Deific Blunder Posted:

Tubsweetie scrawled on the stall

“Let me molest you like a Japanese doll!”

Patch said, “Could be fun

But I’m a tad little young…”

Tubs yelled, “Grbum on the field? PLAY BALL!”

REQUESTING THAT THIS WINS THE CONTEST.

Also…

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There once was a poster with clbum

Named Raepdog, who lusted after a young lbum.

But the lbum was no girl!

Poor Raepdog was whirled!

And then he got raped in the bum.

Deific Blunder Posted:

Tubsweetie scrawled on the stall

“Let me molest you like a Japanese doll!”

Patch said, “Could be fun

But I’m a tad little young…”

Tubs yelled, “Grbum on the field? PLAY BALL!”

Think you for the flava lines, really helps separate the limericks so people can quote each one individually.

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woman's genitalsl prolapse with necrotic tissue evident in distended mucus membranes

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EDIT (7:50): I VOTE FOR THIS ONE

The young girl so excited rushed into the house and addressed her mother in the most curious way:

“Mommy, mommy!” the girl then cried out,

A man on the street just told me at sway

That if I closed my eyes, opened my mouth, and sucked a sweaty pipe

He would be very so generous as to give me THIS watch alright!

Bumping for the love of Lear.

Deific Blunder Posted:

Tubsweetie scrawled on the stall

“Let me molest you like a Japanese doll!”

Patch said, “Could be fun

But I’m a tad little young…”

Tubs yelled, “Grbum on the field? PLAY BALL!”

bahahahaa major win

I took a dump in your mother’s bum

She shat it out, then I ****ed her woman's genitals

Then I ****ed her mouth hard

She looked like a huge tard

Then came a blizzard then lit a blunt

Tubgirl

There was a girl, Rachel McClouth,

who noticed some pressure down south.

Up came a bubbling spew

of nasty yellowish goo,

that fountained right back to her mouth.

**********

Goatse

There once was a horrible bloke

who thought he was playing a joke.

He stretched out his bum,

beyond limits most heinous,

until the elastic just broke.

There once was a contest for BP

“Write a limerick, you’ll get them from me!”

A few good replies

But mostly lame tries

Uncreative ****ers are ye

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Also, male reproductive organs bump.

There once was a man named Trout

Who’d often stick male reproductive organs in his mouth

one day the great times on his face

from his mouth he erased

and exclaimed “I’ve got an idea”

He spat out the man juice

took a swig of his chartreuse

and began to write of his thoughts

but a tangible pen there was naught

He reached in his bum

pulled a toy of faux coitus

and began to write in blood

his implementation he would

His partner kneeled down

and looked with a frown

at the feces stained paper

and dried blood from a gaper*

The words Furmwrs were all to be made out

*slang term i made up for goatse practicer

There once was a hacker who was black,

And he didn’t bother with the rack,

At FWarz he’d ween,

But the sex was not clean,

Cause he normally did it from the back.