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Religion ungrateful prick?!?!

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Is this a piece of coal? because this is what I got from santa! What a jackbum!

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Mrs Clause decided she wanted a divorce for christmas this year. Apparently she thinks I have a nog problem and some of the elves came forward about ‘sexual abuse.’ **** the responsibility, **** the children, **** joy, **** this entire commercialized bull**** ****ing holiday.

Happy ****ing holidays you ungrateful pricks.

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Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I asked for the safety and happiness of my friends and family and that’s what I got too!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

No coal for me

Good or bad?

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

I think the lump of coal should be a junk item. Or maybe an ePeen.


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Olaf the hobo

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

[The Airship]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Fook mi Posted:

No coal for me

Good or bad?


i do this **** for no reason. also give me bp for ep.2 :3

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Fook mi Posted:

No coal for me

Good or bad?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

keep that lump of coal, maybe there’s an epeen involved.

how many raffle tickets did you buy?


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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

I think this should go in GRP


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Fook mi Posted:

No coal for me

Good or bad?


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Got that prick and don’t know what to do


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male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

did anyone who got coal have an alignment of good?


Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

ja I have, 33%


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AlphaMechari-
ck

Avatar: 23508 Sun Oct 19 15:22:01 -0400 2008
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Mrs Clause decided she wanted a divorce for christmas this year. Apparently she thinks I have a nog problem and some of the elves came forward about ‘sexual abuse.’ **** the responsibility, **** the children, **** joy, **** this entire commercialized bull**** ****ing holiday.

Happy ****ing holidays you ungrateful pricks.

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original message

-Tactical nuke (Mod 7 or greater)

-100 million gajillion zillion yen

-E-Peen i may have missed out on like the turkey day one etc.

-My two front teeth, but make them electric or like a lava lamp or something

greggcarson

Avatar: Middle Finger
3

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I got no such itam, i have 33% good alignment and bought 165000+ tickets


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Mrs Clause decided she wanted a divorce for christmas this year. Apparently she thinks I have a nog problem and some of the elves came forward about ‘sexual abuse.’ **** the responsibility, **** the children, **** joy, **** this entire commercialized bull**** ****ing holiday.

Happy ****ing holidays you ungrateful pricks.

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Lets ****ing cyber.


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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I got it on one character… but the only character that sent tubmail to Santa.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I tried to send a tubmail to santa, but it said the player doesn’t exist.

What did I miss? o.0

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

-XI- Posted:

I think this should go in GRP

Why would we want to discuss an NPC tubmailing us out of a game discussion forum?

I didn’t get any quest items or any peen or anything though but it was in reply to my christmas wish list that I tubmailed santa.

He had told us to send him a list, I wonder if there will be more to it.

Santa Claus Posted:

Merry Christmas children!

My sack is bulging with toys for the little girls and boys this year. I hope Rudolph will be able to take it all at once!


I hope all of you have sent your lists to me! You’ve only got a couple days left before I grease up and slide down your chimneys…

If you haven’t, you should get your parents’ credit card because I’ve heard next-day UPS to the North Pole isn’t cheap.


On a slightly obscure note, please remind your parents to prepare your chimneys with a cleaning log. It’s always a pain for Mrs. Claus to get creosote out of my beard.


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SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

NPCs usually cannot be tubmailed nor do they show up on the flamebate leaderboard.


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SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

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