Appreciated very muchly.

Store is restocked!

Versnatches available again!

Lobe Stretchings available again!

Nautical Star in Sparrow Tattoos available again!

zagerblag Posted:

Frugality’s benefits are currently capped at level 54, right?

As far as I know. I didn’t experiment past that.

Bump

Just a heads up to you, I’m selling Kidneys as well, probably at a lower price. I’m not doing it to make people not buy yours, but I find it’s the easiest way for me to make profit.

inb4angryTheBiscuitKidistakingmykidneybusiness,

– The Biscuit Kid

EDIT: Actually I have a better idea. Because yours have an 800k buyout, I’ll put mine with no buyout, no reserve, and a starting bid of 624k. That way if mine go beyond 800k, people will be more likely to buy yours. Hope this makes things a bit better for both of us.

Bump.

Acid Flux Posted:

Sign the Guest Book – Win Seven (7) Brownie Points

This ‘Guest Book’ is simply a link to another thread in the Contest Forum. In that thread, you would be required to complete two tasks. First, you must send me a friend request (I’m going for the Miss Popularity E-Peen, and this is a creative way to do it). Second, you must ‘Sign the Guest Book’, but you must do so in a specific way, which would be explained here in this thread.

In other words, to know the right way to ‘sign’ in that thread, you have to first read this thread… or at least the first post.

And the proper way to sign will be different for each person, so you can’t just copy what everyone else is doing in the Contest thread. You have to actually determine it here first, and then you can Sign the Guest Book and thereby enter the Contest.

A prize of Brownie Points would then be given to a random person that signed the Guest Book properly, once I achieve the E-Peen. After that, I would continue to run the Contest as a promotional Event at different times.

Absolutely NO PURCHASE is required for this contest. You are simply ‘browsing’ in the store and then Signing the Guest Book.

To sign the Guest Book, follow these instructions:

Simply post your name, but with the following criteria

Condition #1: Your Name

If your screenname starts with the letter A-M: You must post in ALLCAPS

If your screenname starts with the letter N-Z: You must post in lowercase

If your screenname starts any other character (such as a number or other symbol): You must end your ‘signature’ with three exclamation points !!!

Condition #2: Your Clbum

If you are a Troll: You must post in bold

If you are a CamWhore: You must post in italics

If you are a EmoKid: You must post in underline

If you are a Hacker: You must post in strikethrough

If you are a Re-Re or Permanoob: You must post in bolded italicized underline (It’s a Challenge Clbum, after all!)

So, for example, since I’m a Troll, I would post like this:

ACID FLUX

Since zagerblag is a Hacker, he would post like this:

zagerblag

Please do not post anything else with your ‘signature’. If oyu would like to comment on the contest, please do so in this thread.

Now that you know the full rules, head on over to the Guestbook and sign up!

Good luck!

IMPORTANT NOTE: Do NOT repost this signing criteria anywhere else, especially in the Guest Book Contest thread. Doing so will immediately void your entry.

The Guestbook Contest has been approved!

zagerblag Posted:

I suggest sub-prizes be awarded when you hit certain fractions of the necessary friend count. For example, the first time that your friend count is >= 1/4 the leader’s friend count, you award 3 BPs randomly. You would do the same at 1/2 and 3/4. If you re-hit a previously hit milestone (because you lose friends or the leader gets more), you don’t give out more BPs. This would encourage people to join by providing a chance at quicker gratification.

That is an excellent idea! I think I’ll make an addition to the contest (I won’t change the original conditions, but simply add a new incentive.

Oh, and the store is now restocked! Books have been added!

bump

EnnuiHacker Posted:

This storefront is great. I hope you can keep up the dedication to run it.

Good luck!

Thanks! I’ve got a pretty efficient system set up for monitoring & updating the auctions, so hopefully I can keep it current as much as possible..