Tubsweetie scrawled on the stall

“Let me molest you like a Japanese doll!”

Patch said, “Could be fun

But I’m a tad little young…”

Tubs yelled, “Grbum on the field? PLAY BALL!”

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My neighbor had business in Boston

But her kid, she had no one to watch him

She asked me today

I nodded, “Ok”

Now I’m wearing her son like a condom.

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I asked for a small little portion

She resisted, her face in contortion

She weathered the storm

but lost to chloroform

Now my sister needs an abortion.

Edit: Clarifying that mine are original content. ****, but original.