Fingerz Posted:

THIS IS NOT A DRAGON-POSTING THREAD, BUT BECAUSE YOU’VE ASKED SO KINDLY, HERE YOU GO:

Log in to see images!

unghhhhh….ohyeah…...flourish dragons….. ****ing flourish….... bonerjamz ‘09

Fingerz Posted:

I’M GOING OT GO AHEAD AND REFER YOU TO MY FRIEND FALCON; I BELIEVE HE’LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU WITH THESE QUESTIONS. ACCORDING TO HIM, HE’S THE GREATEST SEXPERT IN THE LAND.

http://forumwarz.com/profiles/FALCO

I WANT MEDICAL EXPERT FINGERZ TO TELL ME.

bump lol

Situation: Had salad for dinner (lettuce, cheese, sliced ham, sliced hard-boiled egg, shredded carrot, cauliflower, broccoli, pear vinnaigrette dressing) two days in a row. On third day, suffered from extremely harsh and extremely frequent type 7 bowel movements for most of the day. Problem has since resolved itself, but I would like a possible diagnosis in order to prevent this from happening again.

Fingerz Posted:

THIS TYPE OF REACTION IS TYPICALLY CAUSED BY AN INFECTION WITH THE BACTERIA SALMONELLA, OR, SALMONELLOSIS. MOST PERSONS INFECTED WITH SALMONELLA DEVELOP DIARRHEA, FEVER, VOMITING AND ABDOMINAL CRAMPS 12-72 HOURS AFTER INFECTION. IN MOST CASES THE PROBLEM RESOLVES ITSELF WITHIN 3-7 DAYS WITHOUT TREATMENT.

THE BACTERIA CAN LIVE IN MEAT, EGGS, OR MILK PRODUCTS, SO IT’S DIFFICULT TO SAY WHERE YOU OBTAINED YOUR INFECTION. THE SAFEST COURSE, OF COURSE, IS TO THOROUGHLY COOK EVERYTHING BEFORE CONSUMING IT, WHICH MEANS YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP THE SALAD NEXT TIME AND JUST HAVE AN EXTRA STEAK; COOKED WELL, OBVIOUSLY.

TLDR, GO EAT A E-COLI ARBYS MELT

ANOTHER URGENT HEALTH ALERT: TOSS THE KEEBLER COOKIES

Five adults have died with salmonella infection and Peanut Corp. of America (PCA) may be the cause of the outbreak.From the Washington Post:

Kellogg, of Battle Creek, Mich., said it hadn’t received any complaints or discovered any problems with the crackers, but took the action as a “precautionary measure” after one of its peanut paste suppliers, Peanut Corp. of America, announced a nationwide recall of peanut bumer made in a Georgia plant.

The company is “removing product from retail store shelves and encouraging customers and consumers to hold and not eat these products until regulatory officials complete their investigation of PCA,” a news release on the Kellogg Co. Web site said late Wednesday.

“We are taking these voluntary actions out of an abundance of caution,” CEO David Mackay said in the news release.

The crackers are Toasted Peanut bumer Sandwich Crackers, Peanut bumer and Jelly Sandwich Crackers, Cheese and Peanut bumer Sandwich Crackers, and Peanut bumer-Chocolate Sandwich Crackers.

In a press release, Peanut Corp reminds us that none of the affected peanut bumers were sold directly to consumers. Before you feed your children that peanut bumer cookie, give the manufacturer a call.

Cause they are draginz

Log in to see images!

pieyum Posted:

Cause they are draginz

Log in to see images!

bumistant Pieyum! Get back in the lab where your services are needed! Once your name has the “MD” after it, you can come out here and deal with the patients, but until then, please stay in the back.

Log in to see images!

Celerysteve Posted:

Log in to see images!

Posting gay pornography on message boards where it hasn’t been asked for specifically is usually a sign of one’s repressed or latent homosexuality. I recommend putting out a “M4M” ad in Craigslist and seeing where that takes you. You may in fact discover a whole new world of feelings you never thought possible.