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Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
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[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

There once was a whore named scully

Who used goose fat to lube up her belly

She’d slide cross the floor

smash into the door

Then she need spend her day

picking out splinters

Pieces of hay

out of her flabby pincers

It pleasured her so

to clean out her vag

She’d tie up a hoe

and me her gag in a rag

She’d then take that rag

and smear it on her vag

She’d moan with delight

While she spent the night

Picking out chunks of gruel

and sucking out all of the “lube”

She’d often spend time with men

Who to their dismay

were tied down in bed

and pegged till the break of day

Log in to see images! Colonel Bear edited this message on 12/08/2008 8:22PM

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