The Suit.
Secondary Stat: Intelligence (from pwning forums, each attack is intelligent, and costs such).
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Equipment:
-Volumes
*Dictionary, Thesaurus, and variations to add intelligence
-Accessories
*Pocket Protectors, Calculators, and Compbumes
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Consumable:
This is going to be a difficult one to do, but I’m thinking of healthy foods, like green veggies and apples. Though, there must be some good stuff like “new pencils”, or “new toner”....

Ideally, this would be an episode 3 exclusive, because it would be much easier to include in the plot.
Here’s some rough stuff bumuming you start at episode 1:
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Intro:
It would start off browsing a forum, continuing your debate on existentialism with another user, when you’re banned. The message you’re given is
“Regrettably, the vast majority of users at our site are calling for your removal from our fan base. It appears you’ve offended them too much with your Nazi-esque remarks involving grammar, and you photoshopping clbumy clothing on shock images, then having a tea party with Tubgirl and Goatse.

Enjoy your ban,
Variable_Site_Administrator”

So, you’re ****ed off for awhile, but you decide that you’ll stand up for everyone who had ever been kicked for being too smart.
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Attacks:
-Grammar Nazi
*Correct Grammar, Spelling, and Punctuation, but really obscure stuff,
ex) “The sentence you expressed would be better suited in Spanish, <Random Spanish>
ex2) “You forgot to capitalize the word ‘I’”

-Debate about past civilization
*Start a debate about the merits of another society
ex) The Mayan calender is far advanced to ours, did you know that today marks your <December 21st, 2012-Today’s date> last day in this world before it ends?
ex2) The Native Americans had their **** in order, unlike Christianity

-Intelligent Troll
*Psychoanalizye them as a potential sociopath
ex) Do you spell badly because of being sexually abused by one of your parents? It’s okay, you can talk about it, if you don’t you might become the next Hitler.
*Criticize everything they do
ex) Eating hotpockets is ridiculously bad for your health, and merely suggesting that eating it is good, is ridiculous.

-Advertise tutorials on how to code in <variable language>
*Essentially, advertise for how to code in this, along with a demo lesson.
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Now, it would be ideal if 2 clbumes were released at the same time, so in that one episode 2 aspect where you fight another clbum, they’d fight each other.

EDIT: Suits should get Political Flamebate as well imo.
-MLF- edited this message on 03/05/2009 7:42PM