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FAQ Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Raepdog Posted:

But now my male reproductive organ will never be as big as yours. /sorrow

I didn’t get it either, on this character. Lots of us didn’t. So heck, you’re in good company. Log in to see images!

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Orb Posted:

I didn’t get it either, on this character. Lots of us didn’t. So heck, you’re in good company. Log in to see images!

Still note technically you e-peen is 3 times bigger than mine and your dom wins are infinitely more than mine, but you know what theirs no other way to judge a person.

Now a “Were The **** are my LolCats?!” E-Peen would be cool.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Is the peen given immediately or at rollover? I can’t wait.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

quangntenemy Posted:

Is the peen given immediately or at rollover? I can’t wait.

Immediatly.

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Raepdog Posted:

”Were The **** are my LolCats?!”

‘This player badgered Crotch Zombie about a useless e-peen while much more important fixes needed to be made. Therefore, the site crashed due to an unnoticed bug on the 25th October. Congratulations, guys!’

quangntenemy Posted:

Is the peen given immediately or at rollover? I can’t wait.

Welcome to the club.

King Krimson edited this message on 10/23/2008 9:59AM

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

quangntenemy Posted:

Is the peen given immediately or at rollover? I can’t wait.

Immediately.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

King Krimson Posted:

Welcome to the club.

Fortunately I was just wondering if I should talk to that **** right before rollover to minimize the wait time.

But now after having gone through all the posts in this thread I suppose I should wait a little more until the bug is fixed Log in to see images!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I did again with an alt. So, I guess part of it is choosing lolcats at least once. This time around I did all the lolcats. When there was no option for that that, I was nice to her and rickroll’d her.

You do remember how to be nice, right?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

and it gave your alt the peen?

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Yeah, this peen needs reworking.

Picking lolcats doesn’t work.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Look guys it is a puzzle. I don’t understand why you can’t appreciate it for being that.

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

was Posted:

Look guys it is a puzzle. I don’t understand why you can’t appreciate it for being that.

Hey, if we had nothing to whine about eventually we’d just waste away.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Bling Fling

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21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Next up: accurate description for Best Player Ever.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

So who do we talk to if we got a lolcat before the peen changed?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Master_Troll Posted:

So who do we talk to if we got a lolcat before the peen changed?

As far as I understand it, only the description was changed, not the functionality. If it’s still off, I guess post here and I’ll bring it to ET’s attention.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

MC Banhammer Posted:

As far as I understand it, only the description was changed, not the functionality. If it’s still off, I guess post here and I’ll bring it to ET’s attention.

The issue is the tubmail sends a lolcat, but not the peen. I believe someone posted the tubmail earlier, so yeah.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

imo reset convo and e-peen

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

MC Banhammer Posted:

Resolved!

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/11

I don’t think this is any better. From what I can tell, you get the epeen if you convince the moderator to not kill himself. You know, the part of the dialog tree where you get to ask him a question. You get an email with a lolcat if you just chose that option at least once. There is more to it than that to get the epeen.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

So people who claimed they’ve received a lolcat and didn’t receive an E-Peen will have to TM ET to get their E-Peens? Because there’s people still missing.

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