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Gay [CLOSED] CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

protip, male reproductive organsucker: next time say in op trolling isnt allowed

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

BlankTH Posted:

I actually agree. Less ****ty E-peens!

I’m still entering this contest though..

SHRTCAT, it ends the 1st right?

Yuppers.

Btw, the e-peen you’ll get is going to be unique, think about it, that means that the value (your length) won’t decrease.

Pretty cool, imo.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

protip, male reproductive organsucker: next time say in op trolling isnt allowed

LOL. It does, infact, I’d quote it, but I don’t feel like it. Go look at the OP you moron, it’s the before-last point or something.

Edit: **** it, here’s teh quote.

shrtcat Posted:

If you’re a complete idiot and you need me to repeat it, no ****ing trolling in this contest thread. If you want to be an bumhole, do it in your submission, or **** off.Log in to see images!

Moron.

shrtcat edited this message on 11/23/2008 10:42PM

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

yeah thats really excellent..more epeens for people who suck male reproductive organ..cool!!! lmao

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

sucking my male reproductive organ now too eh? must be habitual for you

HAHAHA, funny ****. SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER for win.

But srsly this is a srs contest we should stop spamming it’s thread. (We cud get b&. I don’t wanna get b&.)

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

my point stands, this is ****ing bull****, unique peens for sucking male reproductive organ…like man, **** you and your ****, ugh,...

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

Cheap child labor this contest is! lol

So how would the winner’s content benefit the Forumwarz community?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

my point stands, this is ****ing bull****, unique peens for sucking male reproductive organ…like man, **** you and your ****, ugh,...

The point still stands that you’re not supposed to be trolling. I said it in the OP, and we’re in a non-RP forum, so you should already know.

JB won’t be happy.

shrtcat edited this message on 11/23/2008 10:45PM

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

shrtcat Posted:

JB won’t be happy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That’s actually funny.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

shrtcat Posted:

The point still stands that you’re not supposed to be trolling. I said it in the OP, and we’re in a non-RP forum, so you should already know.

JB won’t be happy.

One might point out that you’ve been trolling just as much as the rest of them have. Only in response.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

shrtcat Posted:

The point still stands that you’re not supposed to be trolling. I said it in the OP, and we’re in a non-RP forum, so you should already know.

JB won’t be happy.

He’s been banned.

I know some people have professed this weird hatred for unique E-Peens, but I really doubt most people feel the way SEMC pretends to feel. He just knows he’s unable to win because this one happens to not match his skill set (i.e., posting crap constantly).

I think a lot of people would be happy to get a unique Peen for “doing something cool,” which is the entire point of the things. Now, can we get back to the contest?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

He’s been banned.

I know some people have professed this weird hatred for unique E-Peens, but I really doubt most people feel the way SEMC pretends to feel. He just knows he’s unable to win because this one happens to not match his skill set (i.e., posting crap constantly).

I think a lot of people would be happy to get a unique Peen for “doing something cool,” which is the entire point of the things. Now, can we get back to the contest?

Thank you berry much Log in to see images!

spacekadt Posted:

One might point out that you’ve been trolling just as much as the rest of them have. Only in response.

I may have in some point in time, but I never purposely troll if the OP says against it. Only in response.

shrtcat edited this message on 11/23/2008 10:53PM

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

shrtcat Posted:

The point still stands that you’re not supposed to be trolling. I said it in the OP, and we’re in a non-RP forum, so you should already know.

JB won’t be happy.

He’s just voicing his opinion of the contest.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

BritishSevenfold Posted:

He’s just voicing his opinion of the contest.

No, he was trolling.

Voicing your opinion is a lot less bumhole-ier and annoying.

shrtcat edited this message on 11/23/2008 11:07PM

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Shortest submission here, even if it doesn’t count because of word limits:

Jalapeno Bootyhole sucks Reilly O’Bill’s shwarma while Evil Trout faps in the corner discussing the pros and cons of Jalapeno’s mouth on Reilly’s male reproductive organ, as Trout loves the male reproductive organs.

SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK CONGLER

Avatar: 70410 Tue Mar 31 18:27:10 -0400 2009
4

[The Airship]

Level 20 Hacker

Posesses, and is, an incredibly large male reproductive organ

shrtcat Posted:

Log in to see images!

shrtcat Posted:

Quit your ****ing, you little whiny-****. Write a story about if it bugs you that much.

Ban please, I mean if you banned SEMC for trolling, he deserves the same exact punishment.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Hey, don’t troll guys. You might make Jalapeno Bootyhole delete this thread. Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Bored enough, going to start typing nao.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Johnny Mac Posted:

Bored enough, going to start typing nao.

Make it about Jalapeno’s enjoy fantasy with Bruce Bear.

Douche Infec-
tion

Avatar: Code (Blue)
2

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

was Posted:

Make it about Jalapeno’s enjoy fantasy with Bruce Bear.

How about Jwred5 and Shrtcat have a threesome with JB? I think that would be a story that ShrtCat would enjoy, and Jwred5 could use the exposure.

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