Fingerz Posted:

I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS POSTER HANGING ON THE WALL IN MY LAB; IT’S VERY HELPFUL WHEN IDENTIFYING POSSIBLE PROBLEMS WITH POO.

DID YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME?

I can’t remember taking a type 6 dump, and i always look before i flush the toilet.

Is this a problem?

Fingerz Posted:

UPPING DOSAGE OF ALPRAZOL; ALSO ADDING 15 MG OF LORAZEPAM. PATIENT SEEMS TO HAVE DEVELOPED A HIGH TOLERANCE TO VALIUM AND OXAZEPAM. IF THIS TREND CONTINUES LOBOTOMY MAY BE THE ONLY EFFECTIVE TREATMENT.

Maybe not lorazepam. Try Zoloft 20mg. If he’s not better by next month, shoot him.

SplodeyDopy Posted:

I can’t remember taking a type 6 dump, and i always look before i flush the toilet.

Is this a problem?

EVERYONE CAN’T POOP EVERY KIND OF POOP ALL OF THE TIME. SOME PEOPLE WILL GO THEIR ENTIRE LIVES WITHOUT MAKING EVERY KIND OF POOP ON THAT CHART; THAT CHART IS SIMPLY A GUIDE TO WHAT IS WITHIN THE “NORMAL:” RANGE. IF YOU TAKE A DUMP WHICH IS NOT SHOWN ON THAT CHART BE SURE TO CONSULT WITH YOUR MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, OR ME, AT ONCE.

chrwl007 Posted:

Maybe not lorazepam. Try Zoloft 20mg. If he’s not better by next month, shoot him.

AS KIND A SOLUTION AS IT SEEMS, I CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO PRACTICE EUTHANASIA. WE PREFER TO EXHAUST EVERY OPTION FOR TREATMENT BEFORE CONSULTING WITH A DOCTOR LIKE JACK KEVORKIAN, AND AT THIS POINT, IT’S JUST TOO SOON TO EVEN BE CONSIDERING SOMETHING LIKE WHAT YOU’RE PROPOSING.

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY Posted:

doctor doctor, give me the news, i got a, bad case of loving you.

THERE’S NO PILL THAT’S GONNA CURE YOUR ILL. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SMACKING YOURSELF IN THE NUTS EVERY TIME YOU THINK OF ME; OVER TIME THE MERE MENTION OF MY NAME WILL BRING YOU TO TEARS AND THE “LOVE” YOU THINK YOU’RE FEELING NOW WILL VANISH.

Raepdog Posted:

Fingerz halp I have never been able to satisfy a woman.

MEN WITH male reproductive organES IN THE “SMALL” RANGE FIND THAT THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM. I RECOMMEND TAKING ENZYTE, AS SEEN ON TV. IT REALLY WORKS! WITHIN 2 MONTHS’ TIME YOU SHOULD BE SATISFYING WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT; YOU’LL HAVE A LINE OF HORNY ****ES WAITING AROUND THE BLOCK FOR YOU TO RENDER YOUR SERVICES TO THEM. YOUR male reproductive organ’S GONNA BE SORE, BOY- INVEST IN SOME K-Y WHILE YOU’RE AT IT.

Raepdog Posted:

Wait what do I use the male reproductive organ for.. am I supposed to be having sex with them?

GENERALLY SPEAKING, WHEN A MAN REFERS TO “SATISFYING A WOMAN” HE IS TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THEM, YES. YOU WEREN’T?

Fingerz Posted:

GENERALLY SPEAKING, WHEN A MAN REFERS TO “SATISFYING A WOMAN” HE IS TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THEM, YES. YOU WEREN’T?

NO ONE TOLD ME TO SEXUAL SATISFY A WOMAN I HAD TO HAVE SOME SORT OF SEXUAL RELATIONS BE IT INTERCOURSE OR STIMULATION OF THE GENITALIA.

Fortunato Posted:

DEAR FINGERZ MD I SOMETIMES FIND THAT PEOPLE I MEET ONLINE ARE UPSET WITH ME FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS STOP THEY TELL ME TO STOP SHOUTING STOP HOW CAN I APPEASE MY FRIENDS ONLINE STOP STOP STOP

IF THEY GET UPSET WITH YOU FOR TYPING IN CAPS THEY’RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. SOLUTION? FIND BETTER E-FRIENDS.

Raepdog Posted:

NO ONE TOLD ME TO SEXUAL SATISFY A WOMAN I HAD TO HAVE SOME SORT OF SEXUAL RELATIONS BE IT INTERCOURSE OR STIMULATION OF THE GENITALIA.

YOU MAY WANT TO HEAD OVER TO FALCON’S SEX THERAPY THREAD AND ASK HIM FOR SOME POINTERS, RAEPDOG. A WOMAN’S SEXUAL SATISFACTION HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH GENITAL STIMULATION.