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Shock Swines 70 BP Giveaway Extravaganza (Potentiallly NSFW)

JayZJay

Avatar: 135311 2013-05-25 22:38:06 -0400
920

[Entropy]

Level 69 Hacker

Years later, I'm still botting

There are 42 reasons why — some valid, most not. So, I will list some of them in no particular order because you are wise enough to know which is which.

1) Because you say so. 2) Because I say so. 3) To attempt things that can’t be done staying in EP 1 (like go for all the consecutive streak E-Peens not fearing to be capped around 60.)

4) To continue the game. 5) Because I missed stalking to NPCs (lol.) 6) Because I reach level 35 tomorrow and I need a way to celebrate it.

7) For particular reasons (like access new stores and grinding .moar files in EP 2 forums.) 8) To know I will one step behind when EP 3 comes and not two.

9) For no particular reason. 10) Because Chuck Norris says so. 11) To win a contest. 12) Because I refrained to list the other 30 remaining reasons.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

JayZJay Posted:

3) To attempt things that can’t be done staying in EP 1 (like go for all the consecutive streak E-Peens not fearing to be capped around 60.)

The cap without Ep. 2 is currently the 72 streak ‘peen. I missed it a few weeks ago because I was rather stoned and forgot to keep an eye on my ego in a lvl 35 forum, and at the time 72 was the total number of forums I could possibly have pwn’d.

Oh, also moar nudez:_(there are two)

Edit: No more nudez. TinyPic sucks, but I’m lazy.

Sneaky27 edited this message on 03/21/2009 11:07PM

agent_phoenix

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

[TrollHammer]

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I need some bp’s cuz paypal isn’t accepting my credit card to buy them myself…

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i really like swine, they are a good friend and they make really good posts and threads.

-what would i use the bp for? it would just add to my dwindling reserves, atm

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 03/20/2009 3:51PM

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

i really like swine, they are a good friend and they make really good posts and threads.

lul

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

lul

btw trolling BETTER be allowed here since contest is ‘potentially nsfw’

so **** off little mods who ban me everytime i try to post outside of rp

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

I am currently working up a crazy 3 month long contest and the more BP I have for the pool the better more appealing the contest will be.

Also, I Log in to see images!

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

I don’t have Episode 2.

But I want it. Bad.

When I completed Episode1, I was treated to cinematic which featured Kim Jong-Il.

The very sight of him sent a chill down my spine.

I have a pretty good sense of humor— but it tends to freeze up a little when it comes to North Korea.

To make a long story short… It’s a personal stake.

To give you some idea…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4NIB6xroc

BP contest or not, I really want you to watch this. Even if you begin to lose interest, don’t wander off. Keep watching.

Learning the truth about the most non-Lulzy place in the world is the least you can do.

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What can I say? I’m a little Emo about this.

Za Warudo

Avatar: Code (Green)
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I have recently finished Episode 1 , and i became shocked when i found out it requies money to continue. That is not the issue here, the thing is i’m Hungarian , and at this age i can’t make credit card transactions / stuff like that, so it’s nearly impossible for me to continue. So if you would be kind to give me the BP to continue, i would appreciate that, so that i can continue with the story, and i can acess new stores.

~Thankies , and best regards (sorry for my bad English):

Za Warudo

Za Warudo edited this message on 03/20/2009 5:07PM

Hurrvish

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
11

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

since i dont have the ability to acquire bp, i have to resort to participating in contests just to find the bp to expand my forumwarz experience. now i clearly enjoy this game very much: i have stuck around for more than a year, and have played the game an thoroughly as i could. others however, are looking to play ep2 just for ****s and giggles. i can guarantee you that you will not be wasting your money on my cause, beacause i am dedicated to follow this game to its demise. so please donate, for i have been waiting 6+ months just to play ep2.

tl;dr

give me bp because im not going to waste it

Hurrvish edited this message on 03/20/2009 5:13PM

EVECHARM

Avatar: 114577 Tue Feb 17 05:11:14 -0500 2009
14

[pizza party]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

If I got 7 or so 2 alts and save the last for another one probably for more rare moar file hunting so I can open up a stocked shop sometime instead of some random getting rid of rare moar file threads in kyoubai.

Already have a few useless programs, pink floyds, ****.milfs stocked up, could use a few more so I can run genom and PP serect forum for some other rares, and leave one on EJ for fanning (thing is to hard to get)

And to show I’m serious, porn

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thanks even if I don’t get any tho, should cut down on some idc whining Log in to see images! EVECHARM edited this message on 03/20/2009 5:39PM

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

i want 7 bp for ep 2 because im the King!

the mother ****ing thing!

plus if you don’t… i’ll do THIS to you:

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...

Nah, just kidding i love ya ;D

here’s some mammary glands for ya

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i’m a boy so that’s someone i don’t know o.o

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

want more mammary glands? Log in to see images!

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Chameleon Du-
de

Avatar: 161225 2011-12-11 14:51:10 -0500
10

Level 44 Troll

Trolling is Magic!

I deserve the BP for Ep2 because I fail at the moment, but I could have win with Ep2!

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Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I would create two alts (Camwhore and Troll) so I won’t be so damned bored with this game, and with the remaining BP, I’d change my ugly puke green IDC color to an awesome gray.

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

besides, everyone loves the three headed dragon from godzilla. EVERYONE. >.>

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

If you were to give me the 7BP, I would use 2 to get me an alt (I already have 1BP) then the rest I would kindly give to some player badly needing BP.

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

I think I deserve episode 2 handed to me because:

Nude, flattery.

Thank you, and good night.

Edit: Disregard that, I suck male reproductive organs.

baou30 edited this message on 03/20/2009 6:22PM

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Hmm…

I’d buy myself an alt or two, so BD’s Camwhore jailbait sister and Troll abusive boyfriend could play too. What can I say, I like telling stories Log in to see images!

And I’d change my IDC colour on this main. Hot pink is unbecoming on a soul as dark as this.

Rock Astley

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
2

[Press start]

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I deserve this because I want it. And I’m me. And I’m just that awesome. I get what I want, so give me what I want, what I really really want. What I really really really really really really want. I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. What I really really really really really really want. I want BP for ep2.

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