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Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

I wanta a lol cat

;-;

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Resolved!

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/11

Not resolved. The whole point is that a lot of us DID receive a lolcat in our tubmail without getting the e-peen. I know I did. And thus far, no e-peen has been awarded to those people.

Sindeee

Avatar: 46481 Mon Dec 08 19:48:02 -0500 2008
20

[Whips and Chains]

Level 55 Camwhore

Nugg's Little ****

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

I received a LOLcat from him but never got the e-peen for it.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

I got a lolcat in TM.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
25

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Combobreaker Posted:

I wanta a lol cat

;-;

Same.

If I’d known that was the reward, I wouldn’t have gotten the guy to kill himself.

Zeph

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
20

[GAK-dan]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

“This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.”

Yes I did.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/302564

The lack of e-peen extending still stands though.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Send tms to ET and he will probably restore your E-Peens.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Tubmail even says here is a lolcat and a special gift.. I got no gift!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Wylin Posted:

Tubmail even says here is a lolcat and a special gift.. I got no gift!

Did you get flezz?

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Is it safe to continue the conversation when I don’t get any “therapeutic” options? I got something like this:

1. Only when I take a super-dose of LSD. It’s generally a pleasant feeling.
2. Literally? Geez, you should talk to your landlord. Or a shrink.
3. No. But if I did feel that way, I’d probably kill myself.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

was Posted:

Did you get flezz?

Oh, I can’t remember. I want the e-peen! Log in to see images!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

quangntenemy Posted:

Is it safe to continue the conversation when I don’t get any “therapeutic” options? I got something like this:

1. Only when I take a super-dose of LSD. It’s generally a pleasant feeling.
2. Literally? Geez, you should talk to your landlord. Or a shrink.
3. No. But if I did feel that way, I’d probably kill myself.


Click to X at the top and start over if you are unsure.

asforoneday

Avatar: 71426 Sun Oct 19 16:57:02 -0400 2008

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

+1 to the list of people who got the cat but didn’t get the e-peen

GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

It seems you can get a combo of the LOLcat and therapeutic TM, I think a lot of you got that. The LOLcat one is shorter and doesn’t mention how nice people are treating WIM. Anyway, send me a TM for the walkthrough and to congratulate meLog in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2015-08-12 18:57:31 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Bumping this ****. Do want e-peen, although ET probably has better things to do.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Johnny Mac Posted:

Bumping this ****. Do want e-peen, although ET probably has better things to do.

Subject: thanks

From: WoeIsModerator

hey…i just wanted to say that thanks to the conversation we had, i don’t feel quite as suicidal anymore. so, thanks for putting off the inevitable. and here: have a lolcat.

Log in to see images!

——————————————————————————

Is this the tubmail any of you received? If not, I wouldn’t be expecting the epeen.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2015-08-12 18:57:31 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

I think everyone else who didn’t get the peen, including me, got this one:

WoeIsModerator

i just wanted to say, thanks for helping me out. you talked me through a tough time. here’s a lolcat. and, a special gift to show how much you mean to me. i got some help. the people at the depression center are real nice to me. the walls are nice and soft, like padded clouds. and i don’t even miss shoelaces. metal cutlery would be nice, i guess, but most of the food is mush anyway. my roommate is really cool. i don’t see the ants he keeps talking about though…well, used to talk about. so i’m wiring you my college funds. i won’t be going anywhere for a while.

Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

was Posted:

Subject: thanks

From: WoeIsModerator

hey…i just wanted to say that thanks to the conversation we had, i don’t feel quite as suicidal anymore. so, thanks for putting off the inevitable. and here: have a lolcat.

Log in to see images!

——————————————————————————

Is this the tubmail any of you received? If not, I wouldn’t be expecting the epeen.

yes, that is the one I got some minutes ago. with a peen

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

So, list of people without E-Peen so far (but with lolcats on their tm) (DON’T DELETE THE TUBMAIL, ET PROBABLY WILL LOG ON YOUR ACCOUNT AND CHECK YOUR TM BEFORE AWARDING THE E-PEEN):

– Amasius

– asforoneday

– Beavis-Dragon

– Combobreaker

– handofg0d

– Healbot

– Johnny Mac

– Jubbles

– King Krimson

– Lord Shplane

– Master_Troll

– meeeeeeeeee

– Orb

– Raepdog

– Sindeee

– Wylin

– Zeph

(I’ll update this list and forward it to ET later today)

Fran edited this message on 10/24/2008 7:05AM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

That is it, I am done with this. If you guys want to ignore what you discovered for yourself on page 2 of this thread, then fine. Go ahead and keep bugging Evil Trout about petty **** that works as designed. You guys are entitled to it, right?

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