I won’t draw geek slash for the love of the almighty Jenkem Troll God, but I’ll write a short slash.

Why Jalapeno Bootyhole?

by Aline

– Wow, moderating a place full of stupid trolls is hard… – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole. – I think I’ll visit Evil Trout, he might know how to turn things easier.

At Evil Trout’s house…

– Hay, E-Tee! – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole, with his familiar nick to Evil Trout. – Can you help me to make moderation easier?

– Jay Bee, I’d like to know… Why did you choose Jalapeno Bootyhole as your nick?

– Well, you wanna know, huh? – Then, Jalapeno Bootyhole started to strip himself. He showed his round and soft bum to Evil Trout, rubbing it against the guy’s crotch.

– Wow, didn’t know it was so soft… – Evil Trout unzipped his pants. His male reproductive organ was throbbing. Then, he started to thrust it agains Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bumhole, whyle masturbating Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ.

– YES! MOAR! DO WANT! – They screamed in orgasm as the stronger and stronger thrusts continued, until Evil Trout’s male reproductive organ got limp, and he could see Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bumhole as red as… Jalapeno.

– So, that’s why… – Said Evil Trout.

– Well, thank you, now I know how to making moderation easier. – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole. I’ll make them feel screwed.

I don’t care if they live too far from one another, and if I’m going to be so banned after that, but on how I could make my writer’s block disappear for a moment.