create two alts. I’m creating a set of “Rage_****”’s, everyone with a different combo of synonims.
The last BP I would give in a very original contest I’m thinking about doing.
Feel free to ask me any questions!
|Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:22AM||#|