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Avatar: 23508 Sun Oct 19 15:22:01 -0400 2008


Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Mrs Clause decided she wanted a divorce for christmas this year. Apparently she thinks I have a nog problem and some of the elves came forward about ‘sexual abuse.’ **** the responsibility, **** the children, **** joy, **** this entire commercialized bull**** ****ing holiday.

Happy ****ing holidays you ungrateful pricks.


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-Tactical nuke (Mod 7 or greater)

-100 million gajillion zillion yen

-E-Peen i may have missed out on like the turkey day one etc.

-My two front teeth, but make them electric or like a lava lamp or something

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