I’m bored, aren’t you? Great minds run in the same gutters, so how about some dirty limericks – poetry for the mbumes!

For the clueless or poetically challenged.

Top 5 limericks each get one BP. Limit of 3 per person please.

Contest ends Sunday, December 14th at 10:00 PM server time. I’ll post winners the next day.

There once was a tampon in your slit

Who was sick of smelling your ****

So while you were getting fingered

He decided not to linger

And “sorry babe, gotta split”.

Original Content in this motherucker

Evil Trout’s belching Banhammer’s great times

And Fran has left goo in his bum

For the props of his peers

He’ll take jizz in his ears

And then he’ll be both deaf and dumb.

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Evil Trout likes to swallow the jizz

While conducting his Forumwarz biz.

He can’t get enough

Of that warm gooey stuff.

And prefers no other to his.

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There once was a woman named Jill

Who swallowed an exploding pill

They found her woman's genitals

In North Carolina

And her mammary glands in a tree in Brazil

There once was a boy of sixteen;

Patch The Darknut was his name, so pristine.

But then one fateful day

He took pictures that were gay

And then got raped with a fifty-foot ‘peen.

Largehardoncollider Posted:

There once was a whore named scully

Who used goose fat to lube up her belly

She’d slide cross the floor

smash into the door

Then she need spend her day

picking out splinters

Pieces of hay

out of her flabby pincers

It pleasured her so

to clean out her vag

She’d tie up a hoe

and me her gag in a rag

She’d then take that rag

and smear it on her vag

She’d moan with delight

While she spent the night

Picking chunks of gruel

and sucking out the delicious “lube”

She often spend time with men

Who to their dismay

were tied down in bed

and pegged till the break of day

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Oops I was trying to edit my old post

Colonel Bear edited this message on 12/08/2008 8:21PM

That naughty old Sappho of Greece

Said, “What I prefer to a piece

Is to have my pudenda

Rubbed hard by the enda

The little pink nose of my niece.”

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There once was a camwhore named Fran

Whose mammary glands were as big as a van

For E-Peen She’d ****

Evil Trout or A Duck

Here’s to hoping she gets herself banned

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Jalapeno went to the Castro

Where he picked up a tube full of Astro

Now him and his male reproductive organ

Are balls deep in my bum

And I’m leaking blood out of my bumhole

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first one isn’t mine, but you never said they had to be original.

Log in to see images! Drunkenlazybastard edited this message on 12/08/2008 8:41PM

encryption Posted:

Evil Trout’s belching Banhammer’s come

And Fran has left goo in his bum

For the props of his peers

He’ll take jizz in his ears

And then he’ll be both deaf and dumb.

Log in to see images!

Evil Trout likes to swallow the jizz

While conducting his Forumwarz biz.

He can’t get enough

Of that warm gooey stuff.

And prefers no other to his.

Log in to see images!

There once was a woman named Jill

Who swallowed an exploding pill

They found her woman's genitals

In North Carolina

And her mammary glands in a tree in Brazil

That’s ****ING hilarious! *nominates*

We’re no strangers to love, you

know the rules, and so do I. A

full commitment’s what

I’m thinkin’ of.

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy.

I have come up with a great plan

To make every forum user my fan

Fook Mi is my name

but it’s decidedly lame

So I’m going to make goatse of Fran

There was an old man from Peru

Who dreamed he was eating a shoe

He woke up in a fright

In the middle of the night

And found it was perfectly true.

CAN I HAZ 5BP NAO?