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Writing Character Idea: The Suit

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

The Suit.
Secondary Stat: Intelligence (from pwning forums, each attack is intelligent, and costs such).
————-
Equipment:
-Volumes
*Dictionary, Thesaurus, and variations to add intelligence
-Accessories
*Pocket Protectors, Calculators, and Compbumes
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Consumable:
This is going to be a difficult one to do, but I’m thinking of healthy foods, like green veggies and apples. Though, there must be some good stuff like “new pencils”, or “new toner”....

Ideally, this would be an episode 3 exclusive, because it would be much easier to include in the plot.
Here’s some rough stuff bumuming you start at episode 1:
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Intro:
It would start off browsing a forum, continuing your debate on existentialism with another user, when you’re banned. The message you’re given is
“Regrettably, the vast majority of users at our site are calling for your removal from our fan base. It appears you’ve offended them too much with your Nazi-esque remarks involving grammar, and you photoshopping clbumy clothing on shock images, then having a tea party with Tubgirl and Goatse.

Enjoy your ban,
Variable_Site_Administrator”

So, you’re ****ed off for awhile, but you decide that you’ll stand up for everyone who had ever been kicked for being too smart.
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Attacks:
-Grammar Nazi
*Correct Grammar, Spelling, and Punctuation, but really obscure stuff,
ex) “The sentence you expressed would be better suited in Spanish, <Random Spanish>
ex2) “You forgot to capitalize the word ‘I’”

-Debate about past civilization
*Start a debate about the merits of another society
ex) The Mayan calender is far advanced to ours, did you know that today marks your <December 21st, 2012-Today’s date> last day in this world before it ends?
ex2) The Native Americans had their **** in order, unlike Christianity

-Intelligent Troll
*Psychoanalizye them as a potential sociopath
ex) Do you spell badly because of being sexually abused by one of your parents? It’s okay, you can talk about it, if you don’t you might become the next Hitler.
*Criticize everything they do
ex) Eating hotpockets is ridiculously bad for your health, and merely suggesting that eating it is good, is ridiculous.

-Advertise tutorials on how to code in <variable language>
*Essentially, advertise for how to code in this, along with a demo lesson.
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Now, it would be ideal if 2 clbumes were released at the same time, so in that one episode 2 aspect where you fight another clbum, they’d fight each other.

EDIT: Suits should get Political Flamebate as well imo.
-MLF- edited this message on 03/05/2009 7:42PM

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
17

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

I approve.

Signed.

Jarwain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

signed

interesting idea… but what do suits have to do with it?

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Jarwain Posted:

signed

interesting idea… but what do suits have to do with it?

Nothing, but Bootyhole told me he had an idea for this name, so I went with that..

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

improve the game instead of tacking on more clbumes

not signed

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Veer Posted:

improve the game instead of tacking on more clbumes

not signed

This.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Not signed.

We want a Clbumbuildr.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
17

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Physics Posted:

Not signed.

We want a Clbumbuildr.

Well, obviously.

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

honestly i see no point on adding more clbumes while the game play is still boring

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

If this ever happens I request a clbum change to that clbum.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Veer Posted:

improve the game instead of tacking on more clbumes

not signed

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I dunno. I think something along that line. Like the Know-it-all. Except it’s people that think they know more about everyone else but are generally wrong. Like correcting/arguing with professors.

Similar with anime freaks that take a Japanese language course so they hope they can translate manga (read: hentai seiyoku).

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Physics Posted:

We want a Clbumbuildr.

Well, until then, implement the Suit.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Now that i think about it, this would more along the lines of The Smart Aleck.

Though if that were the case, the secondary stat would have to be Smugness.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Yes, but we need clbumes that seem more prominent on the intarwebs. I don’t encounter Smart Alecs often. I do however come across “artists” and sometime “furries”.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Balloon Posted:

Yes, but we need clbumes that seem more prominent on the intarwebs. I don’t encounter Smart Alecs often. I do however come across “artists” and sometime “furries”.

Really? I’m up to my eyeballs in Smart Alecs on the internet, but I never come across “artists” or “furries”.

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Really? I’m up to my eyeballs in Smart Alecs on the internet, but I never come across “artists” or “furries”.

this.

I’ve met some artists though and they sure can ruin a thread.

Just a few furries and yea… pretty good to ruin everything, make them and all attack 0 def clbum.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

I think if any clbum gets added to the game at this point, it ought to be something along these lines. In the real world internet, “Pedantry” is a very important aspect of trolling (all of the best trolls I know are upstanding pedants), and this goes wholly underrepresented. I mean, not everybody who goes out of their way to correct your grammar and spelling on the internet does it because they have no social skills. Some people do it because they’re bumholes, and they know it ****es you off, and it ****es you off in a way that not only fails to embarrbum them, but actually casts them in a good light in the view of some other posters; so it’s a win-win. Someone who will point by point answer an argument via multiquote, and drag an entire forum down the rabbit hole of a three hour discursion on the difference between “chile” and “chili”, touching on culinary anthropology, linguistic standards for transliteration, the true history of the American west, philosophy of etymology, and ethnobotany.

We have clbumes that do their thing via jackbumery (trolls, Hackers), dramatic histrionics (Emos, Camgirls), and idiocy (Permanoobs, Re-Res), but there are no true pedants in the game, and this needs addressing. Unlike things like furries who are really generally just some subset or linear combination of the other clbumes, the Pedant is very much unique in his or her behavior.

Possibly a Cabbage edited this message on 03/07/2009 3:31AM

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

How about a pedantry attack line for trolls taht goes alongside “evil”?

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

True, although I keep picture what the artist would look like alongside the picryres we have of the hacker and troll. For some reason it just looks believable. With the beret and goatee in a beatnik style. Wearing a purple shirt with black slacks. I just picture it so well.

Just curious… why did he want to call it “The Suit”.

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