Pony Express

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MY bum HURTS BECAUSE I SHOVED THESE HEELS UP THERE AND NOW THEY ARE STUCK

Information

Bio:

its just like, woa. you know?

Location:

internet

Interests:

pogs

Pony Express loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • 4chan
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Camwhore
Level: 35
Cred: 100000000
Buildr Score: 0
Job Points: 184

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Pony Express's posts)
Posts made: 180
Threads started: 5

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 3

E-Peen™
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A Spoonful of Sugar

This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.

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An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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Double Ds

This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Life Begins

This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Mexico Calling

This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

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Sister of the Quivering Rose

This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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Trollslayer

The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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White People Love Lawyers

This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.

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You Killed Superman!

This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.

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