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Shock Swines 70 BP Giveaway Extravaganza (Potentiallly NSFW)

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Okay, here’s the deal.

I recently came into a lump sum of beeps and, in a rare fit of altruism, I have decided to distribute them amongst the mbumes. What that means is, I’ll be giving away 10 (ten) sets of 7 (seven) brownie points. How does this affect you? Read on.

For players without EP2: Post in this thread the reasons why you think you deserve the cost of episode 2 handed to you. These can be anything. Karmatic justice? You’re just plain awesome? Because you said so?

For players with EP2: Post in this thread what you’d use these BPs for. Pranking a rival? Enhancing your game experience? Depriving new players?

Out of the 10 (ten) sets being given out, I will allow 3 (three) to go to players that currently have episode 2. Once those (3) three sets are gone, the well’s dry for those players.

I will be making judgment calls on each post to decide who receives one of these gifts. These will be subject to whim, but loosely based around three factors – Need, Creativity, and Hilarity. The contest will end when all 70 (seventy) BPs are given out.

Also, I reserve the right to ask for other players opinions when I feel indecisive. You’re allowed multiple posts, if you think they’ll pull my heart strings or sway me. Same with alts. You might win by re-posting with an alt.

Some advice: Flattery and nudity are both really good ways to get your name to stick out in my head.

________________________________________________________________________________________

I actually went ahead and upped the prize pool, because so many of you tugged my heart-strings and/or made me laugh. Good job.

I also failed to mention that I acquired a few more BeePs yesterday, so, I expanded my winner range. I’m sure y’all don’t mind.

Winner List

Hurrvish

KoZaK

Fie

Recommencer

Rigr

Nennu

Generic Racist

MercWithMouth

Za Warudo

Sneaky27

wally b

KingGhidorah

Jim McPerson

Beri24

Norse_Kitty

Vodic

Meepo

stupid name

Blobwize

To Everyone else, thanks for playing.

Also, A few of the “finalists” were kept on a list for reference, should I get my hands on another metric ****load of BP I don’t want.

Also, Also – Some of you noticed you got BPs for simply posting. Please note this is to entice you to keep quality posting, and to help keep flamebate **** free.

swine edited this message on 03/21/2009 11:06PM

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

swine Posted:

Okay, here’s the deal.

I recently came into a lump sum of beeps and, in a rare fit of altruism, I have decided to distribute them amongst the mbumes. What that means is, I’ll be giving away 10 (ten) sets of 7 (seven) brownie points. How does this affect you? Read on.

For players without EP2: Post in this thread the reasons why you think you deserve the cost of episode 2 handed to you. These can be anything. Karmatic justice? You’re just plain awesome? Because you said so?

For players with EP2: Post in this thread what you’d use these BPs for. Pranking a rival? Enhancing your game experience? Depriving new players?

Out of the 10 (ten) sets being given out, I will allow 3 (three) to go to players that currently have episode 2. Once those (3) three sets are gone, the well’s dry for those players.

I will be making judgment calls on each post to decide who receives one of these gifts. These will be subject to whim, but loosely based around three factors – Need, Creativity, and Hilarity. The contest will end when all 70 (seventy) BPs are given out.

Also, I reserve the right to ask for other players opinions when I feel indecisive. You’re allowed multiple posts, if you think they’ll pull my heart strings or sway me. Same with alts. You might win by re-posting with an alt.

Some advice: Flattery and nudity are both really good ways to get your name to stick out in my head.

toxx, etc.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Making new alts to kick Ricket’s GGM bum in Dom, look for various reportable exploits and dig for yet uncovered .moar(s).

Also, fun.

i do not require any bp’s at this time~

tucci

Avatar: Server Hacker

[The Japanophile Ki-
llers
]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Log in to see images!

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

I completed Ep.2 in only three ****ing days and now I want my money back.

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

I am fairly regular on this site so you know the bp aren’t going to some newbie who will just end up saying “**** it” and giving up because they are 1337xxxlolololxxx1337 have no skill and are bad.

I need them so I can enhance my awesomeness and pretend I have a real job that gives my money to spend on a completely user generated original and well developed web game.

Also, mammary glands.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Also, I want to fill the whole array of community ads (which is being 23, if I’m not mistaken) with a link to this thread, which would ultimately make it cognitively dissonant.

Also, the basic idea of buying 23 community ads in a row (or renaming all the Dom teams into something funny) sounds as a worthy and righteous deed.

Inconnu edited this message on 03/20/2009 10:50AM

KoZaK

Avatar: 105194 Sat Mar 28 18:19:55 -0400 2009
8

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 38 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Whee!

Well, I’m charging on to the Episode 2!

Maybe because I’m so nice and all? Maybe because I can’t actually pay for them, living in Russia? Really want to continue, but there are no means but winning that I can earn brownies.

Once, there was a man who intended to get brownies… But got lost in his mind trying to find some hilarious answer. It’s quite hard to joke in the foreign language actually)

Maybe I could better tell you some story? Of my journeys to Sri-Lanka for instance, or drinking with some Bulgarians friend, or anything? You just ask)

And, i\ve got a fiancee – half Russian, half Japanese. Hentai at it’s best. Does that make me awesome?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I would use every single BP for bribing players to vote for my few INCIT wins. Pretty good reason imo

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I have a great idea for a few new alts and a klan that could be entertaining for quite a few of us old timers. As you know, I also have a lot of time to kill at present, with my journeys in and out of the hospital. I think I could put some BPs to really good use right now.

Also, as many times as I have given BP away, I’m not sure if any have ever been given to me. (Except by CZ, of course.)

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Aldo_Anything Posted:

I would use every single BP for bribing players to vote for my few INCIT wins. Pretty good reason imo

Sweet! Let’s do this – you give me 1 BP, I vote your wins, then I give you 1 BP and you vote mine… oh wait.

Gotarda

Avatar: Corset 2
4

Level 60 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

I deserve and I need some BPs because I wanna play EP2 but I don’t have money to buying BP’s and because I’m adorable human being. That’s it.

Context Posted:

I am fairly regular on this site so you know the bp aren’t going to some newbie who will just end up saying “**** it” and giving up because they are 1337xxxlolololxxx1337 have no skill and are bad.

I need them so I can enhance my awesomeness and pretend I have a real job that gives my money to spend on a completely user generated original and well developed web game.

Also, mammary glands.

thx for the namedrop even tho idgi

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I need 3(possibly 4) to test some stuff with clbum changeing, as well to make a decent RP alt.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I will use 2 BP to change my name into something (I haven’t decided yet)

I will 3 BP to create a new super secret alt that I will use to infiltrate brainfreeze

I will use 3 BP to buy game dolphin for that alt to grind level 35 forums

I will use 1 BP to then uncheat and become a level 35 rere with 3.0” e-peen

I will use the remaining 1 BP to buy a custom avatar for this alt.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Inertia Posted:

I will use 2 BP to change my name into something (I haven’t decided yet)

I will 3 BP to create a new super secret alt that I will use to infiltrate brainfreeze

I will use 3 BP to buy game dolphin for that alt to grind level 35 forums

I will use 1 BP to then uncheat and become a level 35 rere with 3.0” e-peen

I will use the remaining 1 BP to buy a custom avatar for this alt.

step 2 is sooo detrimental

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

I will change my IDC color seven times in a row.

EVIL TROUT I-
S A fabulous person-H-
UMPING male reproductive organ -
BISHOP

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 15 Re-Re

give me the bps, i need to use them for my tubmail writing contest Log in to see images!

Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
25

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran

With those 7 bps, I would create two alts. I’m creating a set of “Rage_****”’s, everyone with a different combo of synonims.

The last BP I would give in a very original contest I’m thinking about doing.

Feel free to ask me any questions!

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