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PANTS AND ESCHER - CYBER THREADEscher and Pants Wingfic part 2
I couldn’t get to sleep at all, I was in so much pain. The pain just coursed through my body like rum through a pirate’s veins. It got to the point that I was screaming. That’s when Pants came running into the guest room where I was sleeping. It felt at first like he was touching me, but then it felt as if creatures, badgers or perhaps dogs, were digging their way out of my back. The pain of what happened next was incomparable.
Something was crawling out of me. Emerging from my body. The whole process seemed to take hours. It probably only took about thirty minutes. The whole time, I sensed that Pants was just standing there, watching in astonishment. The pain was so hard that I couldn’t exactly see him through the tears.
When it was all done, I saw myself in the full-length mirror across from me.
“My God!” I exclaimed, rushing out of the room. I had wings. Fully formed, fully-functional, feathery wings. A golden colour. I clamped their muscles tight against my back and put my back to the wall when Pants found me. (view post) |
04/03/2008 | |
PANTS AND ESCHER - CYBER THREADSpecial Escher & Pants wingfic part 1
Phoenix
Pants and I left the room together. Dubai wasn’t as sweltering as Havana or even Beunos Ares, but I was feeling exceptionally warm. Mrs Pants decided that I “looked hot”. At first I thought she was paying me a compliment, I’m used to these compliments from the ladies, but only for the second before she felt my forehead. Apparently, I actually was mildly feverish. She suggested that Pants take me to their home at once while she took charge of everything else that needed to be done that day.
It seems I was only having hot flashes rather than actually running a fever, but by the time we arrived at their home, I was so exhausted from the up-and-down of my body temperature alone.
Then came the muscle aches. First my abdomen, then over the next several hours, it had all spread across my back. Pants kept tending to me with deep muscle mbumages, herbal teas, nothing at all seemed to help. Then I decided to try and sleep it off.
Big mistake. (view post) |
04/03/2008 | |
Domination Card Exploit AddressedTarman Posted:
TSB were actively testing a BETA application. Yes piglet managed to crash the server with some hideous attack, but that was largely unintentional. Unfortunately ET was off-line at the time and had to get paged to fix the server and I believe that piglet apologized for the disruption. (view post) |
04/03/2008 | |
Domination Card Exploit AddressedAcid Flux Posted:
You do realize that a single full-time programmer is going to have a huge list of bug fixes on his plate at any given time? Further that Trout currently works at least 6 days a week on the site? And that he had to work on this bugfix during his day off?
Forumwarz is not WoW, Crotchzombie is not blizzard, quit expecting a ****ing miracle worker.
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04/03/2008 | |
Domination Card Exploit AddressedArktor Posted:
No perfectly capable of reading, do you deny getting 4 medals last week via the exploit? Or do you expect ET to go back into the previous domination rounds to remove medals? (view post) |
04/03/2008 | |
Domination Card Exploit AddressedSeriously you guys expect an e-peen for this?
Look what TSB did in ICD was test the **** out of a beta application that doesn’t actually impact gameplay. It was a bit of hard work (especially on piglet’s part) but was ultimately worth it for the lulz.
What you guys did was find an exploit, enjoy it for some medals, and then report it expecting an e-peen.
Crotch Zombie is trying to create a fun casual game that people are willing to play repeatedly (and purchase brownie points to support). If people **** up the gameplay, even for ‘good’ intentions, it reduces the fun factor for the rest of the community. The result is that people abandon the game and CZ loses customer base which is a bad business model. So seriously, be happy with the handful of medals the exploit finders got, and if trout wants to reward you then fine, if not then that’s peachy too. (view post) |
04/03/2008 | |
Domination Card Exploit AddressedAcid Flux Posted:
Or you could take pleasure in the domination trophies you won last week via the exploit. (view post) |
04/03/2008 | |
Internet Delay Chat suggestions.latester Posted:
One of the problems with irc is just about every school or business blocks irc at their firewalls. Yes you can get around those blocks but if they want a high usage rate then it’s a suboptimal solution.
Besides being able to use bbcode to post images is ****ing awesome (view post) |
03/25/2008 | |
Anti-Freeze SuggestionsGamblebot definitely needs tweaking. I’d love for it to include surrender and splits. Further it sometimes seems that gamblebot doesn’t stand on all 17s (thus increasing it’s success rate). I’d love for it to include a 5-card charlie rule (if the player gets 5 cards without going over 21 they auto-win).
If they really want to diminish the percentage of anti-freeze scoops in the game (which really only seem to be abused by a very small number of players) they could always bump the max bet to 5000 flezz and only payout anti-freeze on winning 2 of them. That would increase the risk significantly as few of the players have that sort of flezz cushion. (view post) |
03/22/2008 | |
Sisterhood/FoL TensionsBubo Posted:
Buying brownie points is definitely a good thing for the reasons you listed, however it seems like the better strategy is to develop another multi so you get mo’ scoops and mo’ visits to **** with your competitors. (view post) |
03/20/2008 | |
Sisterhood/FoL TensionsI think in character bumhat behavior within the roleplaying forums should definitely be encouraged. I can understand wanting to keep the male reproductive organery to a minimum otherwise, especially the constant avatar pranking (waste of good brownie points). That being said it’s next to impossible to police 300+ members so don’t expect too much compliance.
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03/20/2008 | |
Limit Card UseWould limiting card to 1/10minutes or even 1/1min make late min scoop runs and ties easier or harder to accomplish?
I guess the other thing, would creating a card timer increase or decrease overall lag? Presumably the server would need to maintain a hold timer preventing the player from spamming cards. If the hold timer increases server load (which I bumume is the source of most of the latency) then it could be counterproductive. (view post) |
03/20/2008 | |
Well played, sisters.Lust Posted: |
03/19/2008 | |
Vanilla scoops: USE THIS THREAD ONLY!Lust Posted:
Until we see how the new changes impact the domination standings I’m not sure you can definitely say that increasing solo white scoop rewards would nullify the advantage in klan raiding. If we bumume that anti-freeze gets nerfed sometime soon there should be some balancing mechanism that keep solo players viable in domination.
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03/19/2008 | |
Vanilla scoops: USE THIS THREAD ONLY!Wyrd Posted:
I think this would definitely be a decent idea as it would allow solo players and klan members in non-standard time zones to have a decent chance of netting a small number of vanilla scoops. Combined with speed runs and pistachio loops a good solo player would likely be able to at least consistently compete for min scoops.
I also wouldn’t mind there still being a 3 scoop bonus if your clan can pwn 24 forums simultaneous instead of the current 12. That way there would be an incentive to organize big, risky raids. (view post) |
03/19/2008 |
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