It seems that contests designed to generate profit are not allowed. If you were to give out BP in a raffle, that would probably generate a lot of revenue, so it would be banned. It would also quickly destock your store so Episode 2-less players couldn’t buy their cheap drugs.

Acid Flux Posted:

NOW HIRING!

Pending Crotch Zombie’s deliberation on Kyoubai policies, I’m offering positions within my Storefront. Please note that these positions will only be officially offered so long as they are deemed not to break any rules set by Crotch Zombie.

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Janitorial Staff

This employee is responsible for keeping this thread off of Page Two (and preferably off of the bottom half of Page One) of this forum by ‘Bumping’ the thread if it falls to that location, with the Post ”Front Porch Swept”. I would expect this employee to check the Kyoubai Forum at least twice a day to check the location of this thread and take action as needed.

The position pays 1 BP per month, with an additional 1 BP Bonus if I never observe the thread to be off of Page One during that month.

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Stockboy

This employee is responsible for checking the links in my OP at least twice a day, and if any of the auctions are found to be closed, he/she must send me a Tubmail reminder with the URL of the Auction that is Closed along with a ‘Re-Order List’, so that I can restock ASAP. To verify that the stock is being regularly, the Stockboy should post ”Stock Checked: All Good” or ”Stock Checked: We Need Supplies”

The position pays 1 BP per month, with an additional 2 BP Bonus if I never observe that one of my Auctions is closed before the Stockboy has posted & Tubmailed me.

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Sidewalk Advertiser

This employee would be given an Advertisement to copy & paste into their Flamebate Signature. He/she would be expected to make at least 20 (Twenty) posts in the Roleplaying Geniuses Forums each day (all in different threads and in at least five different subforums) to maintain a high level of exposure. These posts do not have to be about this Storefront to qualify. Simply engaging in normal discussions is sufficient. You are simply ‘wearing an ad’, not required to actively promote the Storefront.

The position pays 1 BP per month. There is, unfortunately, no bonus, since this is a very pbumive job.

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Absolutely no Auction purchases are required to be an employee.

Applying for the Janitorial Staff.

Qualifications: On several hours (generally from noonish to midnightish) everyday. Usually has Flamebate open in a separate window and can thus check thread position easily.

Note: Due to having to juggle three new alts, may accidentally post under one of said alts. Willing to provide list of alts to provent confusion.

Those jobs seem like way too much effort for 1 BP/month. I expect most applicants to stop before they are even paid a single BP. If I am right, this is unfortunate.

I’ll take Stockboy.

zagerblag Posted:

Posting in 20 threads across 5 subforums? Checking your auctions twice a day? It seems a little obsessive to me for so pitiful a wage, unless the player is already an extremely avid Forumwarz player and community participant.

Then I’d probably reduce it to something like 50 posts over the course of a week, in at least 5 different subforums, and maybe limit the auction checks to the five primary Equipments, and exclude the Consumables.

And for someone that can’t get BPs any other way, this may seem like an attractive offer. I’ve already gotten a few Tubmail responses, as well as two here in the thread.

If I can be convinced someone will take it seriously and do a good job, then I may boost up the pay and/or payday frequency. There’s already at least one Flamebater that accepts 1 BP per month for Advertising.

bum****-axe-7 Posted:

I don’t understand why anyone would want to make flezz? Especially as you’re actually going to be paying real dough for fake dough. What do you get out of it, a “most flezz” E-Peen or something? please explain.

And here’s a free bump so the bumper boy can have a fabulous person break. Log in to see images!

1. If I can generate enough Flezz, both through traditional means as well as through the Storefront, I think I’ve got a better shot as some of the higher end auctions, both current & future.

2. There is a Flezz Leader E-Peen, which would be nice, but that’s probably out of reach for now

3. Running the Storefront has been fun so far, and it’s worth a few BP to me to make it more interactive.

5-HTPs Restocked

20 Units @  6000 each!

Okay, Boyz, we’ve got two more of those delicious Tumorous Kidneys in stock. Still only  800,000!

How much Frugality do you have? Equipped for buying stuff, I have 39.