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Religion ungrateful prick?!?!

So has anyone figured out who I am yet?

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Nicco.


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Banhammer

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Can anyone enlighten me? I am confused. I only got 2 tubsonic messages from him.


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Grayson81

Avatar: Corset 2
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Level 68 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I also got the lump of coal when I asked him for a girl with mammary glands as big as my head.

The lump of coal doesn’t seem to show up in my inventory, though…

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Santa Claus Posted:

So has anyone figured out who I am yet?

Gandalf.


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Necroing this thread to bring the Santa NPC back. I miss him.


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swines quest

S for Swine

I’m no NPC.

Mexico has been great everyone. You know what cures a hangover? MORE TEQUILA

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Hell, yeah! My voodoo worked!

Santa! How’s the divorce going? Did you take her for everything she’s worth?


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swines quest

S for Swine

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Santa Claus Posted:

So has anyone figured out who I am yet?

I think I know, but I am probably wrong and I don’t care whose alts are whose. So…


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

Santa, we need an official ruling: tequila or eggnog?


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

trespbumerswill Posted:

Santa, we need an official ruling: tequila or eggnog?

Why compromise? tequila in eggnog!


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swines quest

S for Swine

trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

swine Posted:

Why compromise? tequila in eggnog!

Genius.

Will you share with us, Santa, so this can be a party? It will make up for you not having brought me any Chanukah presents.


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trespbumerswill Posted:

Santa, we need an official ruling: tequila or eggnog?

I’ve been drinking both. But it’s hard to find eggnog in mexico. Mostly it’s tequila lately.

Moderators I hope you don’t mind this discussion. You’ll all get coal for 2009 if you ban Santa. Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

moved this to RP to prevent coal in my stocking next year. Log in to see images!


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

Santa Claus Posted:

I’ve been drinking both. But it’s hard to find eggnog in mexico. Mostly it’s tequila lately.

Moderators I hope you don’t mind this discussion. You’ll all get coal for 2009 if you ban Santa. Log in to see images!

Maybe tubsweetie should move it to Whiny ****es?

EDIT: I’m a slouch, k.

trespasserswill edited this message on 01/13/2009 2:02AM

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