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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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Repo Man is a kind of sci-fi-ish movie.

I second Primer. Also, 12 Monkeys isn’t bad.

I don’t like sci-fi books much, aside from Philip K. male reproductive organ. If you’re ever in a used book store and you find a volume of the Dangerous Visions anthologies, pick that up.

In one of them there’s a story about a guy who goes to a dimension (or maybe another planet) where some women are pretty much lobotomized and bred for milking. The traveler tries to **** one, but her woman's genitals is cavernous.

I think there was also one where Earth sent a rocket filled with semen in to space.

I’m not even joking.

Also, while it’s not really sci-fi stay away from bizarro fiction. It sounds appealing, but it’s always a lot of kind of kind of interesting elements that amount to nothing.


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Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

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OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Deific Blunder Posted:

Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card-

damn you to helllllll D:

Most of what I’d suggest has already been said, but trying looking up a short story named I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream. Fairly interesting, about a deranged supercomputer that wipes out all humanity and uses its incredible power to torture the last 5 humans alive for over 100 years.

And if nobody’s suggested it, get Dune. Dune is good. Real good. The book, not the movie.

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OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

OH, and it isn’t so much sci-fi, but if you want post-apocalyptic and don’t mind reading 1000+ pages, get The Stand by Stephen King. You WON’T regret it.

OrsonScottCa-
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Deific Blunder Posted:

Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card

Good choice.

To be honest, all of your suggestions were top notch. I have nothing more useful to contribute except one: Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein. A real clbumic, and it explores xenophobia in an incredibly engaging manner.


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Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
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Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

How do I get into that clbum also if you drive a pick-up truck full of dynamite into that clbumroom and kill all of those retards I will build a statue in your honor.

Lets see…I’m a junkie for cyberpunk, so…


Books (I don’t read that much these days, though):

Player Piano

Anything by Phillip K. male reproductive organ

Boogiepop series


Video Games:

F.E.A.R. series

Bioshock/System Shock series

Deus Ex series

Killer7 (not really cyberpunk, but similar themes)

Star Ocean series (also not cyberpunk, but relevant to this thread’s interests)

Some Shin Megami Tensei games (Imagine is one}


Movies/etc.:

Ghost in the Shell universe

Serial Experiments Lain series

Ergo Proxy series

Matrix universe

A Scanner Darkly (not as good as it looks, but decent)

Broken Saints series(can be watched online here, but the DVD series is worth buying)

Aeon Flux series (not I REPEAT NOT the movie adaptation)

Forbidden Science (Half decent skinemax series. Kinda what you’d expect, but it does have some great cyberpunk themes to it. Also Noelle Dubois is ****ing hot and her mammary glands are p. AWESOMELog in to see images!)


You probably know of most of those already, but I just threw a few out there.

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Drunkenlazyb-
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Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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NotJoePesci Posted:

THX 1138 or The Island?

this

also: They Live is a good one. underrated imo just because the lead character is a former wwf guy (rowdy roddy piper) it is actually regarded as a clbumic dystopian flick by people who love the genre. I had a friend whose professor taught a good chunk of his clbum on dystopian fiction on that movie.

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pic related.


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Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

this

also: They Live is a good one. underrated imo just because the lead character is a former wwf guy (rowdy roddy piper) it is actually regarded as a clbumic dystopian flick by people who love the genre. I had a friend whose professor taught a good chunk of his clbum on dystopian fiction on that movie.

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pic related.

this is a crappy but loller dystopian flick by the same star

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the plot line is that the frog king in the wastelands has kidnapped the few remaining fertile women left on earth, and it is up to one of the few remaining fertile men (sam hell aka: rowdy roddy piper) to go and rescue them and impregnate them.

hilarious movie.

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OrsonScottCa-
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Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
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Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

cyberpunk

Good call. I add:

Anything by William Gibson (especially Idoru and Johnny Mnemonic)

Anything by Neal Stephenson (especially Snow Crash)


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Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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OrsonScottCard Posted:

Good call. I add:

Anything by William Gibson (especially Idoru and Johnny Mnemonic)

Anything by Neal Stephenson (especially Snow Crash)

Johnny Mnemonic is good

I’ll see your hand and raise you a Chronicles Of Amber by Zelazny


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The Ferv

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“Problem Child IV”

-The Rama series, Arthur C. Clarke

-Childhood’s End, Arthur C. Clarke

-A Day Without Rain, Ray Bradbury

-Beggars in Spain, Nancy Kress (the short story, not the novel)

-pretty much anything by Gregory Benford, but especially his Galactic Center series

-The Inquisition War, Ian Watson (out of print, though – goes for $40-80 average for the paperback)

-The Forever War, Joe Haldeman

-Forever Peace, Joe Haldeman

-Starquake, Robert R. Forward

-Spin, Robert Charles Wilson

-Axis, Robert Charles Wilson

-Incandescence, Greg Egan

-The Past Through Tomorrow, Robert Heinlein

-Pattern Recognition, William Gibson

-Neuromancer, William Gibson

-Altered Carbon, Richard K. Morgan

-Broken Angels, Richard K. Morgan

-Woken Furies, Richard K. Morgan

-Armor, John Steakley

-Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card (skip the sequels)

-the Dune series, Frank Herbert

-The White Plague, Frank Herbert

-The Parafaith War, L.E. Modesitt, Jr.

-The Ethos Effect, L.E. Modesitt, Jr.

The Ferv edited this message on 03/05/2009 4:03AM

woman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors.

Jim McPerson

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“Problem Child IV”

nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

philip k male reproductive organ

I’d send BP. If I had BP.


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Jim McPerson

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“Problem Child IV”

Seriously tho, was Dan Simmons mentioned yet? I’m too lazy and depressed to read the entire thread, so yeah.


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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
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Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

TeeKayEff Posted:

I walked into my ‘Future Societies’ clbum today. My teacher is alright, he does LARPing, goes on Forumwarz, but over all is not a d-bag. For clbum we are going to reach works like A Brave New World, 1984, and other clbumics. We are going to watch Futurama, Blade Runner, Akira, Metropolis, and other tv shows like Firefly. I was happy.

I walk in and the people do not even know that a ‘Utopia’ or ‘Dystopia’ is. No one likes SciFi, no one knows what SciFi is. They only know a Disney movie, and ‘Wall-e’. I would say 80% of all movies referenced in the clbum were Wall-e or Escape to Witch Mountain. Jesus. Then I sit by as somebody mentions that I Am Legend is a post-apocalyptic movie and sits back thinking he is the smartest kid in the clbum for it, then going on to say that it has Scientology themes. The retard-babble is almost painful.

So now that my clbum reduced down to the proletariat level, I’m looking for some good SciFi suggestions. I like movies a lot, anime, books, comics, but mostly I’m looking for some things to impress my teacher with. I know there are many suggestion threads but I’m looking to update this, sitting in clbum is almost comical now.

I protest that Zenon: The Zequel is not SciFi.

I would suggest mentioning Slaughterhouse Five by Vonnegut and the Movie of the same name, another good scifi reference would be Harrison Bergeron, also by Vonnegut. If you want to impress your teacher talk about the fear of technology that is apparent in many scifi films and how it related to masculine feelings of inadequacy in the face of more efficient workers


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
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Because I don’t want to say the Mad Max movies again:

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And a little newer:

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Drunkenlazyb-
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Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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Wylin Posted:

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Because I don’t want to say the Mad Max movies again:

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demolition man is a hilarious movie. A+++++++


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OrsonScottCa-
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Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

Johnny Mnemonic is good

I’ll see your hand and raise you a Chronicles Of Amber by Zelazny

Zelazny? Now I KNOW you’re a connoisseur. Well done.

The Ferv Posted:

-Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card (skip the sequels)

Disagreed. The sequels, especially Xenocide, told a story that needed to be told to fully understand the implications of the ending of Ender’s Game, and the Ender’s Shadow series was surprisingly good as well. I may be a little biased, though…

Xylon Posted:

I would suggest mentioning Slaughterhouse Five by Vonnegut

I suck male reproductive organs for not mentioning this myself, although in fairness I usually think of it as absurdist literature, a la Chuck Palahniuk, instead of sci-fi.


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OrsonScottCard Posted:

I suck male reproductive organs for not mentioning this myself, although in fairness I usually think of it as absurdist literature, a la Chuck Palahniuk, instead of sci-fi.

zelazny is THE ****.

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OrsonScottCa-
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Drunkenlazybastard Posted:

zelazny is THE ****.

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Changeling FTW.


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OrsonScottCard Posted:

Changeling FTW.

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w/e, anything is possible within the shadows between the Pattern and the Logrus


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