That naughty old Sappho of Greece

Said, “What I prefer to a piece

Is to have my pudenda

Rubbed hard by the enda

The little pink nose of my niece.”

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There once was a camwhore named Fran

Whose mammary glands were as big as a van

For E-Peen She’d ****

Evil Trout or A Duck

Here’s to hoping she gets herself banned

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Jalapeno went to the Castro

Where he picked up a tube full of Astro

Now him and his male reproductive organ

Are balls deep in my bum

And I’m leaking blood out of my bumhole

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first one isn’t mine, but you never said they had to be original.

Log in to see images! Drunkenlazybastard edited this message on 12/08/2008 8:41PM