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Hey mac usersI was dead but I got better. (view post) |
10/09/2011 | |
STEVE JOBS IS DEADThanks for the wishes everyone and **** you to the haters.
However, even though I’m dead, I will still haunt all you dumb bumes that are willing to pay the no-commitment price for a phone every year when we release the same damn phone with 3 added features and call it a new one.
I’d like to say goodbye to my old friend CreepPipe. Seriously, he still logs in here from time to time?
And if you happen to come across it, please return my copy of iLife. I could really use it right now.
Sincerely,
Steve
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Sent from my iPhone (view post) |
10/09/2011 | |
>^-^-< Fortunato wants the friend peen, two 3 BP prizes and 7 BP for n00bs! >^-^-<Sent.
Buy an iPhone. (view post) |
05/03/2009 | |
Express Oscar Contest - 5 BP if Robert Downey Jr. scores, 1 BP if notpost (view post) |
02/22/2009 | |
20 BP raffle! See how.Picket Posted:(view post) |
01/12/2009 | |
Macworld 2009Greetings everyone. Even though Phil Schiller is filling in for me at today’s keynote, there is one announcement being made today that is so revolutionary and exciting to me that I had to share it with you personally. And to me there is no better of a place to make that announcement than right here on Forumwarz.
Now you may be asking yourself, why Steve, why here on Forumwarz? The majority of us that partake in this game actually use PC’s as opposed to Mac’s. This I am aware of but you are actually the perfect demographic for our companies products since you like the majority of Mac users show a great interest in: creativity, technology, music, hivemindedness and an excessive amount of homosexual tendencies.
Without further delay I give you the future of computing: (view post) |
01/06/2009 | |
Any Apple fan here?CreepPipe Posted:
I think I might have spotted a liar…how cool is that? (view post) |
09/25/2008 | |
i ****ing hate the man who claims to have spawned meCreepPipe Posted:
After extensive research and communication with our vendors we were able to make the most affordable iPhone to date. It is not my fault nor our vendors just the ever changing patterns and trends in the technology field. I am sorry for your predicament and have issued you a $100 Apple Store Credit. (view post) |
06/20/2008 | |
WWDC 2008Yesterday brought the announcement of Apple’s revolutionary new product The iThread. But today is another day and time to focus on the future once again. So before the Worldwide Developers Conference starts I’d like to give you all a preview of what is to come from us here Apple.
As you may know WWDC is a time where we mainly focus on the future of software on the Mac OS X platform, however we also like to shake it up a bit and give you all some announcements. This time around we’re not just focusing on development of software on our amazing desktop and notebook machines, but our iPhone SDK as well. Many of you may be wondering just what I will be announcing today.
It has become tradition before our keynotes for there to be many rumors and speculation as to just what it is we will be announcing and though some predictions have been correct in the past most have fallen short from the truth. So what is it we will be announcing today? The 3G iPhone? The iTunes App Store? New MacBook Pros? Or perhaps the Mac Fusion?
Although those are all solid guesses that’s not the main focus today. Today I am pleased to announce The iClean. The iClean is Apple’s take on compressed air. Many of you use compressed air on a weekly basis to clean your keyboards, Power Macs, your mice and other components that are prone to collecting dust and various other types of debris. The iClean is different because it has been engineered to be the most effective, powerful and energy efficient compressed air. And due to a total of 23 patents, 7 months of research and the ability to run on any operating system, configuration and planet The iClean is the absolute best compressed air on the market.
The iClean will be available in 2 models. A 16 ounce version and a 24 ounce version. The 16 ounce iClean will retail for just $4.99 and the 24 ounce version for just $5.99. We will be taking orders for The iClean immediately after WWDC and it will begin shipping next week.
Once again thank you all for joining me. (view post) |
06/09/2008 | |
Welcome.elenaratelimit Posted:
As you know here at Apple we love music. And we love showcasing the music of deserving artists in our ads at the same time creating an image that best suits the product being advertised. After extensive research by our marketing division it has been made apparent that the song best suited to represent The iThread in the ad would have to be The Cars – Just What I Needed. (view post) |
06/08/2008 | |
Welcome.Thank you, thank you. Welcome to this special thread. But before we jump into what we need to talk about today I’d like to take a look back at the first several months of this year. iPhone still gaining market share in the US smart phone sales. MacBook Air still the worlds lightest notebook. The iPod lineup, still the best selling digital music player in the world. And finally The iTunes Music Store…highest selling online music store and the fourth largest music retailer only behind Best Buy, Wal-Mart and Target.
Now typically when we hold our special events we gather to introduce several new products and announce updates to our existing products. Not the case today. Today we’re only announcing 1 addition to our already outstanding product line. The reasoning behind this is we knew no matter what it would steal the show regardless. So with out further delay I’d like to announce our newest product.
The iThread. The iThread is basically text on the internet. But unlike other text on the internet we here at Apple have 73 patents to make The iThread the most amazing thread on the internet ever. The iThread is different because it comes with our logo on it and in really neat packaging. Also unlike other threads, The iThread is a guaranteed success. Not because of the content or quality of it, but because it has Apple’s name backing it and addition to that, I’m Steve Jobs.
And that’s The iThread. I would like to thank you all for coming today and now it’s my privilege to introduce our musical guest for today. Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful and talented Randy Newman. (view post) |
06/08/2008 |