BrainpanSonata Posted:

Applying for the Janitorial Staff.

Qualifications: On several hours (generally from noonish to midnightish) everyday. Usually has Flamebate open in a separate window and can thus check thread position easily.

Note: Due to having to juggle three new alts, may accidentally post under one of said alts. Willing to provide list of alts to provent confusion.

Mr. Sonata,

Thank you for your application. You seem to have sufficient qualifications. We will keep your resume on file until such time as we are authorized to make a hiring decision.

We appreciate your interest in Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market.

We’ll be in touch.