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FAQ FINGERZ, MD ANSWERS YOUR BURNING MEDICAL QUESTIONS!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY Posted:

together? that sounds awful!!!

They’re typically cheese crackers with peanut bumer filling; it sounds weird but they’re not bad tasting. To each their own, right?


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AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Fingerz Posted:

They’re typically cheese crackers with peanut bumer filling; it sounds weird but they’re not bad tasting. To each their own, right?

you know what, I’m gonna go out and see if they’re in the stores.

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

AntiRules187 Posted:

you know what, I’m gonna go out and see if they’re in the stores.

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Chances are, they won’t be. It will likely be a few weeks at the very least before Keebler can get their factories cleaned and products remade, packaged and shipped out again.


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KrataLightbl-
ade

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 11 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

OMG my boyfriend keeps complaining that it hurts when I blow him and he keeps whining about my teeth but he doesn’t understand the blood makes it so I don’t notice the green goo coming out of his male reproductive organ and I just don’t know what to do because if I can’t blow him he won’t like me anymore and I need a boyfriend and all the boys says they’ll only date me if I blow them so you totally have to help me!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Pony Express

Avatar: 23887 Wed Feb 04 13:47:04 -0500 2009
3

Level 35 Camwhore

MY bum HURTS BECAUSE I SHOVED THESE HEELS UP THERE AND NOW THEY ARE STUCK

why is my dong green??

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MaI DrAgOnZ

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Pony Express Posted:

why is my dong green??

I’D BE WILLING TO BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HEELS YOU SHOVED UP YOUR RECTUM WHICH SUBSEQUENTLY GOT STUCK.


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WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

i don’t believe you’re a certified doctor

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Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

i can’t achieve orgasm help fingerz


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Fapping

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Dear Dr. Fingerz,

Teenage girl, 16 years old, complaining of lack of menstruation while everyone else at school had already started. Although she knew that she had delayed onset of menses, it wasn’t until reading an article online describing how latest onset for menses was usually around 15 years old that she became worried. Physical examination revealed that the girl had a lack of pubic hair, despite having fully developed breasts. She did not appear to be suffering from lack of nutrition. Labs came back as follows:

Elevated estradiol, slightly elevated LH, normal FSH, elevated total testosterone, normal SHBG levels.

Patient reports that she is not an athlete and denies use of any anabolic androgenic steroids. Patient is currently not undergoing any sort of medical treatment and has never received any sort of surgery. Past medical history is insignificant except that at 7 years old, she fell unconscious and pbumed out due to pain at her pelvic region.


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Fapping

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I’m still waiting for my diagnosis, oh great doctor.


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ReKaZ

Avatar: 99640 Sun Feb 15 14:49:01 -0500 2009
10

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

When are you going to finish the game that you were creating? ( little redundant the question,Log in to see images! )

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Who da fuk krs?!

Fapping

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

ReKaZ Posted:

When are you going to finish the game that you were creating? ( little redundant the question,Log in to see images! )

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I was creating a game? I hate it when people tell me stuff about myself that I don’t know about.


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ReKaZ

Avatar: 99640 Sun Feb 15 14:49:01 -0500 2009
10

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Fapping Posted:

I was creating a game? I hate it when people tell me stuff about myself that I don’t know about.

Ther question was adressed to Fingerz and…

a to hell with it!!!

FORGET IT!!!

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ReKaZ edited this message on 03/25/2009 7:26PM

Who da fuk krs?!

Ovan

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

ReKaZ Posted:

Ther question was adressed to Fingerz and…

a to hell with it!!!

FORGET IT!!!

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What?

and also…

Fingerz, what is love? and how do i make it disappear from the world?


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

My ten year old nephew is very uncomfortable with anal sex. What can I do to help him enjoy it?


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fine upstanding member of societyWR

Avatar: 98769 Sat Dec 20 23:49:32 -0500 2008
2

[RAWRs]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You know, I hate when people revive threads that I posted in and don’t remember it. It’s the kinda surprise that shames me to no end.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Dear Doctor,

Have you ever had diarrhea


ilu man

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Dear Doctor,

Why did you not send me mammary glands on my birthday?! I clicked your dragons and everything!

Love,

FAIL


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Ladybugs

Avatar: 183041 Thu Jun 11 03:38:04 -0400 2009
3

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Dear Fingerz M.D,

Sometimes when I see pretty things, I get the shivers. Why is this?

-Ladybugs


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

To Doctor Fingerz:

I **** rainbows. Halp.


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