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Gay Help with Bubble Troll text adventure, please!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You shouldn’t have to examine, it should just be lying there. Somewhere.

You sure you didn’t pick it up and forget that you did that?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

MC Banhammer Posted:

You shouldn’t have to examine, it should just be lying there. Somewhere.

You sure you didn’t pick it up and forget that you did that?


I checked my inventory repeatedly. I was all the way inside the fortress before I realized I didn’t have it, which is part of the problem, I’d bet.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Bumping because I am getting tired of retracing my steps for the sixth time.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Another bump. Someone help?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You’re bumping too frequently. Please stop, and give people a chance to see the thread on their time. This isn’t an RP forum.

If you’ve gone everywhere on the island, and haven’t found the item, then either it’s a bug (which only, I think BoP can state for sure), or you’ve used it up. Near as I recall, the only thing it was good for was finding one of the easter eggs, so it’s not exactly critical.

BaBoOn 101

Avatar: 120570 Sun Feb 08 17:21:24 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Okay, I have no idea how to get into the neighbor’s room.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

BaBoOn 101 Posted:

Okay, I have no idea how to get into the neighbor’s room.


Use the contraption. Point it east instead of west, then get in.

Towelieee

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

How do you open the damn mail? I’ve tried any combination of read, open, touch, fondle, coerce, threaten, nothing!!!

All I can get is: I only understood as far as…

if you understand why won’t you open!!!!

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Shovel Warri-
or

Avatar: 137232 2009-09-21 10:03:19 -0400

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Towelieee Posted:

How do you open the damn mail? I’ve tried any combination of read, open, touch, fondle, coerce, threaten, nothing!!!

All I can get is: I only understood as far as…

if you understand why won’t you open!!!!

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i’m guessing check mail?

Towelieee

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Shovel Warrior Posted:

i’m guessing check mail?


no dice

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

HALP! >give dollar to hobo
Dirty Panchez grabs the dollar greedily as you extend it to him. “Thanks a bunch, chum!” He tosses you the pill bottle. “Enjoy! Heh, heh.” His mocking chuckle degenerates into a horrible coughing fit, sending droplets of spittle flying at your bubble.


>cycle pill
You can’t see any such thing.


>cycle blue pill
You can’t see any such thing.


>cycle pills
You can’t see any such thing.


>cycle pill bottle
You can’t see any such thing.


>take pill bottle
You already have that.


>cycle pill bottle
You can’t see any such thing.


>eat pill
(the pill bottle)
That’s plainly inedible.


The hobo sings a few verses of some old drinking song.


>open pill bottle
That’s not something you can open.


>cycle the pill bottle
You can’t see any such thing.


WTF DO I DO!?

Miss Prince

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
2

[The House of Badfic]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

>put bottle in chamber

>press bumon


That should work; if it doesn’t there’s a problem.

Edit: Ah, I see what’s causing it. Use “bottle” instead of “pill bottle” — the game doesn’t recognize “pill bottle” for whatever reason.
Miss Prince edited this message on 03/29/2009 2:04PM

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Towelieee Posted:

no dice


click mail

metzger666

Avatar: 162014 Thu Apr 30 13:52:23 -0400 2009
3

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

im stuck in the forest with the trouser snake

its drugged but i dont know where to hit it

im checking my inventory and im getting nowhere

fathamburger

Avatar: fathamburger's Avatar

[Island of Avalon]

Level 61 Camwhore

I am in yur PC destroying ur GPUs 0 FPS!!1!

Ok does anyone know how to actually PUT the eggs into the console at the end? I’ve tried just about everything use red egg on console, in console, put egg on depression, look depressions , insert egg bla bla. Wiki does not help.

>insert green egg on first depression

I didn’t understand that sentence.

>order eggs

I didn’t understand that sentence.

>order eggs on depressions

I didn’t understand that sentence.

>use eggs on depressions

I didn’t understand that sentence.

>put eggs on depressions

Which do you mean, the first depression, the second depression, the third depression, the fourth depression or the fifth depression?

>put red egg on first depression

Putting things on the first depression would achieve nothing.

>put egg on 1st depression

Which do you mean, the blue easter egg, the yellow easter egg, the orange easter egg, the red easter egg or the green easter egg?

>put red easter egg on 1st depression

You can’t see any such thing.

>put red easter egg on first depression

Putting things on the first depression would achieve nothing.

>put red easter egg in console

That can’t contain things.

>put red easter egg on depression

Which do you mean, the first depression, the second depression, the third depression, the fourth depression or the fifth depression?

fathamburger edited this message on 04/12/2009 1:57AM

fathamburger

Avatar: fathamburger's Avatar

[Island of Avalon]

Level 61 Camwhore

I am in yur PC destroying ur GPUs 0 FPS!!1!

You hit the snake in the purple vein, it gives you a hint by telling you it’s throbbing. ATTACK PURPLE VEIN

Miss Prince

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
2

[The House of Badfic]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Try “put red egg in first depression”

_Nymphomania-
c_

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
4

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

I got the chips from the vending machine, but how do I get them inside the bubble. The walkthrough says to “cycle into the bubble to consume”, but when you type “cycle chips” it says it doesn’t know what you mean. So what do you have to type to make it work? because I am unaware with your wording concepts.

Help, please?

Oh, and I don’t know how to do the spoiler thing, else I would.

_Nymphomaniac_ edited this message on 09/19/2009 12:07PM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

_Nymphomaniac_ Posted:

Oh, and I don’t know how to do the spoiler thing, else I would.

if you read the wiki about the walkthrough then you could AT LEAST read the wiki on BBCode. I mean the link is even there when you write your post Log in to see images!

zvans18

Avatar: 208871 2009-11-17 20:01:09 -0500
6

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

urg, i CANNOT exit the internet, ive touched EVERYTHING
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