wouldn’t be a slashfic if all the characters are already gay from the beginning.

well, shallow esophagus is the only normal character

Fran Posted:

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Also, this hasn’t been published anywhere. Not on the blog, not via ads, it’s not even sticked on the top like all the official contests are. I still think this is unofficial and shouldn’t award an E-Peen because it’s hosted by a BFF.

No one told us about how we could host contests on our own with E-Peen prizes when you started the thread.

Just because it’s not stickied, announced, or advertised anywhere doesn’t make it any less official. This is happening, Fran. Accept it Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Just because it’s not stickied, announced, or advertised anywhere doesn’t make it any less official. This is happening, Fran. Accept it Log in to see images!

Yeah, Fran, accept it. Embrace it and Log in to see images!

Deific Blunder Posted:

Multiple entries would seem self-defeating to an ~500 word limit.

As long as they’re clearly two different entries, I don’t see the harm.

I won’t draw geek slash for the love of the almighty Jenkem Troll God, but I’ll write a short slash.

Why Jalapeno Bootyhole?

by Aline

– Wow, moderating a place full of stupid trolls is hard… – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole. – I think I’ll visit Evil Trout, he might know how to turn things easier.

At Evil Trout’s house…

– Hay, E-Tee! – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole, with his familiar nick to Evil Trout. – Can you help me to make moderation easier?

– Jay Bee, I’d like to know… Why did you choose Jalapeno Bootyhole as your nick?

– Well, you wanna know, huh? – Then, Jalapeno Bootyhole started to strip himself. He showed his round and soft bum to Evil Trout, rubbing it against the guy’s crotch.

– Wow, didn’t know it was so soft… – Evil Trout unzipped his pants. His male reproductive organ was throbbing. Then, he started to thrust it agains Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bumhole, whyle masturbating Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ.

– YES! MOAR! DO WANT! – They screamed in orgasm as the stronger and stronger thrusts continued, until Evil Trout’s male reproductive organ got limp, and he could see Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bumhole as red as… Jalapeno.

– So, that’s why… – Said Evil Trout.

– Well, thank you, now I know how to making moderation easier. – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole. I’ll make them feel screwed.

I don’t care if they live too far from one another, and if I’m going to be so banned after that, but on how I could make my writer’s block disappear for a moment.

I’m so going to win this. Bbl, typing.

The problem is the 500 word limit. No character building can begin if you only have five hundred words to do so. Any character building will be minimal if any at all.

shrtcat Posted:

... Hmm I see your point.

I put a word limit because I didn’t want any tl;dr’s…

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Mine is 648 words. Can I still post it?

shrtcat Posted:

... Hmm I see your point.

I put a word limit because I didn’t want any tl;dr’s…

But I’ll stretch the limit a little, happy?Log in to see images!

... I’m not rewriting. Meh. Good luck people!

THE STORY IS TITLED: WARMTH.

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PatchTheDarknut was horribly bored. He was sitting at his computer, tapping his finger on the desk. “Bored, bored, bored…” It was winter, and there was nothing to do. It was rather cold.

Ding!

“Mm?” PatchTheDarknut started at the screen. Oh, it was that guy on sTalk, THE_****. He had been hanging out with him for a while now. The window had THE_****’s picture there, and PatchTheDarknut’s face.

THE_****: So, are we going to meet up today?

PatchTheDarknut: Where are we going?

THE_****: FJGJASKG****INGfabulous personbumHOLE I ****ING TOLD YOU THE GYM.

PatchTheDarknut: Oh…sorry! See you there, then.

THE_****: See you then.

He closed the window. Well… this was it. After hanging out with THE_**** for a week, he decided it was time to do something that he like

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LATER

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PatchTheDarknut was cold. He had fallen into the snow, and now his buddy, THE_****, was left to carry him to the changing room. “TH-TH-THE_****, I’m s-sorry…” said the chattering boy, snuggling up to the other male’s chest.

The buff dude smiled, and held PatchTheDarknut closer to him. “It’s alright. No big deal. Besides, I’m your good friend, right?”

PatchTheDarknut smiled. “I’m glad you’re here for me, THE_****. Thanks for carrying me.”

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EVEN MORE LATER, IN THE CHANGEROOM

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PatchTheDarknut was naked in the shower, showering himself off after a workout. He was miraculously skinny for someone who kept trying to work out.

THE_**** pulled PatchTheDarknut back with a silly grin on his face. “PatchTheDarknut… Would you… would you like to have sex with me?”

PatchTheDarknut smiled wider than he ever had before. “I’ve… I’ve been waiting for you to say that for a very long time.”

With that, THE_**** stripped off his boxers as PatchTheDarknut did the same. THE_**** pushed PatchTheDarknut down on the bench. They cuddled up together and pressed their erections together in a pleasureful way. PatchTheDarknut moaned softly, and THE_**** panted. “Nng… TH-THE_****…” whispered the writhing PatchTheDarknut, now turned over so his bum was in the air.

THE_**** lay on top of PatchTheDarknut, spooning with his good friend. “Do you want me inside of you?” asked the muscled male, cuddling the smaller male up to him.

PatchTheDarknut whimpered softly. “Please THE_****… Please!”

THE_**** obliged by grabbing a condom from his bag and quickly putting it on. “Get ready, PatchTheDarknut…” And he slowly stuck the tip of his male reproductive organ inside of the teen.

A quiet whimper was heard inside of the room. “Ow, THE_****… ” The slightly younger male was a virgin, and had never been taken by anyone before. He had indeed used toys before, but it wasn’t the same as the real thing. Meanwhile, THE_**** had slowly gone all the way in, moaning at how tight PatchTheDarknut really was.

“You’re… a virgin, aren’t you?” asked THE_****, who was nestled deep inside of PatchTheDarknut so he could adjust. Good lord, this boy was tight!

PatchTheDarknut nodded. “I…I wanted it to be you.” He sighed quietly, and smiled. “I’m glad it is.”

THE_**** grinned devilishly, and thrusted his hips forward. “Me too.” Slowly, THE_**** pulled out, then thrust his male reproductive organ back inside of PatchTheDarknut’s sweet bum. He repeated the process once again, but this time, with more speed.

Bucking his hips, PatchTheDarknut moaned quietly in pain and pleasure, unable to feel both fully. THE_**** really knew what he was doing. However, THE_**** then wrapped his big hand around PatchTheDarknut’s throbbing male reproductive organ, stroking it in time to the thrusts. Both males moaned each other’s names in ecstasy. It was pure bliss

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Five minutes later.

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“Oh TH-THE_****… I’m.. I’m going…” the sex-muddled PatchTheDarknut was trying to speak, but was overcome by his own moaning. “Mmm… moan my name, PatchTheDarknut. Moan it, and then great times for me!” THE_**** was about to great times himself, so he growled out his good friend’s name, then heard his own name being called as he came inside of PatchTheDarknut.

PatchTheDarknut who now pulled away from THE_****, turned around and cuddled into THE_****’s arms. “Hey… THE_****?”

The muscled male opened an eye. “What is it?”

“I love you.”

“I already knew that. I love you, too.”

“And I’m telling everyone on Forumwarz that I had sex with THE_****!”

”...Fine.”

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PICTURE FOR TEH WIN

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